THE HIJACK THREAD !!

27 Oct 2004

OMG what a lovely surprise! Just browsing the Cafe as you do, searching for bollox and thinking up more when up pops "You have new PM" box thingy. Well, I can see Lazeebot is online and we haven't chatted for while but I didn't open my msn 'cos I have to bugger off in a bit, but I assumed it might be a hello, how are ya from him. But no, it was ****** (if the mods allow it, I'd love to name and shame!)
I'm thinking it's maybe someone from the chatroom 'cos I was in and out of there all day and night yesterday and hell, I can't be expected to remember everyone's name can I?
So, I open it ... maybe it's something to do with the Teesside Meet .... but no - WOW!!!!! I can not believe my luck! It went like this ....
can i insert my self up u really hard
Speechless, I am! Ok, so that's a lie. How can I reply to that? I wouldn't want to misinterpret his intentions. Does he mean his whole self? Hard in what way? In the thrust or difficulty of manouvre?
Answers on a postcard, please!
Oh and thankyou ****** - you know who you are wink

27 Oct 2004

well this might be too much info for some of you lot but here you go:
i just had a cervical smear. she did it with one speculum and then said 'can you just hold on a sec while i get a longer speculum and do it again' :shock:
ffs am i normal confused

wonder what she thouht to my baldness down there, or me piercing redface

27 Oct 2004

Marya I got this one this morning

how are you would love to suck your nips and get wet with you are you up 4 some fun

Possibly the same person lol

Dawn :silly:

27 Oct 2004

Sorry girls Ill be a little more discreet in future redface

im just suffering from post avatar loss disorder surprised

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27 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Marya I got this one this morning
how are you would love to suck your nips and get wet with you are you up 4 some fun

Possibly the same person lol

:
No, that was me. :shock:
I take it that's a 'no' then?

27 Oct 2004

Quote by warwick
Sorry girls Ill be a little more discreet in future
im just suffering from post avatar loss disorder ops:

No I keep all your pms to meself :giggle: :oops: :oops:
Dawn :silly:

27 Oct 2004

Quote by Marya
Marya I got this one this morning
how are you would love to suck your nips and get wet with you are you up 4 some fun

Possibly the same person lol

:
No, that was me. :shock:
I take it that's a 'no' then?
Sod it. PM me again Marya and we can take it from where you left off..................cos its a
YES
Dawn :silly:

27 Oct 2004

I got out of court with out a fine this morning , and me is on top of the wrold
this week just keeps getting better and better
i think i should go and buy a lottery ticket just incase!!!
JGL

27 Oct 2004

CAKE OR DEATH!!!!!

27 Oct 2004

I'll take the hippo lol

Dawn :silly:

27 Oct 2004

Frogs aren't always green :shock:
Jas
XXX

27 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'll take the hippo
Dawn :silly:

you cant have my hippo!!!! he'll miss me and get all upset!
plus he is a fecking horny shit!, you try fighting him off ya leg!!!!
JGL

27 Oct 2004

Boing!!!!!!!
oooops wrong thread....

27 Oct 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Frogs aren't always green :shock:
Jas
XXX

no .............. because ...............
we know frogs go um la de da de da
la de da de da
la de da de da
we know frogs go umm la de da de da
sorry it is half term and I've had to listen to at least a million renditions of that crap song so far this week!

27 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Frogs aren't always green :shock:
Jas
XXX

no .............. because ...............
we know frogs go um la de da de da
la de da de da
la de da de da
we know frogs go umm la de da de da
sorry it is half term and I've had to listen to at least a million renditions of that crap song so far this week!
it sounds like the umpa lumpa tune from willy wonka
JGL

27 Oct 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
oooops wrong thread....

Yes it is, the one you had was for sewing, not knitting rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

27 Oct 2004

            i've been baking

27 Oct 2004

Quote by JGL
it sounds like the umpa lumpa tune from willy wonka
JGL

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't start me on that particular song before bed time ... or any from chitty chitty bang bang
oompa loompa dumpity do ....

27 Oct 2004

Good thing there's no-one in Leeds called Neil.

27 Oct 2004

Quote by Rainbows
Good thing there's no-one in Leeds called Neil.

Specially one that can't kiss

at the moment
Dawn :silly:

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista

it sounds like the umpa lumpa tune from willy wonka
JGL

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't start me on that particular song before bed time ... or any from chitty chitty bang bang
oompa loompa dumpity do ....
unpa lumba umpy de da if you was wise you listne to me.
what whould you do if you swallow a cat
da da da da da da... can't remember the rest
JGL

28 Oct 2004

Quote by JGL
CAKE OR DEATH!!!!!

Cake
(As long as it's not made by Nimbus) lol

:lol:

28 Oct 2004

Quote by warwick
Sorry girls Ill be a little more discreet in future
im just suffering from post avatar loss disorder ops:

This any good warwick confused

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Dawn :silly:

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sorry girls Ill be a little more discreet in future
im just suffering from post avatar loss disorder ops:

This any good warwick confused

:
Dawn :silly:
thats where my marlbe went!, i lost that years ago!!, anychane you know where the rest of them are!
JGL

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sorry girls Ill be a little more discreet in future
im just suffering from post avatar loss disorder ops:

This any good warwick confused

:
Dawn :silly:
I like that one ....

28 Oct 2004

:lol: warwick try this
Dawn :silly:

28 Oct 2004

for sale two tickets to see Rod Stewart, unwanted purchase.

28 Oct 2004

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You shouldn't sit out in the sun for so long, then.
Love the new avatar, btw.

28 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
for sale two tickets to see Rod Stewart, unwanted purchase.

You're gonna get a slap when she next sees you!
rotflmao

Steve

28 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
for sale two tickets to see Rod Stewart, unwanted purchase.

yuor a brave man!!!
how much are they going for by the way!
JGL