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..... Well, how was it for you? :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
..... Well, how was it for you? :giggle:
Only time I had sex in a tent was in tattys back yard...never went to swing camp
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
..... Well, how was it for you? :giggle:
Only time I had sex in a tent was in tattys back yard...never went to swing camp
Fucking intents man :cool::cool::cool:
Sex God
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed 
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops: Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Pmsl.....it could only be you angel...lol...
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
Angel never gets drunk
Angel only shags smurfs and vanillas
No comment lol
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Maybe it was you Blue? :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Guilty as charged :oops:
However, I now know it wasn't me :smug:
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Maybe it was you Blue? :twisted: :twisted:
I would have questioned that, but I didn't do swing camp, so you can't pin this one on me :smoke:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Maybe it was you Blue? :twisted: :twisted:
I would have questioned that, but I didn't do swing camp, so you can't pin this one on me :smoke:
Ooooo I may have an idea lol....
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Guilty as charged :oops:
However, I now know it wasn't me :smug:
How do you know? The guilty party was so drunk they passed out with 13st of midlands bloke on top of them?
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Guilty as charged :oops:
However, I now know it wasn't me :smug:
How do you know? The guilty party was so drunk they passed out with 13st of midlands bloke on top of them?
Maybe it happened to more than one of us? In which case you should be questioning whether it's just the fact we need to be pissed out of our heads to shag you
Sex God
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Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Guilty as charged :oops:
However, I now know it wasn't me :smug:
How do you know? The guilty party was so drunk they passed out with 13st of midlands bloke on top of them?
Maybe it happened to more than one of us? In which case you should be questioning whether it's just the fact we need to be pissed out of our heads to shag you
Or maybe you're all a bunch of wine swilling pissheads rampaging round the country half shagging anything that moves? :roll:
Sex God
I can safely say that I'm more likely to fall asleep than shag anything that moves!!
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I can safely say that I'm more likely to fall asleep than shag anything that moves!!
Remind me never to go to the effort of a romantic candle lit venue for you then
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I can safely say that I'm more likely to fall asleep than shag anything that moves!!
Remind me never to go to the effort of a romantic candle lit venue for you then
Haha!! I wouldn't have put you in the 'anything that moves' camp... that was quite possibly the best romantic gesture anyone has ever done for me!!
:inlove:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
I can safely say that I'm more likely to fall asleep than shag anything that moves!!
Remind me never to go to the effort of a romantic candle lit venue for you then
Haha!! I wouldn't have put you in the 'anything that moves' camp... that was quite possibly the best romantic gesture anyone has ever done for me!!
:inlove:
Casanova
We only ever made one swingcamp...It was the year of the fecking hurrican...Well if felt like it anyhow. 
When we arrived Kbuk and Dino had put up out tent ready for us (Kbuk had gone down the day before). it was blowing a gale and me and Mr Tigs took one look at the tent and realised that they had put it up wrong. We then proceeded to take it down and re-erect it.
Dino and Kbuk had already taken charge of our small new kettle drum camping BBQ and they were using it to create a huge fire. We bloody needed...
So was there for the whole weekend and can honestly say no sex took place because I honestly thought the tent was going to fly away lol
We have been away many times since, non swinging, and had great sex in the tent. The only problem we have is I'm (Mrs Tigs) is rather "vocal", basically I'm a noisy bitch so we have to make sure that no one is near us :giggle"
When we arrived Kbuk and Dino had put up out tent ready for us (Kbuk had gone down the day before). it was blowing a gale and me and Mr Tigs took one look at the tent and realised that they had put it up wrong. We then proceeded to take it down and re-erect it.
Dino and Kbuk had already taken charge of our small new kettle drum camping BBQ and they were using it to create a huge fire. We bloody needed...
So was there for the whole weekend and can honestly say no sex took place because I honestly thought the tent was going to fly away lol
We have been away many times since, non swinging, and had great sex in the tent. The only problem we have is I'm (Mrs Tigs) is rather "vocal", basically I'm a noisy bitch so we have to make sure that no one is near us :giggle"
Sex God
Quote by tigersgobounce69
We only ever made one swingcamp...It was the year of the fecking hurrican...Well if felt like it anyhow.
When we arrived Kbuk and Dino had put up out tent ready for us (Kbuk had gone down the day before). it was blowing a gale and me and Mr Tigs took one look at the tent and realised that they had put it up wrong. We then proceeded to take it down and re-erect it.
Dino and Kbuk had already taken charge of our small new kettle drum camping BBQ and they were using it to create a huge fire. We bloody needed...
So was there for the whole weekend and can honestly say no sex took place because I honestly thought the tent was going to fly away lol
We have been away many times since, non swinging, and had great sex in the tent. The only problem we have is I'm (Mrs Tigs) is rather "vocal", basically I'm a noisy bitch so we have to make sure that no one is near us :giggle"
Can't you take a camping cock with you so your mouth is too full to make a noise? ;-)
Casanova
Quote by meat2pleaseu
We only ever made one swingcamp...It was the year of the fecking hurrican...Well if felt like it anyhow.
When we arrived Kbuk and Dino had put up out tent ready for us (Kbuk had gone down the day before). it was blowing a gale and me and Mr Tigs took one look at the tent and realised that they had put it up wrong. We then proceeded to take it down and re-erect it.
Dino and Kbuk had already taken charge of our small new kettle drum camping BBQ and they were using it to create a huge fire. We bloody needed...
So was there for the whole weekend and can honestly say no sex took place because I honestly thought the tent was going to fly away lol
We have been away many times since, non swinging, and had great sex in the tent. The only problem we have is I'm (Mrs Tigs) is rather "vocal", basically I'm a noisy bitch so we have to make sure that no one is near us :giggle"
Can't you take a camping cock with you so your mouth is too full to make a noise? ;-)
Even with a cock in it ...Im still and noisy bitch
Sex God
Quote by tigersgobounce69
We only ever made one swingcamp...It was the year of the fecking hurrican...Well if felt like it anyhow.
When we arrived Kbuk and Dino had put up out tent ready for us (Kbuk had gone down the day before). it was blowing a gale and me and Mr Tigs took one look at the tent and realised that they had put it up wrong. We then proceeded to take it down and re-erect it.
Dino and Kbuk had already taken charge of our small new kettle drum camping BBQ and they were using it to create a huge fire. We bloody needed...
So was there for the whole weekend and can honestly say no sex took place because I honestly thought the tent was going to fly away lol
We have been away many times since, non swinging, and had great sex in the tent. The only problem we have is I'm (Mrs Tigs) is rather "vocal", basically I'm a noisy bitch so we have to make sure that no one is near us :giggle"
Can't you take a camping cock with you so your mouth is too full to make a noise? ;-)
Even with a cock in it ...Im still and noisy bitch
i have never heard you.....
I had amazing fun at Hurricane Camp.
A 3sum with a woman I'd never met before, but is sooooo amazingly cute.... another one that has disappeared without a trace.
Angelchat stealing WRATS alcohol and being paraded through camp as punishment.
A naked Lep driving down the hill stood on the foot plate of his truck, being chased by a pink tutu'd Kat trying to get a photo.
Sleazy Rider aka Smoker Jim going to the pub in his dressing gown, and nearly getting us beaten up by the locals.
Lots of memories, spurred on by lots of tequila and vanilla vodka. Don't remember much actual sex stuff though!!!!
A 3sum with a woman I'd never met before, but is sooooo amazingly cute.... another one that has disappeared without a trace.
Angelchat stealing WRATS alcohol and being paraded through camp as punishment.
A naked Lep driving down the hill stood on the foot plate of his truck, being chased by a pink tutu'd Kat trying to get a photo.
Sleazy Rider aka Smoker Jim going to the pub in his dressing gown, and nearly getting us beaten up by the locals.
Lots of memories, spurred on by lots of tequila and vanilla vodka. Don't remember much actual sex stuff though!!!!
Sex God
Quote by tigersgobounce69
We only ever made one swingcamp...It was the year of the fecking hurrican...Well if felt like it anyhow.
When we arrived Kbuk and Dino had put up out tent ready for us (Kbuk had gone down the day before). it was blowing a gale and me and Mr Tigs took one look at the tent and realised that they had put it up wrong. We then proceeded to take it down and re-erect it.
Dino and Kbuk had already taken charge of our small new kettle drum camping BBQ and they were using it to create a huge fire. We bloody needed...
So was there for the whole weekend and can honestly say no sex took place because I honestly thought the tent was going to fly away lol
We have been away many times since, non swinging, and had great sex in the tent. The only problem we have is I'm (Mrs Tigs) is rather "vocal", basically I'm a noisy bitch so we have to make sure that no one is near us :giggle"
Can't you take a camping cock with you so your mouth is too full to make a noise? ;-)
Even with a cock in it ...Im still and noisy bitch
As an Essex bird I would expect anything else :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:I read that and thought it might have been you. :lol2:
