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Quote by sandybeach1
When I am in supermarket queue and one of those people holds a board up with a big sign saying this checkout is free then another one comes along and suggests you use the self-serve, if I wanted to use it I would already be using it and not standing in a queue, its my choice, leave me alone :censored:

And when you use the self service checkout, your change arrives in the maximum number of small denomination coins possible :sad:
Customers who approach you expecting you to be bloody psychic and know exactly what they want, and when you try your best then complain that you've taken sooooo much of their valuable time by having to explain what they actually want! :mad:
How's about you decide what you ACTUALLY want (i.e. specific dimensions, the NAME etc) before leaving the house? I had one customer today asking for a "thing". I kid you not!
Me: "Is it something for the Kitchen? The bedroom, living room? Is it a children's item? What colour is it? Do you know how much? Is it mainly made of metal, plastic, wood?"
Them: "I don't know. It's a THING!" *Looks at me sarcastically as if I have a mental problem.*
:mad: FECK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
My tesco's has just started doing the "scan your shopping as you shop thing". I love using gadgets and though, this willsave lots of time. Walk around tesco, pickup my shopping, scan it, and pack it as I go.. happy me................
Get to check out, scan to finish and then the fecking machine tells me that I my shopping needs to be security checked :mad: so then some guy comes over and takes all my shopping out and scans it all through again............grrrrrrrrrrrrrr fecking total waste of fecking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never using the fecking service again.!!!!!
Quote by Dlep
Customers who approach you expecting you to be bloody psychic and know exactly what they want, and when you try your best then complain that you've taken sooooo much of their valuable time by having to explain what they actually want! :mad:
How's about you decide what you ACTUALLY want (i.e. specific dimensions, the NAME etc) before leaving the house? I had one customer today asking for a "thing". I kid you not!
Me: "Is it something for the Kitchen? The bedroom, living room? Is it a children's item? What colour is it? Do you know how much? Is it mainly made of metal, plastic, wood?"
Them: "I don't know. It's a THING!" *Looks at me sarcastically as if I have a mental problem.*
:mad: FECK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

I work in a pub/retaurant type chain. Yesterday I had a customer phone up and ask
"Is your food cooked on your premises, or is it cooked elsewhere and delivered?"
The customer service person in me politely answered with "Of course, all our food is cooked on premises, and we have a full allergy guide to all of our food products."
The sarcastic person in me really wanted to answer with "No, we cook all our food at McDonalds in the town centre, then we courier it to your table."
Later the same day I was doing host duties when a group of 3 people came to me and asked for a table for 4 people. I said "Certainly, would you like to follow me." When they said "Can we please have a table with chairs?" Again the customer service person in me smiled politely and answered "Certainly, just this way please."
When really I wanted to say "Oh no, we charge extra for the chairs!!
wet leaves :giveup:
Quote by Redangel2013
Customers who approach you expecting you to be bloody psychic and know exactly what they want, and when you try your best then complain that you've taken sooooo much of their valuable time by having to explain what they actually want! :mad:
How's about you decide what you ACTUALLY want (i.e. specific dimensions, the NAME etc) before leaving the house? I had one customer today asking for a "thing". I kid you not!
Me: "Is it something for the Kitchen? The bedroom, living room? Is it a children's item? What colour is it? Do you know how much? Is it mainly made of metal, plastic, wood?"
Them: "I don't know. It's a THING!" *Looks at me sarcastically as if I have a mental problem.*
:mad: FECK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

I work in a pub/retaurant type chain. Yesterday I had a customer phone up and ask
"Is your food cooked on your premises, or is it cooked elsewhere and delivered?"
The customer service person in me politely answered with "Of course, all our food is cooked on premises, and we have a full allergy guide to all of our food products."
The sarcastic person in me really wanted to answer with "No, we cook all our food at McDonalds in the town centre, then we courier it to your table."
Later the same day I was doing host duties when a group of 3 people came to me and asked for a table for 4 people. I said "Certainly, would you like to follow me." When they said "Can we please have a table with chairs?" Again the customer service person in me smiled politely and answered "Certainly, just this way please."
When really I wanted to say "Oh no, we charge extra for the chairs!!
i hate dealing with public end of
Liza breeds and shows dogs and we had a polish couple come to view one of Liza's pups, they emailed us an hour later to say although our pups where all nice the one they wanted wasn't as dark as they had wanted so would we take 200 pounds less,
we emailed them the following day to say we had discussed it with the dog and the dog thought it was worth 200 more as it meant it had to learn polish if it was going to live with them. :twisted:
they never mailed back dunno
Quote by Lizaleanrob
i hate dealing with public end of
Liza breeds and shows dogs and we had a polish couple come to view one of Liza's pups, they emailed us an hour later to say although our pups where all nice the one they wanted wasn't as dark as they had wanted so would we take 200 pounds less,
we emailed them the following day to say we had discussed it with the dog and the dog thought it was worth 200 more as it meant it had to learn polish if it was going to live with them. :twisted:
they never mailed back dunno

That made me chuckle lol
Quote by Qbu

i hate dealing with public end of
Liza breeds and shows dogs and we had a polish couple come to view one of Liza's pups, they emailed us an hour later to say although our pups where all nice the one they wanted wasn't as dark as they had wanted so would we take 200 pounds less,
we emailed them the following day to say we had discussed it with the dog and the dog thought it was worth 200 more as it meant it had to learn polish if it was going to live with them. :twisted:
they never mailed back dunno

That made me chuckle lol
You laugh but I was talking to someone recently who lives out in the sticks who was telling me about a local farmer. Paid a fortune for a prize winning sheep dog but when he put it to work it was useless, couldn't follow command and basically wouldn't listen to him.
After a couple of weeks he got hold of the guy who trained it and quickly realised the reason was as the guy was from mid Wales he mainly spoke Welsh- so thats what the dog understood :giggle:
Blokes that whistle. I was in a supermarket and this twat was doing what only can be described as bird impressions, i could hear him from 3 aisles away. God its irritating.
Quote by Happy-Cat
Blokes that whistle. I was in a supermarket and this twat was doing what only can be described as bird impressions, i could hear him from 3 aisles away. God its irritating.

innocent
lol
Quote by Dlep
Blokes that whistle. I was in a supermarket and this twat was doing what only can be described as bird impressions, i could hear him from 3 aisles away. God its irritating.

innocent
lol
I say the word "irritating" and you appear. How apt!
wink
Quote by flower411
Can't help but notice that this forum is now dribbling along with a negative thread ...
Way to go ! Whoever came up with the rejuve idea !!
It's now totally dead ..... sleep tight Neil x and sleep tight SH

Ok, forget the rest, but........
I really do hope you're American.
Way to go??
Fuck me! Do you say "gotten"?
people complaining about fracking are the same people who moan about high energy bills and travel to protests in cars,buses and vehicles all burning petrol,diesel which as we all know are bad for the environment.
two faced tossers just looking for a fucking riot. send in the rubber bullets and water cannons .
where were they when the decision was made to sell off all our energy resources to the highest bidder? where they lobbying their mp to stop this? like fuck they give a toss until its on their doorstep and even if its not they travel around looking for something to kick off it.
round them up and baton charge them until they get the message.
but wait! whats this i hear?. another source of power is coming soon.
Thorium.
china and russia are already looking at thorium reactors.
Quote by tyracer
people complaining about fracking are the same people who moan about high energy bills and travel to protests in cars,buses and vehicles all burning petrol,diesel which as we all know are bad for the environment.
two faced tossers just looking for a fucking riot. send in the rubber bullets and water cannons .
where were they when the decision was made to sell off all our energy resources to the highest bidder? where they lobbying their mp to stop this? like fuck they give a toss until its on their doorstep and even if its not they travel around looking for something to kick off it.
round them up and baton charge them until they get the message.
but wait! whats this i hear?. another source of power is coming soon.
Thorium.
china and russia are already looking at thorium reactors.

Did someone nick the jam outta ya doughnut this morning?
Quote by Rogue_Trader
people complaining about fracking are the same people who moan about high energy bills and travel to protests in cars,buses and vehicles all burning petrol,diesel which as we all know are bad for the environment.
two faced tossers just looking for a fucking riot. send in the rubber bullets and water cannons .
where were they when the decision was made to sell off all our energy resources to the highest bidder? where they lobbying their mp to stop this? like fuck they give a toss until its on their doorstep and even if its not they travel around looking for something to kick off it.
round them up and baton charge them until they get the message.
but wait! whats this i hear?. another source of power is coming soon.
Thorium.
china and russia are already looking at thorium reactors.

Did someone nick the jam outta ya doughnut this morning?
lol no lol
Quote by Happy-Cat
Can't help but notice that this forum is now dribbling along with a negative thread ...
Way to go ! Whoever came up with the rejuve idea !!
It's now totally dead ..... sleep tight Neil x and sleep tight SH

Ok, forget the rest, but........
I really do hope you're American.
Way to go??
Fuck me! Do you say "gotten"?
Calm down Grandad its 'his bad' lol
Drivers who pull out on you / cut you up then have the audacity to turn down the next street - cant they wait Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
--- And breathe !!!!!
Quote by flower411
Can't help but notice that this forum is now dribbling along with a negative thread ...
Way to go ! Whoever came up with the rejuve idea !!
It's now totally dead ..... sleep tight Neil x and sleep tight SH

Ok, forget the rest, but........
I really do hope you're American.
Way to go??
Fuck me! Do you say "gotten"?
Not sure I understand
Why would I say "gotten" ?
I think Happy Cat and Meet2 should hook up = Cat and Dog lol
Flower wave
oooh this gets my goat.. in Aldi they always say "paying by cash or card".. why?? what difference does it make? winds me up every time!
Suze
Quote by Paddy
I think Happy Cat and Meet2 should hook up = Cat and Dog lol

Yam a yampy lummock- I ain't a wammel! loon
horse riders....who ride on the road.
They have no road insurance.....they expect us to all slow down....they let the horse shit everywhere ( if I let my dogs mess, and left it, I would be prosecuted )....
Horses are for fields not roads !!
Horses occupied the roads long before the motor car did.
Nowt wrong with a decent bit of manure for growing yer veg in.. Way cheaper and more nutritious than the chemicals down the garden centre wink
Quote by GnV
Horses occupied the roads long before the motor car did.
Nowt wrong with a decent bit of manure for growing yer veg in.. Way cheaper and more nutritious than the chemicals down the garden centre wink

You took the words right out of my mouth G
Elderly people who pay for their shopping with a bag of 2ps. That's annoying.
Things on the road that make your car tyres go pop down a country lane after you have had a lovely ride round :mad:
2 fecking new tyres now :doh:
Quote by sandybeach1
Things on the road that make your car tyres go pop down a country lane after you have had a lovely ride round :mad:
2 fecking new tyres now :doh:

Hoof nails perhaps?
bolt
Quote by bluexxx
Elderly people who pay for their shopping with a bag of 2ps. That's annoying.

In the past, they might have popped the p's in the pew box but, remembering that charity now begins at home and no one seems to care a flying fluck about the elderly these days, they remind people of their existence by keeping them waiting in supermarket queues.
You never know, perhaps one day some kindly soul will take pity on them on pay their grocery bill on their plastic to help move the line along a bit more quickly.
If time is money and all these rich people are so keen to get back to making loadsa money, doing such a kindly deed may actually mean the pensioners measerly bill is more than covered by their generosity.
Well, as a pensioner, that's the way I would see it, anyway :lol2:
Quote by GnV
Horses occupied the roads long before the motor car did.

Oss's didn't have for fork out lots of tax for the chunky black covering they're currently crapping on
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Horses occupied the roads long before the motor car did.

Oss's didn't have for fork out lots of tax for the chunky black covering they're currently crapping on
But it sure helps to fill in the holes well meaty wink
I was just in another thread and the subject of spitting came up
So I would just like to say that guys who think it is acceptable to unclog half a lung and spit it on the pavement are absolutely the grossest thing ever, get yourself a hanky or tissues and keep your sputum (hope that's right) to yourselves :censored:
This really does need a retch emote