insults

21 Mar 2009

well my day started with what i think was a couple of bloody insults :shock:
as the taxi driver picked me up for work this morning for work with my face freshly applied hair freshly styled the cheeky bugger said
"end of a heavy night"
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
what was he trying to say???
no i replyed the start of one feeling hurt thinkin i must make even more effort at this rate
then as he dropped me at work (hairdressers) he said
"oh you got the first appointment then have ya"
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
i don't think he was intentionally trying to insult me but this poor guys attempt at conversation didn't start my day the way i would of liked
needless to say i didn't give the man a tip :cry:
so who else has been thrown off guard by unmeant insults?

21 Mar 2009

Quote by bouncy332
then as he dropped me at work (hairdressers) he said
"oh you got the first appointment then have ya"

Should have said 'yes, i'm going for a job interview so i don't end up working as a fekin minicab driver' wink

21 Mar 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu

then as he dropped me at work (hairdressers) he said
"oh you got the first appointment then have ya"

Should have said 'yes, i'm going for a job interview so i don't end up working as a fekin minicab driver' wink

fraid i was thrown off guard witty retorts all came to mind a good hour later hate it when that happens mad

21 Mar 2009

Quote by bouncy332
well my day started with what i think was a couple of bloody insults :shock:
as the taxi driver picked me up for work this morning for work with my face freshly applied hair freshly styled the cheeky bugger said
"end of a heavy night"
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
what was he trying to say???
no i replyed the start of one feeling hurt thinkin i must make even more effort at this rate
then as he dropped me at work (hairdressers) he said
"oh you got the first appointment then have ya"
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
i don't think he was intentionally trying to insult me but this poor guys attempt at conversation didn't start my day the way i would of liked
needless to say i didn't give the man a tip :cry:
so who else has been thrown off guard by unmeant insults?

Cheeky fecker, moral of this story is catch a bus next time lol

Talkin of unmeant insults someone did make a comment the other day about my cam and the fact he had a widescreen monitor, he sooooooooo didn't mean it the way it sounded but I thought it was funny as feck - I think I'm warped!!

21 Mar 2009

Quote by Miss_B_Having
well my day started with what i think was a couple of bloody insults :shock:
as the taxi driver picked me up for work this morning for work with my face freshly applied hair freshly styled the cheeky bugger said
"end of a heavy night"
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
what was he trying to say???
no i replyed the start of one feeling hurt thinkin i must make even more effort at this rate
then as he dropped me at work (hairdressers) he said
"oh you got the first appointment then have ya"
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
i don't think he was intentionally trying to insult me but this poor guys attempt at conversation didn't start my day the way i would of liked
needless to say i didn't give the man a tip :cry:
so who else has been thrown off guard by unmeant insults?

Cheeky fecker, moral of this story is catch a bus next time lol

Talkin of unmeant insults someone did make a comment the other day about my cam and the fact he had a widescreen monitor, he sooooooooo didn't mean it the way it sounded but I thought it was funny as feck - I think I'm warped!!
bus bus good gawd no would mean gettin up an hour earlier n u know me lazy bint that likes her bed :lol:

21 Mar 2009

My O.H is master of the unintentioned insult.
"You look quite slim from the back"
and, when I was embarrassed at trying a dress on, when the curtains were open "Don't take this the wrong way, babe, but you're 40 years old. Who's going to be looking at you?"
God bless him.

21 Mar 2009

The nurse insulted me on tuesday
"oh broken nose I take it"
"erm, no, pain in my side"
Ive had a complex all week

21 Mar 2009

Customer: Oh, are you pregnant?
Me: No, I'm just fat.

21 Mar 2009

I remember something similar, I was in the dentist and the receptionist obviously remembered that the last time she saw me I was pregnant - She asked the second time when the baby was due - my reply was "he's now 3 months old" left kinda red faced redface

Quote by Cherrytree
Customer: Oh, are you pregnant?
Me: No, I'm just fat.

21 Mar 2009

lol oh dear

21 Mar 2009

Going back a few years when I was 7 -8 months pregnant I got a taxi... halfway through the journey the driver asked "have you always been that fat" lol

"No I'm pregnant". He never said another word for the rest of the journey :lol: :lol:

21 Mar 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
Going back a few years when I was 7 -8 months pregnant I got a taxi... halfway through the journey the driver asked "have you always been that fat" "No I'm pregnant". He never said another word for the rest of the journey :lol: :lol:

Don't you wish your reply could have been "no I'm pregnant - have you always been that stupid?"
I hate the fact that I only ever think of the best cutting put-down far too late to get any benefit from it.

21 Mar 2009

I'm fortunate in that I think of a retort on the spot. It's almost led to me getting a smack in the mouth from time to time though confused

We were at a club, and I'd gone into a room with a guy. He said "Turn over so I can see your big ass." Now, had it not been for the fact that the guy was (literally) 7ft tall (almost that lying down too wink

) I'd have poked his eye out.
Granted, he was Afro Carribean & went to great lengths to explain to me that it had been a compliment, and he didn't go for "skinny white birds." He also commented that he'd singled me out earlier in the evening in the bar- and I'd seen him pass up several offers in order to chat me up. So I kinda believed & forgave him.
I also politely informed him that it may not be the best terminology to use in future if he valued his testicles... lol

21 Mar 2009

Quote by thevillians
Going back a few years when I was 7 -8 months pregnant I got a taxi... halfway through the journey the driver asked "have you always been that fat" "No I'm pregnant". He never said another word for the rest of the journey :lol: :lol:

Don't you wish your reply could have been "no I'm pregnant - have you always been that stupid?"
I hate the fact that I only ever think of the best cutting put-down far too late to get any benefit from it.
I was young I blame that :lol: I'm usually pretty good at the "bite backs" now wink

22 Mar 2009

I remember something similar, I was in the dentist and the receptionist obviously remembered that the last time she saw me I was pregnant - She asked the second time when the baby was due - my reply was "he's now 3 months old" left kinda red faced redface

I cringed when I read this because i thought you were referring to me :shock:
Did you ever live in Liverpool cos I did ask a patient that question, luckily she saw the funny side surprised

ops:
dee

22 Mar 2009

love one liners , put downs etc , was in a club once and this obviously drunk girl said to me OOOOh you smell nice , what have you got on ? , i replied " a hard on but i didn't know you could smell it " classic

22 Mar 2009

Nah sweetie never lived that way ya safe rotflmao

Quote by Miss_B_Having
I remember something similar, I was in the dentist and the receptionist obviously remembered that the last time she saw me I was pregnant - She asked the second time when the baby was due - my reply was "he's now 3 months old" left kinda red faced
I cringed when I read this because i thought you were referring to me :shock:
Did you ever live in Liverpool cos I did ask a patient that question, luckily she saw the funny side ops:
dee

22 Mar 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
and, when I was embarrassed at trying a dress on, when the curtains were open "Don't take this the wrong way, babe, but you're 40 years old. Who's going to be looking at you?"
God bless him.

Gimmie a shout next time you're getting changed and i'll be outside with a ladder :rascal: wink

22 Mar 2009

when a friend was looking at an old photo of me in my skinny days she turned round and said
"oh wow you used to be really pretty"
cheers love :thumbup:

22 Mar 2009

Quote by macgunn
love one liners , put downs etc , was in a club once and this obviously drunk girl said to me OOOOh you smell nice , what have you got on ? , i replied " a hard on but i didn't know you could smell it " classic

Thats funny!
Good first post :welcome:

22 Mar 2009

Quote by dee_and_Rich
I remember something similar, I was in the dentist and the receptionist obviously remembered that the last time she saw me I was pregnant - She asked the second time when the baby was due - my reply was "he's now 3 months old" left kinda red faced
I cringed when I read this because i thought you were referring to me :shock:
Did you ever live in Liverpool cos I did ask a patient that question, luckily she saw the funny side ops:
dee

Oh heck, glad she did!
:welcome:

22 Mar 2009

Quote by bouncy332
when a friend was looking at an old photo of me in my skinny days she turned round and said
"oh wow you used to be really pretty"
cheers love :thumbup:

From a twenty-odd year old colleague - "honestly, you look good for your age!"
:dry:

22 Mar 2009

Mine was more of a "truthful" insult.
Looking at old photos of me, my 12 year old daughter asked who the girl in a pic was. Was me aged 18, to which she replied
"please dont think im being rude mum but I didnt recognise you without your wrinkles" :shock:
Im now accepting contributions for a face lift lol

dee
Thanks for the :welcome: Lucy and Mike x