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THE HIJACK THREAD !!
Sex God
you know, i thought the clocks went back last night, but it's a good job they didn't, cos then i'd have been up even earlier! so much for a nice sunday morning lie in eh?
neil x x x ;)
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
Fly me to Cuba!
Sex God
Del is in the kitchen cooking brekkie, anybody fancy a bit???
Quote by neilinleeds
you know, i thought the clocks went back last night, but it's a good job they didn't, cos then i'd have been up even earlier! so much for a nice sunday morning lie in eh?
neil x x x ;)
Yeah but we get an extra hours lie in next week at the hotel after the munch
Another uninteresting fact:Urine is sterile,infact you can drink it :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
The rules are simple: Your post MUST be a hijack and have absolutely nothing to do with the preceding post (though it can have something to do with a post before that - I think !!):? :?
I still have a cold and want some sympathy!!!
Silks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sex God
After all this time posting in SH, I still don't understand how to post a quote without the word "quote" appearing before the quote box!
Mike.
Mike.
Sex God
And a booming voice was heard from the Heavens, saying "Lo harken unto me and listen! in the summertime, when the weather is hot, the French will sometimes eat smelly cheeses and do a happy little dance! be thou like unto the hamster, which when shorn of fur, is less resistant to the four winds, and not like unto wandering jazz men, who sometimes act all superior!"
never forget that!
neil x x x ;)
never forget that!
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
Sex God
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Anyone for Ping Pong?:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by stupot
Whats that smell ? ..............it's you , ya dirty bugger
So does that mean I have to PING then?
Sex God
Quote by sun
why do flys fly? :confused2:
If Pigs flew and Birds Grunted. The World would seem all back to fronted?!
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
bugger it i have ran out of stuffing
I walked out with a woman who liked a lot of stuffing once. Actually my nickname for her was 'Pumpkin' SHIT DAMN BOL-- LOCKS!!!!!
