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If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?

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Couldn't fit all my question in but if you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you do or like to find out / know?
I think I would like to know if this 'man flu' is as awful as men make out :lol2:
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Couldn't fit all my question in but if you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you do or like to find out / know?
I think I would like to know if this 'man flu' is as awful as men make out :lol2:

It takes days to get over manful Flirty, sometimes even weeks. You may not have enough time to fully experience the pain and misery we go through. Just take our word for it - it's bad!! lol
Mal
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Couldn't fit all my question in but if you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you do or like to find out / know?
I think I would like to know if this 'man flu' is as awful as men make out :lol2:

It takes days to get over manful Flirty, sometimes even weeks. You may not have enough time to fully experience the pain and misery we go through. Just take our word for it - it's bad!! lol
Mal
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It sounds tragic :violin:
:lol:
I would pick an argument with some one....
coz no matter what... I will be right..and I am sure to have the last word ...( be nice to know what its like !!!!..lol )
I'd just be a happy lesbian :twisted:
I'd go to a barber's for a cheap haircut! Oh wait... I just did that the other week :mrgreen:
My original plan was: barbershop, brothel, mount Athos. But I don't feel like an adventure - so I'd just go to the high street and try off-the-peg suits to see if I'd have as many fitting issues; then come home and get my cock out on SH cameras :P
I'd probably go fishing :cool:
I'd like to have an orgasm, to see how it compares!!!
Alright!... *unrolls the list*
1/ I'd have a tug instead of the usual strum, so many tuggers these days there has to be something barnstorming about it.
2/ I'd scratch the newly appointed balls and leave my hand down my trousers for an inordinate amount of time (most men seem to) and scratch them just cos (balls not trousers)
3/ Stand up and successfully have a pee, I've tried it before (and failed miserably) when blind drunk at Blackpool pleasure beach along with about 10 manthings that could actually do it all natural like, they did their zips and off they went, I headed for the ladies to clean up as I really had peed meself.
Visit a sperm bank and provide a sample.
Simple things...
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Alright!... *unrolls the list*
1/ I'd have a tug instead of the usual strum, so many tuggers these days there has to be something barnstorming about it.
2/ I'd scratch the newly appointed balls and leave my hand down my trousers for an inordinate amount of time (most men seem to) and scratch them just cos (balls not trousers)
3/ Stand up and successfully have a pee, I've tried it before (and failed miserably) when blind drunk at Blackpool pleasure beach along with about 10 manthings that could actually do it all natural like, they did their zips and off they went, I headed for the ladies to clean up as I really had peed meself.
Visit a sperm bank and provide a sample.
Simple things...

Toots.......me and you both lol xxx
id have to see what these 100 a day different emotions where all about............then there would be the mood swings bolt
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Couldn't fit all my question in but if you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you do or like to find out / know?
I think I would like to know if this 'man flu' is as awful as men make out :lol2:

It takes days to get over manful Flirty, sometimes even weeks. You may not have enough time to fully experience the pain and misery we go through. Just take our word for it - it's bad!! lol
Mal
wink
I'd have a piss then stop it in mid flow.
I'd wear a short skirt, flirt all night, get drinks bought for me, then go home.
I'd wonder why I suddenly couldn't park a car or throw a ball.
Otherwise sit and play with my tits or shove things up my mimsy.
Of course when I said I'd just be a happy lesbian fer the day I was assuming that it was the right time of the month .... :fuckinghell: DON'T START FUCKING ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT PMT :fuckinghell:
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Of course when I said I'd just be a happy lesbian fer the day I was assuming that it was the right time of the month .... :fuckinghell: DON'T START FUCKING ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT PMT :fuckinghell:

Everything is alright once you have chocolate wink
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I'd have a piss then stop it in mid flow.
I'd wear a short skirt, flirt all night, get drinks bought for me, then go home.
I'd wonder why I suddenly couldn't park a car or throw a ball.
Otherwise sit and play with my tits or shove things up my mimsy.

Cheeky fook, lol I can park well.
Oh bollocks, I'll have to buy a sat nav! FFS ... which way is east?
... and don't tell me it's to my left ... POINT!
I think one of the worst things for a woman is when needing the loo and caught unawares and have no choice but to go to say a public loo. One without loo roll and having to do the hover test without dribbling down your leg. Then drip drying - eurgh.
Men have it so easy there.
Saying that, I don't envy men's toilets one bit.
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Oh bollocks, I'll have to buy a sat nav! FFS ... which way is east?
... and don't tell me it's to my left ... POINT!

Oh come on, 'pointing' is so last decade? it's 'poke' these days don't you know.
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Oh bollocks, I'll have to buy a sat nav! FFS ... which way is east?
... and don't tell me it's to my left ... POINT!

Oh come on, 'pointing' is so last decade? it's 'poke' these days don't you know.
Not flashing? lol that would get anyone's attention smile