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If you were a menu, what would you be and why?
Sex God
"Dish of the Day" ...... well it is a fast food restaurant.
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Wee Mac
Sexlightened
Oh best Fillet Steak of course
Warming the Bed
Desert because everyone looks forward to one
Daddy is busy so I am going to answer this one for him, My name is Spencer and I am a Pattendale Terrier.
For starter it has to be a rack of ribs, because I like a great rack and i love ribs .... see easy innit
Main course, mmmmmmm roast mammoth with minted potatoes (not heavy on the mint though) seasoned with cat because cats are all stupid vegetables anyway. I chose mammoth because they apparently sell them in bulk.
For my sweet I will have a sweet, chocolate sweets are nice but none of that "good boy" crap I want real cadbury choccy especially with cream.
But you humans have no idea about the best part of dinner, the doggy bag of course, because I love it doggy silly. (did I mention that cat ribs are nicer than pork or lamb ribs?)
For starter it has to be a rack of ribs, because I like a great rack and i love ribs .... see easy innit
Main course, mmmmmmm roast mammoth with minted potatoes (not heavy on the mint though) seasoned with cat because cats are all stupid vegetables anyway. I chose mammoth because they apparently sell them in bulk.
For my sweet I will have a sweet, chocolate sweets are nice but none of that "good boy" crap I want real cadbury choccy especially with cream.
But you humans have no idea about the best part of dinner, the doggy bag of course, because I love it doggy silly. (did I mention that cat ribs are nicer than pork or lamb ribs?)
Warming the Bed
I'd just be a Takeaway.
Cheap, fast and easy!
Cheap, fast and easy!
Sex God
starter: marmite you either love it or hate it
main: rib eye steak, in the right hands it rivals anything else with its tenderness and taste
dessert: black cherry pavlova very light on the top with a very dark underside :twisted:
main: rib eye steak, in the right hands it rivals anything else with its tenderness and taste
dessert: black cherry pavlova very light on the top with a very dark underside :twisted:
Sex God
For me it would be a vindaloo because I'm a great idea but probably only after a night on the lash.
As for Jay it would have to be Tapas as its great to have a little of what you like and she so loves to share
As for Jay it would have to be Tapas as its great to have a little of what you like and she so loves to share
Warming the Bed
Quin and I had a long chat about this, we could say for each other but more of an issue as to how we'd combo, here's what we came up with.
Starter,
monkfish loin wrapped in bresola, with pomegranate reduction and crisp, deep fried shreds of scotch bonnet.
To begin with we can be a little difficult to get your head around, not everyone's cup of tea and a bit complicated and kinda over the top.
Main,
Chicken, Butternut squash and chorizo risotto.
Warm, comforting, filling ;) , something to take your time over that will leave you truly satisfied.
Dessert,
Black cherry tiramisu,
Sweet, decadent, moreish and can leave you a little bit drunk
Starter,
monkfish loin wrapped in bresola, with pomegranate reduction and crisp, deep fried shreds of scotch bonnet.
To begin with we can be a little difficult to get your head around, not everyone's cup of tea and a bit complicated and kinda over the top.
Main,
Chicken, Butternut squash and chorizo risotto.
Warm, comforting, filling ;) , something to take your time over that will leave you truly satisfied.
Dessert,
Black cherry tiramisu,
Sweet, decadent, moreish and can leave you a little bit drunk
Quote by Kitty_and_Quin
Quin and I had a long chat about this, we could say for each other but more of an issue as to how we'd combo, here's what we came up with.
Starter,
monkfish loin wrapped in bresola, with pomegranate reduction and crisp, deep fried shreds of scotch bonnet.
To begin with we can be a little difficult to get your head around, not everyone's cup of tea and a bit complicated and kinda over the top.
Main,
Chicken, Butternut squash and chorizo risotto.
Warm, comforting, filling ;) , something to take your time over that will leave you truly satisfied.
Dessert,
Black cherry tiramisu,
Sweet, decadent, moreish and can leave you a little bit drunk
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