Sex God
I have never been ice-skating.
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Sex God
I have never been to a football match.
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I have never been to a football match.
Neither have I and I don't want to go either! :giggle:
Sex God
I've never been ice-skating, skiing, or anything else that involves slippery.
I've never been south of London. (OK, maybe I have, but only twice or three times at the most). The south brings me out in a rash.
I've never shagged Happy Cats, though I have dreamed of it many times
:rude:
I've never been south of London. (OK, maybe I have, but only twice or three times at the most). The south brings me out in a rash.
I've never shagged Happy Cats, though I have dreamed of it many times
:rude:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I've never shagged Happy Cats, though I have dreamed of it many times
:rude:
I've never shagged Happy Cats and now I'm wondering if it's something I shouldbe dreaming of?
Sex God
I have never shagged the miserable cat bastard either but I wank over it a lot...
:wanker:
Sex God
I've never sung a virtual duet with the happy one either :sad:
Sex God
Quote by deancannock
I have never been covered in chocolate and thrown to the lesbians.....but I'm open to persuasion !!!
Me neither. But to be fair, OMG..... melted chocolate, it's ALL MINE. NO SHARING with the lesbians, or anyone else!
Sex God
I have never shagged a smurf or eating strawberries
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
I have never shagged a smurf or eating strawberries
*Sniggers and waits for Angel Chat*
Yes, Mike, we all know about your dislike of strawberries :grin:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I have never shagged a smurf or eating strawberries
*Sniggers and waits for Angel Chat*
Yes, Mike, we all know about your dislike of strawberries :grin:
I've never shagged a smurf either
Neither have I ever been to Amsterdam
Sex God
I've been to Amsterdam.
But I've never learned to juggle.
But I've never learned to juggle.
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
I've never been given explicit permission to post in someone else's forum.
:grin:
I've been to paradise.
But I've never been to me.
(Wondering if that's familiar to essex34m's dodgy music collection)
:haha:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I've never been given explicit permission to post in someone else's forum.
:grin:
I've been to paradise.
But I've never been to me.
(Wondering if that's familiar to essex34m's dodgy music collection)
:haha:
You beat me to it! :giggle: Was just doing some washing up & thought ooh, I know a good I have never post :karaoke: :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
I've never been given explicit permission to post in someone else's forum.
:grin:
I've been to paradise.
But I've never been to me.
(Wondering if that's familiar to essex34m's dodgy music collection)
:haha:
Not got that song, keep trying.
Thank god you don't. It's one of the sickliest songs I can remember.
It's beyond cringeworthy
Casanova
Ive never been in bed and though...who the hell is that next to me 
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
I've never watched Star Wars, The sound of Music, visited Portugal or been wrong
Bollocks.
I have something in common with MCB.
I have never been so shocked iny life....never seen Star Wars ffs
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
I've never watched Star Wars, The sound of Music, visited Portugal or been wrong
Bollocks.
I have something in common with MCB.
I have never been so shocked iny life....never seen Star Wars ffs
Or Star Trek, or Dr. Who.
Or
James Bond
Star Wars
Star Trek
Dr Who
:mrgreen:
Sex God
I have never played a computer game.
