Now we have a new PM, it is time to form a government. Who would you have in a SH Cabinet.
I have a few ideas for Education and Local Government, but I will just put Sassy forward for the NHS
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Sex God
I'd have LittleGem and Neilinleeds as joint PM! The country would be a better place with those two at the helm. :mrgreen: Of course the rags would have a field day with all the skeletons in their closet but it would make for some interesting reading for the rest of us for a change!! :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd have LittleGem and Neilinleeds as joint PM! The country would be a better place with those two at the helm. :mrgreen: Of course the rags would have a field day with all the skeletons in their closet but it would make for some interesting reading for the rest of us for a change!! :rascal:
I think its more likely Nellie would be fronted as PM, with Gem as 'cheif whip', pulling his strings from behind the scenes.
How about Dippy as minister for foreign affairs, she could charm the pants off anyone as hers are constantly round her ankles :haha:
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd have LittleGem and Neilinleeds as joint PM! The country would be a better place with those two at the helm. :mrgreen: Of course the rags would have a field day with all the skeletons in their closet but it would make for some interesting reading for the rest of us for a change!! :rascal:
I think its more likely Nellie would be fronted as PM, with Gem as 'cheif whip', pulling his strings from behind the scenes.
How about Dippy as minister for foreign affairs, she could charm the pants off anyone as hers are constantly round her ankles :haha:
Well obviously... I was just trying to be a little more subtle so that Nellie felt all important like!! :giggle:
Dippy is a good call... she could also sort out better shoe rates from the foreign designers. :mrgreen:
I was also thinking that Freckledbird would make a sterling Education Minister cause she'd be able to tell you that it's 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
well i can think of someone who i think would run the entire thing perfectly singlehanded,in the style of Wellington,but i dont think he would thank me for nominating him,:giggle:
So,culture, The lovely one,the most cultured lady on here
Justice Brucie............i just want to see him take on paxo
Economics, Kev,he actually understands it
Enviroment Ben
Education. Freckle
prime minister,me of course,i know exactly whats wrong with the country and how to fix it !
Wellington made a brilliant warmongering general but was a bit of a failure as Prime Minister. Still for a second rate Aristo from Ireland the lad did well. Now Nelson would of been a a very popular Prime minister and very possibly at the time very good too.
Anyway I think I would make a brilliant Prime Minister
why? Because the Mrs says I'm always right Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
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i was more thinking of the fact wellington didnt have a cabinet,than any actual ability he had at the job.
That's what I like about this place there is always something new to learn.
it was only whilst he was caretaker,but apparentlyhe finished each day in time to make his club for dinner.
Good god what do you expect? The man had standerds
Sex God
Prime Minister - Me. Naturally, this is my fantasy cabinet after all! :smug:
Home Secretary - BIoke. He is a perfect host!
Foreign Secretary - TheLovelyOne... I'm thinking trips abroad and consorting with handsome diplomats over cocktails etc etc whilst she charms all our foreign counterparts :happy:
Justice Minister - NeilinLeeds. I think he'd get stuff done. :notes:
Chancellor of the Exchequer - Little Gem... cos then she'd live next door to me and we could pop through the interconnecting doors and have a brew. I reckon Neil and Gem as neighbours would be cool! :giggle:
Education Secretary - Freckledbird. Nuff said. :lol2:
Environment Secretary - RedwineLover... he does rural stuff
Transport Secretary - Mr BIoke... he's ever so good at cars and stuff. :thumbup:
Defence Secretary - Mal... he could have even bigger buttons!
Minister for Women & Equality - PoshKate :rose:
Chief Whip - mistress sassy
Health Secretary - easy
uch:
Scottish Secretary - Dirty Girly :bounce:
Minister for Culture - awol... he could give me salsa lessons :rascal:
Home Secretary - BIoke. He is a perfect host!
Foreign Secretary - TheLovelyOne... I'm thinking trips abroad and consorting with handsome diplomats over cocktails etc etc whilst she charms all our foreign counterparts :happy:
Justice Minister - NeilinLeeds. I think he'd get stuff done. :notes:
Chancellor of the Exchequer - Little Gem... cos then she'd live next door to me and we could pop through the interconnecting doors and have a brew. I reckon Neil and Gem as neighbours would be cool! :giggle:
Education Secretary - Freckledbird. Nuff said. :lol2:
Environment Secretary - RedwineLover... he does rural stuff
Transport Secretary - Mr BIoke... he's ever so good at cars and stuff. :thumbup:
Defence Secretary - Mal... he could have even bigger buttons!
Minister for Women & Equality - PoshKate :rose:
Chief Whip - mistress sassy
Health Secretary - easy
uch:Scottish Secretary - Dirty Girly :bounce:
Minister for Culture - awol... he could give me salsa lessons :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd have LittleGem and Neilinleeds as joint PM! The country would be a better place with those two at the helm. :mrgreen: Of course the rags would have a field day with all the skeletons in their closet but it would make for some interesting reading for the rest of us for a change!! :rascal:
You know, DG I was almost beginning to quite like you. I was very nearly beginning to think you were quite sensible and everything. I did wonder if I should maybe read between the lines a bit, but I decided in the end to take you at your word. But then . . .
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think its more likely Nellie would be fronted as PM, with Gem as 'cheif whip', pulling his strings from behind the scenes
Quote by DG
Well obviously... I was just trying to be a little more subtle so that Nellie felt all important like!!
Suffice to say we're not talking anymore!
This whole fronted thing, and the Gem pulling the strings thing, and the me not really knowing my own mind thing, well I'll have you ((( and Meaty! :x ))) know I know exactly how this whole politics things works. ((( *wobbles head* ))) It's a piece of piss it is. Like most other husbands / male partners, I just let Gem think she's getting her own way on the all the unimportant stuff, like 'Oh Nellie, these flowerpots are meant to be £15, but they're reduced to £6', at which point I make vague protestations, and then load a load of flowerpots into the boot. But when it comes to properly important stuff, like Gem wanting a house rabbit, and me wanting a couple of ferrets, I use all that banked up giving in and put me foot right down, which is why, after the best part of two years worth of tough negotiations, I'm finally getting ferrets next week like a reet norvener.
:D :D It's what's called a coalition government. :PQuote by BIoke
Kents for Minister of Culture & International Relations?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by Nola
Justice Minister - NeilinLeeds. I think he'd get stuff done.
Can't I just be an Under Secretary. I don't really know what an Under Secretary does, but I reckon you could have more fun with the job title if nowt else?
N x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
I'd have LittleGem and Neilinleeds as joint PM! The country would be a better place with those two at the helm. :mrgreen: Of course the rags would have a field day with all the skeletons in their closet but it would make for some interesting reading for the rest of us for a change!! :rascal:
You know, DG I was almost beginning to quite like you. I was very nearly beginning to think you were quite sensible and everything. I did wonder if I should maybe read between the lines a bit, but I decided in the end to take you at your word. But then . . .
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think its more likely Nellie would be fronted as PM, with Gem as 'cheif whip', pulling his strings from behind the scenes
Quote by DG
Well obviously... I was just trying to be a little more subtle so that Nellie felt all important like!!
Suffice to say we're not talking anymore!
This whole fronted thing, and the Gem pulling the strings thing, and the me not really knowing my own mind thing, well I'll have you ((( and Meaty! :x ))) know I know exactly how this whole politics things works. ((( *wobbles head* ))) It's a piece of piss it is. Like most other husbands / male partners, I just let Gem think she's getting her own way on the all the unimportant stuff, like 'Oh Nellie, these flowerpots are meant to be £15, but they're reduced to £6', at which point I make vague protestations, and then load a load of flowerpots into the boot. But when it comes to properly important stuff, like Gem wanting a house rabbit, and me wanting a couple of ferrets, I use all that banked up giving in and put me foot right down, which is why, after the best part of two years worth of tough negotiations, I'm finally getting ferrets next week like a reet norvener.
:D :D It's what's called a coalition government. :P :rotflmao: :rotflmao: And this... is why I'd make you BOTH prime minister! Perfect combination!
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd have LittleGem and Neilinleeds as joint PM! The country would be a better place with those two at the helm. :mrgreen: Of course the rags would have a field day with all the skeletons in their closet but it would make for some interesting reading for the rest of us for a change!! :rascal:
You know, DG I was almost beginning to quite like you. I was very nearly beginning to think you were quite sensible and everything. I did wonder if I should maybe read between the lines a bit, but I decided in the end to take you at your word. But then . . .
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I think its more likely Nellie would be fronted as PM, with Gem as 'cheif whip', pulling his strings from behind the scenes
Quote by DG
Well obviously... I was just trying to be a little more subtle so that Nellie felt all important like!!
Suffice to say we're not talking anymore!
This whole fronted thing, and the Gem pulling the strings thing, and the me not really knowing my own mind thing, well I'll have you ((( and Meaty! :x ))) know I know exactly how this whole politics things works. ((( *wobbles head* ))) It's a piece of piss it is. Like most other husbands / male partners, I just let Gem think she's getting her own way on the all the unimportant stuff, like 'Oh Nellie, these flowerpots are meant to be £15, but they're reduced to £6', at which point I make vague protestations, and then load a load of flowerpots into the boot. But when it comes to properly important stuff, like Gem wanting a house rabbit, and me wanting a couple of ferrets, I use all that banked up giving in and put me foot right down, which is why, after the best part of two years worth of tough negotiations, I'm finally getting ferrets next week like a reet norvener.
:D :D It's what's called a coalition government. :P :rotflmao: :rotflmao: And this... is why I'd make you BOTH prime minister! Perfect combination!
They're the Laurel and Hardy of swinging politics :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by brucie
Homo Secretary - BIoke. He is a perfect host!
surley yours was a typo?
as for me, can i be minister for going to war with forriners?
Nah your more your Minister of offence
Quote by meat2pleaseu
How about Dippy as minister for foreign affairs, she could charm the pants off anyone as hers are constantly round her ankles :haha:
I accept! No cash for questions scandal here, I'll accept shoes quite happily!!
I propose Nellie as Minister for Women, as he's such a bloody gurrrrrl! :twisted:
And let's not forget Markz, perfect Lack of Energy Minister, the lazy git. He'll be good for Renewables too, all that poop he talks must be creating plenty of free gas!
Secretary of (Drunken) State - Angel Chat, who else?
Chief Whip - hmmm why does DG spring to mind! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Chief Whip - mistress sassy
This sounds like a great job! Right up my street and I've even got my own whips!
I'll keep you all in order.:twisted:
Sex God
Quote by mistress_sassy
Chief Whip - mistress sassy
This sounds like a great job! Right up my street and I've even got my own whips!
I'll keep you all in order.:twisted:
Ooooh, let's start playing cabinet parlour games now then! Who can we round up first?! :rascal:
Sex God
What does a cheif whip do?
Sex God
Quote by little gem
What does a cheif whip do?
Makes people do things (vote on time and for the right things, I think) but in my cabinet sassy would be making people do much more interestings things than vote! :giggle:
Sex God
I'll show you! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bend over :twisted: :twisted:
bend over :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
'bout time we had a reshuffle?
:twisted:
:twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
i was more thinking of the fact wellington didnt have a cabinet,than any actual ability he had at the job.
Where did he keep his boots then?
Sex God
Quote by Trevaunance
i was more thinking of the fact wellington didnt have a cabinet,than any actual ability he had at the job.
Where did he keep his boots then?
Wonders what I am good at.....I know I can be minister for Europe with the amount of traveling I have done
Sex God
I'll have to be Minister for International Relations these days (it's a bit hard to whip you all into shape from down under!) 
Sex God
Quote by mistress_sassy
I'll have to be Minister for International Relations these days (it's a bit hard to whip you all into shape from down under!)
Sounds like a good idea.
