SH fantasy dinner party

22 Oct 2012

Do you ever have one of those "if only" moments?
I was thinking about Bloke's old forum jousts with brucie :rascal: and was just thinking "if only they'd met... I'd have loved to have seen them banter in person.
That got me thinking... who'd be at your fantasy SH dinner party?
I'd have Bloke, brucie (to see if the stories were true rolleyes

) and poshkate to provide a bit of glamour wink

Who'd be round your table?
x

22 Oct 2012

Quote by flower411
Dave_Notts
Dawnie
Awayman .....whatever happened to him ?
Gulsonroad
Too Hot
LP
Ben_Minx
Bloke .....he can serve the drinks and shut the fuck up

I'm wondering what Dawnie has ever done to deserve that invite?! :lol2:

22 Oct 2012

Dawnie sensible rotflmao

Ok my dinner party,
Shi ........ Washer upper
PoshKate ... Naked waitress
Rhea ........Queen of the fish-finger I heard
Ziltoid......Musical knowledge
Bear.........Dont wanna leave the old fooker out 'cause he sulks
Woohoo.......'Cause I do like to take the piss out of him in a highchair
willxx69.....Gotta have a Bar Man
And suppose I better have my old mate off here vodie or what ever he calls himself cause he is the only fooker that keeps up with me on a session.
Then after Dinner I would like..........
That would be telling ...... flipa

22 Oct 2012

Quote by Meeko
Dawnie sensible
Ok my dinner party,
Shi ........ Washer upper
PoshKate ... Naked waitress
Rhea ........Queen of the fish-finger I heard
Ziltoid......Musical knowledge
Bear.........Dont wanna leave the old fooker out 'cause he sulks
Woohoo.......'Cause I do like to take the piss out of him in a highchair
willxx69.....Gotta have a Bar Man
And suppose I better have my old mate off here vodie or what ever he calls himself cause he is the only fooker that keeps up with me on a session.
Then after Dinner I would like..........
That would be telling ......

Just be honest meeko.......you only invited whoo so you wouldn't be the thickest fooker at the party lol

:lol:

22 Oct 2012

Quote by Bear69
Dawnie sensible
Ok my dinner party,
Shi ........ Washer upper
PoshKate ... Naked waitress
Rhea ........Queen of the fish-finger I heard
Ziltoid......Musical knowledge
Bear.........Dont wanna leave the old fooker out 'cause he sulks
Woohoo.......'Cause I do like to take the piss out of him in a highchair
willxx69.....Gotta have a Bar Man
And suppose I better have my old mate off here vodie or what ever he calls himself cause he is the only fooker that keeps up with me on a session.
Then after Dinner I would like..........
That would be telling ......

Just be honest meeko.......you only invited whoo so you wouldn't be the thickest fooker at the party lol

:lol:
I played it safe and was hoping you would be able to translate what he was saying, you both speak foreign to us :lol2:

23 Oct 2012

Those I would invite have already been here. lol

Some more than once, and one stayed and never left!! :lol: :lol:

23 Oct 2012

Quote by flower411
Dave_Notts
Dawnie
Awayman .....whatever happened to him ?
Gulsonroad
Too Hot
LP
Ben_Minx
Bloke .....he can serve the drinks and shut the fuck up

i think you need a bit of spice in your menu so i recon you'd need at least a kenty for a level playing field :twisted: :twisted:

23 Oct 2012

Quote by flower411
I'm wondering what Dawnie has ever done to deserve that invite?! :lol2:

Easy one to answer !!! Open minded sensible moderator ..... not to say there aren`t other open minded sensible moderators .....she just ranks amongst the most obvious as does Dave ....
I don't think I have ever been called sensible, I'm chuffed to bits :smug:

24 Oct 2012

No bugger from here cos none of you invited me lol

OK in truth because you might all lynch me. wink

24 Oct 2012

Quote by MidsCouple24
No bugger from here cos none of you invited me
OK in truth because you might all lynch me.

Of course we'd invite Sasha Jed! :lol:

24 Oct 2012

I haven't doen a list yet Flowers, I'm still trying to work out the seating arrangements.... I've got you next to Chief Kaiser at the mo, do you thing it would work?! lol

24 Oct 2012

Quote by flower411
Well !!! As this is an obvious "popularity" thread designed to make little known members feel that SH is an unpleasant cliquey site .....why the fuck haven`t I been invited ?

Really flower? rolleyes

Not the intention at all... I mean I had brucie on my list lol

24 Oct 2012

And yet you chose to join in? dunno

You'll notice that I have posted on all the new folk/welcome threads in here. Have you?

24 Oct 2012

Quote by noladreams
And yet you chose to join in?
You'll notice that I have posted on all the new folk/welcome threads in here. Have you?

I just giggled:giggle:

30 Oct 2012

Id be a good guest as i dont eat lol

2 Nov 2012

Quote by Sarah
Those I would invite have already been here.
Some more than once, and one stayed and never left!! :lol: :lol:

It's a good job we know who you're talking about or that could be seen as a rather sinister statement which might have the police digging over your shrubbery! :shock:
;)

2 Nov 2012

I'd invite all of you, and call it a gangbang... :giggle:

4 Nov 2012

Quote by Lilith
I'd invite all of you, and call it a gangbang... :giggle:

^5 for sense of humour xxx

18 Nov 2012

Quote by NNNF
I'd invite all of you, and call it a gangbang... :giggle:

^5 for sense of humour xxx
YAY Lilith, a good old fashined orgy, bundle, pile-up WOOP WOOP :happy:

23 Nov 2012

Hmmmm.
Mr GnV
Mr Starlightcouple
Jed from Midscouple24
neilinleeds
Shi and meeko
Mr-Sinclair
Oneoclockgun
Paddy
And finally Fiestylittleone

23 Nov 2012

Ohhh I've only just seen this.....
I'd have:
Sinsi (to iron the table cloth for me)
Flower (as I think he's probably a sound bloke in real life)
Bloke and brucie (for the same reasons as Nola)
Nola, to even up the numbers and so I have someone to chat about lashes and hair with smile

(plus she's just a very fabulous lady to be around)
Can I also have Daniel Craig? I'm sure he is a member I've just not worked out which yet lol

:giggle:

25 Nov 2012

Quote by poshkate
Can I also have Daniel Craig? I'm sure he is a member I've just not worked out which yet :giggle:

*swoons* Oh I'd love it if he was! :giggle:

28 Nov 2012

Damn! I haven't got a big enough table :undecided: