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Pervy Points Challenge...

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I'm not really one for duplicating threads but this worked really well elsewhere so after a bit of a conflab with my partner in crime this morning we're starting fresh here in January! It's all about community after all! :mrgreen:
Thought we could do with some serious perving so Serendipity and I came up with a monthly challenge for everyone to have a go at. You can play every month or whichever month you feel the urge.
Your challenge is to make as many points as possible each month! :rascal:
If there are any pervy things that you think should be added then fire them over in PM and we'll consider adding them!

Points System!
Kissing
Snogging an SH member you've never snogged before = 5 points
Snogging an SH member you've snogged before (your partner/spouse doesn't count) = 1 point
Snogging a random stranger = 3 points
PM's
Pervy PM sent = 3 points
One liner PM sent = -1 point
Pervy story/poem sent = 8 points
Pervy PM of any type received = 1 point
Meets
Successful dogging trip = 10 points
Successful meet = 10 points
Visit to a swinging club = 5 points
Playing at a swinging club = 8 points
Threesome = 10 points
Foursome = 12 points
Orgy = 14 points (+ an extra 2 points per extra person)
Bukkake (blokes) = 5 points
Bukkake (girls) = 10 points (minimum 3 blokes)
Organising a munch/social = 20 points
Toys/Accessories
Vaginal/Anal/Clitoral stimulation = 4 points
All three at once = 10 points
Nipple Clamps = 5 points
Using a strapon = 10 points (either way :rascalsmile
DP (using toys) = 5 points
Being tied up/gagged/blindfolded = 6 points
Tying/gagging/blindfolding someone = 3 points
Hot Wax (dripped) = 6 points
Hot Wax (dripper) = 3 points
Rope bondage = 5 points
Sex
Intercourse (indoors) = 3 points
Intercourse (outdoors) = 6 points
Anal sex (indoors) = 4 points
Anal sex (outdoors) = 8 points
DP (using cocks) = 10 points
DP (using cock & toy) = 7 points
Hand job/finger fuck (indoors) = 1 point
Hand job/finger fuck (outdoors) = 3 points
Wanking while being watched = 4 points
Fisting = 5 points
Gushing/Squirting = 5 points (for the one squirting and 5 points for the one causing the squirting - so that's 10 points for a solo squirt lol )
Watersports = 20 points
Blow Job (indoors) = 2 points
Blow Job (outdoors) = 8 points
Double BJ = 10 points (i.e. two/more people at once)
Pussy Job (indoors) = 2 points
Pussy Job (outoors) = 8 points
Double PJ = 10 points (i.e. two/more people at once)
Titwank/toe sucking/rimming = 5 points
Toes sucked = 3 points
Snowballing/felching = 8 points
Wearing love juice = 4 points (must be someone else's - your own doesn't count!)
Perving
Text sex = 1 point (per session)
Phone sex = 2 points
Phoning someone mid shag and listening = 3 bonus points
Watching or being watched having sex (in person) = 8 points
Performing on cam for a single/couple = 3 points
Performing on cam for a group = 5 points
Watching a cam show = 3 points
Photography
Taking a pervy pic/having pervy pics taken = 5 points (per session)
Posting a pervy pic = 2 points
Posting a pervy pic dressed in the opposite sex's clothes = 10 points
Posting a pervy pic with a sexual act taking place = 8 points
Making a pervy video = 8 points
Posting said pervy video = 16 points
Weekly Challenge Pic = 25 points
Chatrooms
Perving a camshow = 1 point
Putting on a camshow = 5 points
Self Loving
Ladywank/Manwank = 1 point
Posh Ladywank/Posh Manwank = 2 point
Spanking
Being spanked/spanker = 6 points
Extra points for spanking utensils
Birch/Cane = 8 points
Flogger/Paddle/Hand = 5 points
Being Dom/Domme/Sub = 8 points (add the points for the times you're being Dom(me)/submissive in a sexual/play sense) biggrin
Other Kink
Pervy practice (i.e. not on the list) = 6 points
Collecting souveniers = 10 points innocent
So... if you're up for the challenge, keep count of your points to see who the winner is at the end of the month! :rascal: I think Angel Chat has a spreadsheet somewhere for the competitive ones! Oh... and no cheating or Dippy will find you and give you some extra points with her strapon!!!! :twisted:
Happy perving! :rascal:
McDirty DG & McDirtier Dippy

The winner each month can have a tagline in their signature saying "Perve of the Month"
have started counting :twisted:
And I thought Gymnastics had complicated scoring...
O damn. we have retired from meeting.
can I claim my points for last year please? rolleyes lol
there is no way i am posting my score so far!!! :twisted: :twisted: it would make me look like some depraved pervert.......for a change!!!
lol :lol:
ummm the last 24 hours would have worlass and I into the hundreds already. I think I need a spreadsheet.
wink
Quote by earthchild
have started counting :twisted:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Go Earthy!! kiss
Quote by Stormwalker
And I thought Gymnastics had complicated scoring...

It's easy with the spreadsheet Stormy! :rascal:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
O damn. we have retired from meeting.
can I claim my points for last year please? rolleyes lol

You can play with each other still though can't you?! :twisted:
Quote by fabio
there is no way i am posting my score so far!!! :twisted: :twisted: it would make me look like some depraved pervert.......for a change!!!
:lol: :lol:

This is the whole point Fabio!! But keep your score till the end of the month! :mrgreen:
Quote by splendid_
ummm the last 24 hours would have worlass and I into the hundreds already. I think I need a spreadsheet.
wink

It's just being updated and then we'll fire it on over! :wink:
Spreadsheet is now ready for anyone who wants to be anal about their pervery :giggle:
Quote by Angel Chat
Spreadsheet is now ready for anyone who wants to be anal about their pervery :giggle:

to me please wink mmm and can I be pervy about my analry?
me too please DonnaChat biggrin
Ooh can I have a spread sheet to,
Points - are they for just January (I am a bit thick) :lol2:
And camming? can it be face or does it have to be body?? lol
Jeez....I'm on a minus already! confused
Quote by Angel Chat
Spreadsheet is now ready for anyone who wants to be anal about their pervery :giggle:

me me me :bounce:
Please!
Can't count the "me time" I've had since Jan 1st - have lost track - but I reckon I have 12 points today.
Yay!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Jeez....I'm on a minus already! confused

Blimey... go have a wank immediately Sassy... that'll sort you out in the plus points! Use toys! Take pics! :rascal:
can i have a point of clarification please... before my calculator goes into overdive....lol
do i count ever single occasion i have done every single thing.... for example.... been to clubs on various occasions, every wank/ladywank ect ect.....
thanks.....
Quote by fabio
can i have a point of clarification please... before my calculator goes into overdive....lol
do i count ever single occasion i have done every single thing.... for example.... been to clubs on various occasions, every wank/ladywank ect ect.....
thanks.....

It starts from today I thought????
Quote by fabio
can i have a point of clarification please... before my calculator goes into overdive....lol
do i count ever single occasion i have done every single thing.... for example.... been to clubs on various occasions, every wank/ladywank ect ect.....
thanks.....

Yup... you count them all! But only from 1st January! wink
A club visit counts as one visit on the night you go. Another visit on a different night counts as another one and so on. You can count each activity you do while you're there, i.e. if you have three wanks they're all counted as the ones in view of others and so on!! :wink:
And a wank a day and all that! :rascal:
I believe it is for the month fabio..so we would be counting for the month of Jan.
so far it would seem that I have 327 points this month. Ummm this won't be added to much more this month and is because worlass and I had a meet this weekend.
I think we should have a separate monthly league table kinda thread.... or am I just being uber competitive? redface
lol well i will no doubt be at the bottom of it but at least i have some points this month
Just a quick note... if anyone wants the spreadsheet, please will you PM me your email address. I haven't worked out a way of hosting it online and can't send it through the PM system. Saves me having to check on here every five minutes if you just drop a PM with your email address in it :thumbup:
Quote by splendid_
I believe it is for the month fabio..so we would be counting for the month of Jan.
so far it would seem that I have 327 points this month. Ummm this won't be added to much more this month and is because worlass and I had a meet this weekend.

your 327 points makes me feel a lot better about my 212 points now!!!! lol :lol: I can happily retire!!!!
Quote by noladreams30
I think we should have a separate monthly league table kinda thread.... or am I just being uber competitive? redface

You're just being uber competitive! :giggle:
How about I add a monthly table of some kind to the first post at the end of the month... that way it's all nice and neat (CDO) in one place?! surprisedops:
Jeez - seeing as I've retired (temporarily!!) I thought I was doing well with 16 already - honestly.
Can we have a breakdown of the 327 please Miss Splendid??
cool
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Quote by fabio
I believe it is for the month fabio..so we would be counting for the month of Jan.
so far it would seem that I have 327 points this month. Ummm this won't be added to much more this month and is because worlass and I had a meet this weekend.

your 327 points makes me feel a lot better about my 212 points now!!!! lol :lol: I can happily retire!!!!
Hmmmm.... I better look at ratcheting up some points next weekend! :giggle:
Still, being competitive in this competition is gonna be fun fun fun! :rascal:
Oh why not! I doubt I'll do very well though!
And I have a couple of questions;
What's a 'posh' wank?
What's a pussy job?
And would texting a pervy pic / vid count as posting one?
Now I'm sounding a bit naive aren't I!! redface
Quote by Caliwen
Oh why not! I doubt I'll do very well though!
And I have a couple of questions;
What's a 'posh' wank?
A wank with latex gloves/similar!
What's a pussy job?
Like a blow job but for a girl!
And would texting a pervy pic / vid count as posting one?
Nope... it counts as a text session... but with persuasion could be added as a new item!
Now I'm sounding a bit naive aren't I!! redface

All questions are good! :mrgreen:
Thanks! And the second one was kind of obvious really wasn't it!
Quote by Caliwen
Thanks! And the second one was kind of obvious really wasn't it!

Nothing that starts in the mad mad world that is DG's head is 'obvious' Caliwen :giggle: