SMOKING

22 Feb 2013

These are facts, they are indisputable backed by scientific, religious, media and Government research statistics so cannot be disputed as all organisations agree with them.
SMOKING calms the nerves
SMOKING is theraputic
SMOKING reduces road rage
SMOKING is good arm excercise
SMOKING can increase your sex drive
SMOKING will make you stronger
SMOKING will improve your pulling power
SMOKING odours are cheaper than perfumes or aftershave
SMOKING kills cancer cells
SMOKING stops the risk of terrorist activity
SMOKING will make you more popular in group circles
SMOKING was invented by Jesus who was a heavy smoker
SMOKING will improve your ability to maintain an erection
SMOKING will stop period pains
SMOKING is cool
SMOKING reduces the chance of radioactive contamination
SMOKING kills but not as many people as wars
SMOKING increases your sense of humour
SMOKING will make you more popular
SMOKING makes you look younger
SMOKIING is more fun than sex
SMOKING financing the National Health Service for 60years
:thrilled:

22 Feb 2013

You missed one important oe....
SMOKING makes you smell

22 Feb 2013

Quote by GnV
You missed one important oe....
SMOKING makes you smell

Also don't forget THE most important one GnV..........
SMOKING KILLS.
What about these FACTS also Mids?

I gave up smoking 2 and a half years ago now after smoking heavily for years.
NOT smoking makes you feel fitter
NOT smoking makes you smell better
NOT smoking makes you live longer
NOT smoking means you breathe better.
NOT smoking improves smell and taste
See there are also other benefits to NOT smoking. But can see some funny examples from Mids list. :bounce:
As a now non smoker as is MrS Star we now do not meet smokers, and I find it a real turn off now when I see a woman smoking on cam. Yukky. lol

22 Feb 2013

I'm alarmed at the number of young females who smoke....

22 Feb 2013

Quote by GnV
I'm alarmed at the number of young females who smoke....

What even more than the amount of females who now throw up and fall over on the pavement on a Friday and Saturday night up and down the country GnV?? lol

22 Feb 2013

Talk about starting a thread just to get a rise/response out of people. dunno

23 Feb 2013

I think Jed was injecting some humour !!!
John & Shel

23 Feb 2013

Q: "Do you smoke after sex?"
A: "Don't know, I've never checked."
bolt

23 Feb 2013

SMOKIING is more fun than sex
lol

Are you sure?

24 Feb 2013

Quote by dsfrancetoo
SMOKIING is more fun than sex

Are you sure?

I think they may be doing one of them wrong. dunno

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