Hippos

26 May 2003

Q:Why do hippos fuck in water confused

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A:How else you gonna keep a 9lb clit wet :?: :!: :shock:

27 May 2003

Essex girl talking to a labourer in a Pub
"Why have you got L and R on your wellies?"
"Thats because im a little bit slow and it helps me put them on the right way round"
She pauses for a second before replying
"That must be why ive got C&A in my knickers"

27 May 2003

Funny!

27 May 2003

Very funny guys, and to all the blondes out there, i wasn't laughing at that the "blonde" joke more than any other, just in case you wanted fucking at a later date, lol
Got to keep your options open. wink

1 Jun 2003

very good Mark!!
Two blondes driving thru the countryside and they see another blonde rowing a boat thru the middle of a cornfield, the blonde driving turns to her mate and says, 'it's stupid blondes like her that give the rest of us a bad name' and her mate says, 'yeah and if I could swim I'd swom out their and drown the bitch'!!! :shock:
Sorry any blondes reading! I'm with Mark tho, don't mean to offend in case any of you want fucking!! But the chances of that happening in my neck of the woods are pretty fucking dismal I have to say confused