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ziltoid
Orgasminator
Got my funeral music planned.
Stargazer by Rainbow (my all-time favourite track)as everybody files in.
Then La Villa Strangiato by Rush for the "few moments of contemplation".
Then finally, as I'm disappearing to wherever I choose to go, it's Life by Devin Townsend with it's chorus hook of "see you on the other side".
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Twiggy Twiggy by Pizzicato Five
I decided on this one ages ago. My only regret is that if I'm in the wooden box, I won't be able to see the look on the faces of my nearest and dearest when they drop this.
foxylady2209
Sex God
"I belong to the Earth" sung by Leslie Garrett. It is about someone who finds no place in heaven and gets sent back. I don't think I could stand sitting about plucking a bloomin' harp.
Mind you - if Heaven is 'everything you want it to be' there won't be any harps. Just lots of cake and mattresses. biggrin
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
100% serious- cremation with this playing

(always leave your audience smiling)
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Right Said Fred by Bernard Cribbins...
JustWantFun
Warming the Bed
Simple Minds - Don't You Forget About Me
lol