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Paddy, Bi male, love the Forum/Banter and the Chatroom.
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Paddy
Sex God
MikeC has-been teabitch.....disliker of strawberries and lover of grey pants
Sex God
Blue -> Brilliant
That's all you need to know
That's all you need to know
Sex God
Hi, I'm lost. I was looking for the auto trader website to swap my old banger and I ended up here 
Quote by Trevaunance
Hi, I'm lost. I was looking for the auto trader website to swap my old banger and I ended up here
have you a picture of said old banger....if anything like pictures on your profile...i'm more than willing to make a reasonable offer to take her off your hands !!!!!!!!
suppose i should give this a go.
im patrick, early forties, own teeth but going bald.
love motorbikes and nascar.
mostly quiet in company as i like to listen whats going on around me.
i read a lot and do not use things like facebook or twitter.
try to keep myself as fit as possible and i meet people when i can.
made a lot of stayed and some didnt.
just would like to think in their company ive been a nice guy.
im patrick, early forties, own teeth but going bald.
love motorbikes and nascar.
mostly quiet in company as i like to listen whats going on around me.
i read a lot and do not use things like facebook or twitter.
try to keep myself as fit as possible and i meet people when i can.
made a lot of stayed and some didnt.
just would like to think in their company ive been a nice guy.
Quote by tyracer
suppose i should give this a go.
im patrick, early forties, own teeth but going bald.
love motorbikes and nascar.
mostly quiet in company as i like to listen whats going on around me.
i read a lot and do not use things like facebook or twitter.
try to keep myself as fit as possible and i meet people when i can.
made a lot of stayed and some didnt.
just would like to think in their company ive been a nice guy.
Hello Patrick, can I say I have always enjoyed your avatars
Sandy
Orgasminator
I am Devon, from Devon, I like to fornicate :twisted:
Sexlightened
Hi im new 
Quote by sandybeach1
suppose i should give this a go.
im patrick, early forties, own teeth but going bald.
love motorbikes and nascar.
mostly quiet in company as i like to listen whats going on around me.
i read a lot and do not use things like facebook or twitter.
try to keep myself as fit as possible and i meet people when i can.
made a lot of stayed and some didnt.
just would like to think in their company ive been a nice guy.
Hello Patrick, can I say I have always enjoyed your avatars
Sandy
oh! eh! yes! thank you Sandy xxx
Sex God
We are Lost, nervous newbies, who have never swung before and never used a swunging site either. Thought we'd like to take a trip on the dark side with you lot of perverts and deviants and see what it's all about. No doubt we are all going to burn in hell for doing this stuff.
Is there any advice out there for what size bowl to have. You know the one we all throw our car keys in and also is there any adice on the size of pampas grass best planted in the front garden. Is bigger better?
Is there any advice out there for what size bowl to have. You know the one we all throw our car keys in and also is there any adice on the size of pampas grass best planted in the front garden. Is bigger better?
Quote by Lost
We are Lost, nervous newbies, who have never swung before and never used a swunging site either. Thought we'd like to take a trip on the dark side with you lot of perverts and deviants and see what it's all about. No doubt we are all going to burn in hell for doing this stuff.
Is there any advice out there for what size bowl to have. You know the one we all throw our car keys in and also is there any adice on the size of pampas grass best planted in the front garden. Is bigger better?
Since most swingers are poor Lost (you seen the price of club admission these days??) curtains are a luxury I'll afforded, so the larger the pampas grass on your front lawn, the less likely the neighbours will see the sordid goings on in your front room....
Quote by GnV
We are Lost, nervous newbies, who have never swung before and never used a swunging site either. Thought we'd like to take a trip on the dark side with you lot of perverts and deviants and see what it's all about. No doubt we are all going to burn in hell for doing this stuff.
Is there any advice out there for what size bowl to have. You know the one we all throw our car keys in and also is there any adice on the size of pampas grass best planted in the front garden. Is bigger better?
Since most swingers are poor Lost (you seen the price of club admission these days??) curtains are a luxury I'll afforded, so the larger the pampas grass on your front lawn, the less likely the neighbours will see the sordid goings on in your front room....
Or garden ....
Sexlightened
Hello - I'm me and I'm new here
(well not really but it sounds good !!)
(well not really but it sounds good !!)
Sexpert
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Our pampas is huge...but its all in the back garden...wassat all mean then????
Do I need to dig it up and re-plant it?
Pampas in the back garden I think means your a secret swinger.
Sex God
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Our pampas is huge...but its all in the back garden...wassat all mean then????
Do I need to dig it up and re-plant it?
Pampas in the back garden I think means your a secret swinger.
Or could 'Pampsa in the back garden' be a euphemism for something else of a sexual nature hmmmm
Quote by Lost
Our pampas is huge...but its all in the back garden...wassat all mean then????
Do I need to dig it up and re-plant it?
Pampas in the back garden I think means your a secret swinger.
Or could 'Pampsa in the back garden' be a euphemism for something else of a sexual nature hmmmm
Only if it's at your back door...
Hi , Im Katniss, so named because I am brave and strong and rather handy with a bow and arrow 
I had pampas grass on my allotment, does that mean i need to meet in my shed?????
I like the banter in chat and occasionally contribute to the forum - need some help finding my feet, cant seem to see them through the lady garden (well it is nearly winter i need the extra warmth)
I had pampas grass on my allotment, does that mean i need to meet in my shed?????I like the banter in chat and occasionally contribute to the forum - need some help finding my feet, cant seem to see them through the lady garden (well it is nearly winter i need the extra warmth)
