Please tell me Im not alone and sorry

24 Sep 2015

OK.. Ive always been forgetful,. But over the last month I think I've lost the plot completely.
Beginning of September was Shi's Birthday (my better half of errrrr ??????....over 20 year ish) I know I look too young. I've never once forgotten her birthday until this year, when a helpful barmaid reminded me the night before over a cracking pint and saved the day. Pressie bought job done and birthday loving :thumbup:
Then I did the unthinkable on Tuesday :shock: I awoke (got poked in the ribs actually) All bleary eyed I managed to register on what looked to be an Anniversary card and a bar of fudge. You got it .... I love Vanilla fudge, and I'd not been out to the pub all weekend so no barmaids to save me this time.
So what I wanna Know is :
Am I alone at being badly, shamefully forgetful ?
Or do Barmaids do a great Job and I should go out more often for their help ?
Shi, Sorry I forgot the Anniversary of the best 14 years of marital swinging bliss kiss

Barmaids round the country, You do a cracking job, and saved my arse a few times :cheers:

24 Sep 2015

Meeks the good news is you are not alone :thumbup: I have the memory of a gnat and am ashamed to say if it wasn't for a certain social networking site I would forget the majority of birthdays. The only ones I seem to have no issue remembering are my childrens, which is made substantially easier by the fact that two of them have the same birthday (not twins just 3 years apart).
I also have this special gift of walking upstairs to get things and when i get to the top of the stairs i immediately forget what i went up for in the first place :/
Isn't it strange though how we can remember the lyrics to songs and the taste of the long since discontinued Spangle sweets :think:

24 Sep 2015

Well the good news is Meeko, you are not alone. I think that barmaids are great too.
As for your memory, well I was going to tell you a story about my past but by the time i clecked 'reply' I'd forgotten it.
So let's get back to talking about barmaids.....

25 Sep 2015

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

26 Sep 2015

Well 3rd time around I knew better, at least in one area. I married her on her birthday. I could never remember wedding anniversaries before, I mean never.

29 Sep 2015

hmmmmmm have I really lost it?
Was sat looking out the window last night/this morning or maybe yesterday morning, I lose track of Time (track 4) thinking I need to change my contact lenses and book an eye test when I had the Money (track 6) because I had a sort of double vision. 2 moons, 1 light and the other dark? It took my Breathe (track 2) away it was beautiful.
Then tonight my hopes and dreams that they were trying to Speak To Me (track 1) were shattered when my 13 yr old reminded me it was an Eclipse(track 10) and that I'd missed an amazing Great Gig in the Sky (track 5) and You could see Any Colour You Like (track 8 ) when you looked at it.
I thought it was a message between Us and Them (track 7) to see if I had Time (track 4) to be the "Lunatic on the grass" (Bain Damage, track 9)for the evening while looking at the Dark Side of the moon? Or maybe I was a lunatic that needed to go On The Run(track3).
Actually now I come to think of it I don't think I am mad now, and sure I got every track offthe album in there. I'm just forgetful! Sorry Shi xxx Oh, I love Pink Floyd too if you hadn't of noticed, Just "Shine on You Crazy Diamond".

I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working my buns off for bands, I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us, very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..

29 Sep 2015

Fuck Me!!!!1 I got it lol