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THE HIJACK THREAD !!

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Dawn i love your Avatar!!!!!!!!!
talk about trouser tightening!!!!
JGL
Hi Re lapse hi Dawn
boo time for work :cry:
Thanks JGL biggrin redface
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Hi Re lapse hi Dawn
boo time for work :cry:

Morning warwick and warwick. Sod the other warwick lol
Dawn :silly:
Getting there ........only another 87 no sorry 86 but at this rate thatll be next year
bollox to warwick btw lol
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Getting there ........only another 87 no sorry 86 but at this rate thatll be next year
bollox to warwick btw lol

Does that mean soon you will be saying 69 :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
Right Take this thread to Cuba :shock:
oops done that before
ill fetch my coat (tm warwick)
69 is a loong way off Dawn :cry:
well time to go
off to weigh me 1s and 2s in at the bank
bet they will be really happy when i open me money box
WORTH OF 1S AND 2S
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Right Take this thread to Cuba :shock:

I used to have shoes with a Cuban heel. Same thing confused: dunno
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ill fetch my coat (tm warwick)

I have mine on :shock: I left home at am, well ok I was supposed to
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69 is a loong way off Dawn :cry:

Whats it come with? Rice or Chips :?:
Dawn :silly:
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well time to go
off to weigh me 1s and 2s in at the bank
bet they will be really happy when i open me money box
WORTH OF 1S AND 2S

do ya need someone to carry them for u????
JGL
Hey Dawn.
Just wondering how hi things are?
Well D&M looks like drinky poos are in you today. lol
can any one tell me why . . . . . and this has bothered me for years . . . . . why is it when i go to bed, there's no bits in my bed, but when i wake up, it's like a gravel pit? do they breed at night or something? is there mummy and daddy bits making lots of baby bits in my bed while i'm asleep? s'pose at least summat's getting some action in it! sad
n x x x ;)
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Hey Dawn.
Just wondering how hi things are?

I'm having one of them mornings rolleyes
I keep trying to reply to a pm before a person thinks I have forgotten about them. I had to pop out but I'm back now, can you tell?
The in-laws came to collect the kids and now I'm off for a hair cut and I absolutely hate having my hair done so expect me to be grumpy when ever I return mad
What day is it for you Re-Lapse confused:
Dawn :silly:
mad :x I have just been splattered by some blackcurrent yogurt :x :x
It attacked me as I was opening the pot.
ooooo dawnie i'm getting me haircut too today. we can console eachother when it goes disastrously wrong! hee heeeeee! :twisted:
((( i'm only kidding you'll look scrummy! passionkiss )))
and i'm gonna have a special manicure on me talons, and shave some bits and bobs, but that's best left till later in the week eh? sliced to ribbons come saturday morning, which ain't so good, but i'm a brave little soldier! :lol2:
n x x x :P
more worried about breeding bits in your bed! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was thinking of having some lunch. Shall I have a sandwich and be all nice and healthy or be all naughty and have a bit of pizza? Can't make up my mind... confused rolleyes
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can any one tell me why . . . . . and this has bothered me for years . . . . . why is it when i go to bed, there's no bits in my bed, but when i wake up, it's like a gravel pit? do they breed at night or something? is there mummy and daddy bits making lots of baby bits in my bed while i'm asleep? s'pose at least summat's getting some action in it! sad
n x x x ;)

No, it's you, you're just a minger!
Am I too late to hijack this thread? Only I just wanted to tell you all that it's a lovely sunny day but I'm freezing.
It's good to share.
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What day is it for you Re-Lapse confused:
Dawn :silly:

Without any doubt whatsoever.
It is ..........................
Tuesday
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What day is it for you Re-Lapse confused:
Dawn :silly:

Without any doubt whatsoever.
It is ..........................
Tuesday
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Me too :shock: :shock: :shock:
I wish it wasn't though cos its always my busy day sad
What day would you like it to be if it wasn't Tuesday :?:
Dawn :silly:
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69 Dawn :idea:

Is the number of one of our ads :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
everyone knows you can't get shagged on a tuesday!
Wonder how Mal's holiday is going?
Yep I remember you telling me that lol
what do you think of my shirt btw :lol:
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What day is it for you Re-Lapse confused:
Dawn :silly:

Without any doubt whatsoever.
It is ..........................
Tuesday
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Me too :shock: :shock: :shock:
I wish it wasn't though cos its always my busy day sad
What day would you like it to be if it wasn't Tuesday :?:
Dawn :silly:
So far the week has been ok, so I really don't mind which day it is.
Of course we would all like it to be friday :lol: :lol:
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Yep I remember you telling me that lol
what do you think of my shirt btw :lol:

Was ok from what I remember but I'll have to check again soon :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
shall i have a kebab or a chinesse for dinner???
JGL
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anyone for tennis :thumbup:

now theres an idea!!
i'l get in to my whites
I prefer squash.
Orange or lemon, I'm not fussy.