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Quote by Andrew_2013
Make a big space- just back from a BBQ and full of sausage :mrgreen:

Hola... my long lost little cup fungus.
How the devil are you?
It's been 8 years - can we shag yet? :grin:
not unless you've had a change of chromasome :mrgreen:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Make a big space- just back from a BBQ and full of sausage :mrgreen:

Hola... my long lost little cup fungus.
How the devil are you?
It's been 8 years - can we shag yet? :grin:
not unless you've had a change of chromasome :mrgreen:
I'll put a nice wig and pretty blouse on?!
Quote by Andrew_2013
I'll put a nice wig and pretty blouse on?!

rotflmao I have actually just guffawed. wink
Quote by noladreams

I'll put a nice wig and pretty blouse on?!

rotflmao I have actually just guffawed. wink
*sniggers*
Quote by Andrew_2013
Make a big space- just back from a BBQ and full of sausage :mrgreen:

Hola... my long lost little cup fungus.
How the devil are you?
It's been 8 years - can we shag yet? :grin:
not unless you've had a change of chromasome :mrgreen:
I'll put a nice wig and pretty blouse on?!
Maybe if you dress up as a trolly dolly? rotflmao
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Maybe if you dress up as a trolly dolly? rotflmao

You and your he-she role play fantasies... we've done that one before. BA or Virgin?
"Fish, chicken or beef.. SIR?"
:twisted:
Quote by bluexxx

I'll put a nice wig and pretty blouse on?!

rotflmao I have actually just guffawed. wink
*sniggers*
No laughing at the back blue ;)
Quote by Andrew_2013
Maybe if you dress up as a trolly dolly? rotflmao

You and your he-she role play fantasies... we've done that one before. BA or Virgin?
"Fish, chicken or beef.. SIR?"
:twisted:
It looked a bit more like mystery meat to me lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
It looked a bit more like mystery meat to me lol

Is that like when we played 'guess who's giving he blow job?' ;) You had your cock stuck in that Gloryhole for ages before you realised it was JudyTV smile
Quote by MikeC

was looking for the like button...:confused:

Yeah, I've done that tonight as well lol
*Her*
I have a like button......called my cock lol
Good grief - did you take a pill or summat? Mike I don't think I've ever seen you quite so desperate (cup finals included)!
Yeah sorry blue pill......
Mike the little blue pills are for when you have a partner rather than your hand and a sock wink
Quote by Andrew_2013
It looked a bit more like mystery meat to me lol

Is that like when we played 'guess who's giving he blow job?' ;) You had your cock stuck in that Gloryhole for ages before you realised it was JudyTV smile
good job i didn't wash my cock that month :twisted:
Quote by celestria
Mike the little blue pills are for when you have a partner rather than your hand and a sock wink

rotflmao
Quote by celestria

was looking for the like button...:confused:

Yeah, I've done that tonight as well lol
*Her*
I have a like button......called my cock lol
Good grief - did you take a pill or summat? Mike I don't think I've ever seen you quite so desperate (cup finals included)!
Yeah sorry blue pill......
Mike the little blue pills are for when you have a partner rather than your hand and a sock wink
That is his long term partner? lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu

was looking for the like button...:confused:

Yeah, I've done that tonight as well lol
*Her*
I have a like button......called my cock lol
Good grief - did you take a pill or summat? Mike I don't think I've ever seen you quite so desperate (cup finals included)!
Yeah sorry blue pill......
Mike the little blue pills are for when you have a partner rather than your hand and a sock wink
That is his long term partner? lol
Mike's right hand s doing well thank you
Why what you doing with the left hand?? :giggle:
Like at all the best parties (the ones where only the cool kids are invited) I've been resting my eyes. I am now back and fully wide awake, and GOOD GRIEF!!!!! What a mess you lot made last night. Someone get the bin liners, this place needs a good clean :fuckinghell:
Where are you all????
I STILL HAVEN'T HAD MY FUCKING FOOT RUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell::fuckinghell:
:lol2:
And someone get the bacon butties on the bounce, will ya?
Not that I eat them, but they are compulsory aren't they.
Quote by Sarah
Why what you doing with the left hand?? :giggle:

Sarah they are busy cant you feel them?
Quote by bluexxx
And someone get the bacon butties on the bounce, will ya?
Not that I eat them, but they are compulsory aren't they.

I'll be breakfast bitch :giggle: 'cos I'm hungry & don't want to wait all day!
Quote by noladreams
And someone get the bacon butties on the bounce, will ya?
Not that I eat them, but they are compulsory aren't they.

I'll be breakfast bitch :giggle: 'cos I'm hungry & don't want to wait all day!
You can warm my sausage up
Quote by MikeC
And someone get the bacon butties on the bounce, will ya?
Not that I eat them, but they are compulsory aren't they.

I'll be breakfast bitch :giggle: 'cos I'm hungry & don't want to wait all day!
You can warm my sausage up
:doh: Ahhh, the funnies keep on coming!
wink
Quote by noladreams
And someone get the bacon butties on the bounce, will ya?
Not that I eat them, but they are compulsory aren't they.

I'll be breakfast bitch :giggle: 'cos I'm hungry & don't want to wait all day!
You can warm my sausage up
:doh: Ahhh, the funnies keep on coming!
wink
Hurry up with the breakfast
Okay....
Breakfast: sausage, bacon, eggs etc
Coffee
Tea
Bucks Fizz to finish last night's bubbles
But NO tomato ketchup in Nola's kitchen, for t'is the foodstuff of the devil himself. cool
Quote by noladreams
Okay....
Breakfast: sausage, bacon, eggs etc
Coffee
Tea
Bucks Fizz to finish last night's bubbles
But NO tomato ketchup in Nola's kitchen, for t'is the foodstuff of the devil himself. cool

Thanks for bacon.....is there any water.....I am struggling to remember last night.....someone gave me a drink (possibly bloke) and said have it and relax..........
Next thing I know I am awake this morning.......my bum feels very oily like the feeling of lub in it....(I know that wasn't angel as she would make sure it would be something painful)
I have chaffing around my wrists and ankles as well.......hmmmmmm not looking forward to seeing these photos in my inbox today.....
Mmmm... breakfast!! :bounce:
Square sausage sarnie for me please!
Bacon, egg, hash browns, mushrooms, beans... and don't forget the premium sausage :twisted:
And a large, strong, black coffee please!
I'd like to be the meat in a dirty girl/angel chat sandwich for breakfast :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd like to be the meat in a dirty girl/angel chat sandwich for breakfast :twisted:

Do you still remember my address Meaty? :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd like to be the meat in a dirty girl/angel chat sandwich for breakfast :twisted:

Lol they would eat you alive
Quote by Angel Chat
I'd like to be the meat in a dirty girl/angel chat sandwich for breakfast :twisted:

Do you still remember my address Meaty? :rascal:
If i can find my way to the local train station I think I could find it easily :twisted: