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Quote by Happy Cats

Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly flipa
Jas
XXX

Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Yea but yours covers at least 3 :razz:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim

Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly flipa
Jas
XXX

Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Yea but yours covers at least 3 :razz:
Jas
XXX
And Jas's arse is sooo fantastic passionkisshump
Quote by Morbius

Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly flipa
Jas
XXX

Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Yea but yours covers at least 3 :razz:
Jas
XXX
And Jas's arse is sooo fantastic passionkisshump
Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
bolt
Quote by Dirtygirly
Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
bolt

She's only human,I knew it was only a matter of time before she would succumb wink
Quote by Dirtygirly

Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly flipa
Jas
XXX

Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Yea but yours covers at least 3 :razz:
Jas
XXX
And Jas's arse is sooo fantastic passionkisshump
Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
bolt
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
He certainly does :twisted: Jas Isn't too bad herself :giggle:
Quote by Happy Cats

Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
bolt

She's only human,I knew it was only a matter of time before she would succumb wink
Did that make sense in your head? rolleyes
Quote by Dirtygirly

Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
bolt

She's only human,I knew it was only a matter of time before she would succumb wink
Did that make sense in your head? rolleyes
You weren't talking about me were you? Damn!
And theres me wasting my suck em joke
Quote by Happy Cats

Does Timmy know you have a soft spot for him?
bolt

She's only human,I knew it was only a matter of time before she would succumb wink
Did that make sense in your head? rolleyes
You weren't talking about me were you? Damn!
And theres me wasting my suck em joke
It's not just the suck em joke that was wasted. I heard the "woosh" from here and came to find out what caused it :giggle:
Quote by Angel Chat
It's not just the suck em joke that was wasted. I heard the "woosh" from here and came to find out what caused it :giggle:

I feel like a right twat and along you come with your twisty knife!
Anyway, that was the final straw, I'm re-branding meself. You wait till you see the new model me, its only a matter of time, I've got the backroom boffins working on the relaunch as I type
Quote by Happy-Cat
I'm re-branding meself. You wait till you see the new model me, its only a matter of time, I've got the backroom boffins working on the relaunch as I type

I still reckon you should have put a thread and poll up! :giggle:
Quote by Happy-Cat

It's not just the suck em joke that was wasted. I heard the "woosh" from here and came to find out what caused it :giggle:

I feel like a right twat and along you come with your twisty knife!
Anyway, that was the final straw, I'm re-branding meself. You wait till you see the new model me, its only a matter of time, I've got the backroom boffins working on the relaunch as I type
Are you having a relaunch party? Shall I bring the bunting and party poppers?
drinkies:cheers::karaoke::beer::grin:
Quote by Happy-Cat
Ta Da!!!!

Now THAT's a Happy Cat!! :thumbup:
Quote by Angel Chat
Ta Da!!!!

Now THAT's a Happy Cat!! :thumbup:
He's still a fat arsed moody cock though :giggle:
Has everyone stopped fighting/bitching now then? wink
Quote by Qbu
Has everyone stopped fighting/bitching now then? wink

Do that include ridiculing Happy Cats- as I think that is just classed as 'normal service'? lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Do that include ridiculing Happy Cats- as I think that is just classed as 'normal service'? lol

Nope - that's definitely normal service. :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Has everyone stopped fighting/bitching now then? wink

Do that include ridiculing Happy Cats- as I think that is just classed as 'normal service'? lol
Bloody fuckity hell!
Its Happy-Cat. Cant you even get that right?
Hey, leave the lad alone. At least they sorted an early kick off for him so that he could be back at the home in time for nurse to give him his meds.
Quote by Happy-Cat
Has everyone stopped fighting/bitching now then? wink

Do that include ridiculing Happy Cats- as I think that is just classed as 'normal service'? lol
Bloody fuckity hell!
Its Happy-Cat. Cant you even get that right?
Shurrup ya miserable-bastard :lol:
Quote by northwest-cpl
Hey, leave the lad alone. At least they sorted an early kick off for him so that he could be back at the home in time for nurse to give him his meds.

I'm about to open my red wine medication, thats all I need.
It was emotional today, the ground singing "you'll never walk alone" I filled up and had a tear in my eye. Some bastard had stood on my toe.
The ground was singing?? Blimey! Sounds like you'd already had your 'medication'....
Quote by Qbu
The ground was singing?? Blimey! Sounds like you'd already had your 'medication'....

You know, I do despair sometimes really I do!
Quote by Happy-Cat
It was emotional today, the ground singing "you'll never walk alone" I filled up and had a tear in my eye. Some bastard had stood on my toe.

Stop moaning - you've another 5 on that foot.
Quote by northwest-cpl
It was emotional today, the ground singing "you'll never walk alone" I filled up and had a tear in my eye. Some bastard had stood on my toe.

Stop moaning - you've another 5 on that foot.
lol :lol: :lol:
Get!
Quote by Happy-Cat
The ground was singing?? Blimey! Sounds like you'd already had your 'medication'....

You know, I do despair sometimes really I do!
:thumbup:
Quote by Happy-Cat
Has everyone stopped fighting/bitching now then? wink

Do that include ridiculing Happy Cats- as I think that is just classed as 'normal service'? lol
Bloody fuckity hell!
Its Happy-Cat. Cant you even get that right?
Piss off cock head- we don't care flipa :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Piss off cock head- we don't care flipa :giggle:

Cock head my arse!
Quote by Happy-Cat

Piss off cock head- we don't care flipa :giggle:

Cock head my arse!
:moon:
Quote by northwest-cpl
It was emotional today, the ground singing "you'll never walk alone" I filled up and had a tear in my eye. Some bastard had stood on my toe.

Stop moaning - you've another 5 on that foot.
Just how many toes do you have? lol