Places in Britain that make you miserable

27 Sep 2013

Swindon
For the most part the people are fine but the place! Whenever I go there, which is as little as i can get away with, I feel so goddam miserable. Just driving towards it i feel the weight of misery baring down on my shoulders. The corners of my mouth turn downwards and my shoulders drop. My mood changes to that of crack addict gone without for 3 days. I fucking hate Swindon.

27 Sep 2013

Slough

27 Sep 2013

work

27 Sep 2013

Dover

28 Sep 2013

Bridgwater
A town where they should have left the lights on at night during the war.

28 Sep 2013

London.
On the whole I find it to be an overpriced, over populated, over congested shit hole I'm always happy to leave, particularly Wembley!

30 Sep 2013

Doncaster
As I have friends there I tend to nip in to see them on my way up the A1, I get this overwhelming feeling of dread driving towards Donny, The place brings back terrible memories of family funerals and losing my sister, I try and avoid visiting it if I can!! Theres far too much dog shit on the pavements, its a dark and dingy place <shudder>

30 Sep 2013

Newhaven
My point of entry to the uk when travelling by road, what a dump. I thought the shops all sold chipboard till I realised they were all boarded up.

30 Sep 2013

tescos, petrol stations and enfield.
what a dump that place is.

6 Oct 2013

BLACKPOOL
Once the UKs favourite holiday destination, it is dirty and old fashioned a lack of investment has left it as an embarrassment to the UK tourist board, they failed to move with the times and invest in keeping things in good order never mind improvement.

7 Oct 2013

DARTFORD :huh:
Even the name of the place sounds miserable... DART-FORD lol

7 Oct 2013

Quote by the_magik_s
DARTFORD :huh:
Even the name of the place sounds miserable... DART-FORD

I think Gravesend sounds more miserable.
Or Blackheath wink

9 Oct 2013

BLACKPOOL
Every time I go to Blackpool I come away with a headache! Even with the improvements the place is a dump as soon as you get away from the sea front. I don't understand why people go there for a holiday!

10 Oct 2013

Tiny Timmy would say London or any noisy town/city.
For me it is anywhere really quiet, I like to feel I am still part of the world even when holidaying or relaxing and that comes with hearing life continuing even when we are out of it for a while.

10 Oct 2013

CROYDEN
the shit-hole center of the universe over poulated with wanna be gangsters

10 Oct 2013

My bed because it is always empty blink

11 Oct 2013

LONDON
I sometimes have to go down there for meetings or to visit family and I find London incredibly stressful. It's so busy and everybody always seems to be in such a damn hurry.

11 Oct 2013

Quote by sandybeach1
My bed because it is always empty

awwww :-(

11 Oct 2013

Quote by Rogue_Trader
My bed because it is always empty

awwww :-(
awwww!!............awwww!!
jeeze Rouge your only up the road at least offer to share yours with sandy rolleyes

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wanders off mumbling something about swinging being a dying art and a horse with a gifted mouth

11 Oct 2013

Quote by Lizaleanrob
My bed because it is always empty

awwww :-(
awwww!!............awwww!!
jeeze Rogue your only up the road at least offer to share yours with sandy rolleyes

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wanders off mumbling something about swinging being a dying art and a horse with a gifted mouth
lol It's a long way for Sandy to cycle...

11 Oct 2013

Quote by Rogue_Trader
My bed because it is always empty

awwww :-(
awwww!!............awwww!!
jeeze Rogue your only up the road at least offer to share yours with sandy rolleyes

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wanders off mumbling something about swinging being a dying art and a horse with a gifted mouth
lol It's a long way for Sandy to cycle...
I will start out now Stevie kiss

11 Oct 2013

Quote by sandybeach1
My bed because it is always empty

I'd come and share it with you one evening!

11 Oct 2013

Quote by YorksRichard
My bed because it is always empty

I'd come and share it with you one evening!
I will pop in on the way up to Stevie wave

11 Oct 2013

Quote by sandybeach1
My bed because it is always empty

I'd come and share it with you one evening!
I will pop in on the way up to Stevie wave

:thumbup:

11 Oct 2013

Quote by sandybeach1
My bed because it is always empty

I'd come and share it with you one evening!
I will pop in on the way up to Stevie wave

Sounds good to me :welcome:

14 Oct 2013

I think I will put this one in on behalf of a great many of the British people lol

The Houses of Parliament
But good if your bi or gay because it's the best place in the UK to be hump

in the ass but be warned smackbottom

is very popular there too :scared:

19 Nov 2013

Quote by MidsCouple24
BLACKPOOL
Once the UKs favourite holiday destination, it is dirty and old fashioned a lack of investment has left it as an embarrassment to the UK tourist board, they failed to move with the times and invest in keeping things in good order never mind improvement.

Hi Mids
Yes are right, but it could be a very special place . Also that T V programme " 999 what's your emergency " did absolutely nothing to enhance Blackpool's reputation .
I still think its a great place with great people and could become so much more .

20 Nov 2013

Slapton Sands
Well, the naturist beach in the middle of the bloody British "summertime" to be specific. It's somewhere Neil used to beg to go as he loved just laying there basking in the sun, pottering down to the sea and having a little swim before walking back up to chatter away to me or reading our books. Happy memories.
So, why is it one place that makes you feel miserable?
I shall tell you. Fear not, there are reasons. Damn good reasons (and not just because I miss Neil and it holds happy memories that make me cry to think we won't have them again)...
It's a bloody boulder beach, so no glamorous strolling up and down, no, it's more like lolloping, lob-sided while you collect stones in your shoes that you can't get rid of and then catching an unsuspecting toe on the side of a rock you didn't see while you were busy juggling wind breaks and trying not to loose to gravity totally as you just know I'd knock myself out then having to explain to our 'nillas why I was unconscious on the nudist beach. lol

We're not talking Baywatch. Oh no, far from it.
The nudist area seems 10 million miles away from where you have to park the car and lug all the nuddie beach paraphernalia down to the best spot. It's out of the way, quite rightly, to protect innocent passers by from seeing me looking like something from a horror film, curled up, to try to prevent ships running off course due to the light bouncing from my highly reflective, and slightly blue tinged, body of exposed skin! *shivers* Brrrrrr! :lol: Apparently getting dressed is not in the spirit of things and isn't really allowed on nudist beaches. confused

In all the bumper pack of stuff brought along there is never anything that accounts for the fact the nudists next door have a better bumper pack of stuff than you. We have a windbreak, a couple of beach mats, a cool box (not that this would have been needed, I'm sure my skin could have helped out), and a bag with bits n bobs in like a book to read, suncream (Ha! As if that's needed!) etc. The nudists next door turn up with a set of colour co-ordinating windbreaks, a mini tent, a wheely BBQ with attached chiller, a set of loungers with detachable pillows, some fairy lights to decorate their windbreaks and a chandelier for the posh tent.... and most importantly, a blanket for if it gets a bit chilly. So, what happens then is we have to go look for extra stuff to lug along the bouldery surface and end up with so much kit I feel like I am training to go into the army! :lol: And if you've dragged the things on the approximated 10 million mile hike away from the car, you have to get it back there too.
Oh, and then there are the peeping toms with binoculars in the hedge row bushes at the back of the beach. Great if you like that kind of thing and look a little bit handsome sprawled out, all bronzed, glowing on the pebbles, looking relaxed and feeling sexy. Not great if you're feeling like the 'Blue Man Show' might give you an audition for their next theatre tour, could cut glass with your nipples and can no longer wiggle the recently nearly broken toes to the point where you think they may have actually fallen off and provided a small mammal with a meal! :lol:
And then, it rains. :?
Bloody miserable!
Fun times. Yeah. Fun times indeed. :lol:
kiss

LG. x

20 Nov 2013

Quote by little gem
Slapton Sands
Well, the naturist beach in the middle of the bloody British "summertime" to be specific. It's somewhere Neil used to beg to go as he loved just laying there basking in the sun, pottering down to the sea and having a little swim before walking back up to chatter away to me or reading our books. Happy memories.
So, why is it one place that makes you feel miserable?
I shall tell you. Fear not, there are reasons. Damn good reasons (and not just because I miss Neil and it holds happy memories that make me cry to think we won't have them again)...
It's a bloody boulder beach, so no glamorous strolling up and down, no, it's more like lolloping, lob-sided while you collect stones in your shoes that you can't get rid of and then catching an unsuspecting toe on the side of a rock you didn't see while you were busy juggling wind breaks and trying not to loose to gravity totally as you just know I'd knock myself out then having to explain to our 'nillas why I was unconscious on the nudist beach. We're not talking Baywatch. Oh no, far from it.
The nudist area seems 10 million miles away from where you have to park the car and lug all the nuddie beach paraphernalia down to the best spot. It's out of the way, quite rightly, to protect innocent passers by from seeing me looking like something from a horror film, curled up, to try to prevent ships running off course due to the light bouncing from my highly reflective, and slightly blue tinged, body of exposed skin! *shivers* Brrrrrr! :lol: Apparently getting dressed is not in the spirit of things and isn't really allowed on nudist beaches.
In all the bumper pack of stuff brought along there is never anything that accounts for the fact the nudists next door have a better bumper pack of stuff than you. We have a windbreak, a couple of beach mats, a cool box (not that this would have been needed, I'm sure my skin could have helped out), and a bag with bits n bobs in like a book to read, suncream (Ha! As if that's needed!) etc. The nudists next door turn up with a set of colour co-ordinating windbreaks, a mini tent, a wheely BBQ with attached chiller, a set of loungers with detachable pillows, some fairy lights to decorate their windbreaks and a chandelier for the posh tent.... and most importantly, a blanket for if it gets a bit chilly. So, what happens then is we have to go look for extra stuff to lug along the bouldery surface and end up with so much kit I feel like I am training to go into the army! :lol: And if you've dragged the things on the approximated 10 million mile hike away from the car, you have to get it back there too.
Oh, and then there are the peeping toms with binoculars in the hedge row bushes at the back of the beach. Great if you like that kind of thing and look a little bit handsome sprawled out, all bronzed, glowing on the pebbles, looking relaxed and feeling sexy. Not great if you're feeling like the 'Blue Man Show' might give you an audition for their next theatre tour, could cut glass with your nipples and can no longer wiggle the recently nearly broken toes to the point where you think they may have actually fallen off and provided a small mammal with a meal! :lol:
And then, it rains. :?
Bloody miserable!
Fun times. Yeah. Fun times indeed. :lol:
LG. x

:lol: :lol:
great to see you posting gem :kiss: xx

21 Nov 2013

aldershot.
once home of the british army now a waste land.
rows of empty shops and a town that looks depressed.
i avoid the place like the plague and on a recent trip through the town on my way home from work it looked like i had be teleported to napal.
aldershot. avoid at all costs.