The LTC (Locked Thread Club)

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko

The Author !! Now can I see your membership please Sir? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Me ??????????????????
Have a thread locked ????????????????????????????
Never ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Get me out of here :shock:
Bye!! wave

:wave: :wave: :wave:
PM me if you need help!!
Found one redface

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19558.html

10 Mar 2006

Wooohoooo! Come on in Dammy!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

10 Mar 2006

Haha
Had to look hard being a good boy and all, but i found one biggrin

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30202.html

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sharif
Haha
Had to look hard being a good boy and all, but i found one
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30202.html

Nice one Sharif!!

:drinkies: :drinkies:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
sure i've had one so i'm coming in till you prove otherwise

No proof of membership Sir?? confused

:? :? :? :?
Goodbye wave

:wave: :wave:
PM me for help!!! wink

Are you qualified to run this thread????
Come on Tankgirl, show us your locked thread :moon:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73728.html
Oooooo, you cheeky sod

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
doesn't that break the AUK (acceptable use of keys) :giggle:
innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Oi Sarge
I want a badge or at least some sort of special transfer design for my knickers!

Try these >>>>>>>>>>

lol

Phredd
I have told you before phredd - I am not going to wear your old undies!
They are not mine hun. I found them in the bushes outside the GFZ last night.
Do you think sharif might have lost them???? Just a hint of familiarity with the avatar????

10 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
And don't forget your LTC mugs - feel special when it is time for a cuppa for only ( for non-members)

Put me down as a mug Polo!! confused

:? :? :?

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
And don't forget your LTC mugs - feel special when it is time for a cuppa for only ( for non-members)

Put me down as a mug Polo!! confused

:? :? :?
You already have two jugs :shock:

10 Mar 2006

And very nice jugs they are too!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Mar 2006

Oi Sheddy, have you read one of my favourite threads of recent times? :happy:
www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/69157.html

10 Mar 2006

woo hoo im in...can i have a beer please lol

poor old mics all on his own :cry:

10 Mar 2006

Welcome in Meaty and Warwick - make yourselves comfortable!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies:

10 Mar 2006

Why thank you sarge!!!!
Only thing is, I didnt find out until I penned a reply about how clever you were for seeing right through me, and how I was only trying to pass the time waiting for news of Mr Winches dad who's just been rushed into hospital at the other end of the country............
But when alls said & done........IM IN!!!!!
Do we get to invent a weird handshake?
Message to mik from the LTC's NEWEST member
flipa

:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Now even being from stoke is not a valid excuse!!

10 Mar 2006

Here you go winchwench - have a free trail-sized tube of our LTC body lotion and splinter free massage oil. I am sure one of the guys will help you try it out.

10 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Here you go winchwench - have a free trail-sized tube of our LTC body lotion and splinter free massage oil. I am sure one of the guys will help you try it out.

Thanks for the welcome pololady.......hope its not shed preservative in disguse!!
As for the trying out....guys, girls, hell im not fussy!

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Go for it fabio ! I'll keep the Sarge busy by flashing my errrrrrr.....membership at him

Sassy - if you're naughty I will unlock your thread!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

And I thought you liked me naughty kiss

:swingingchair:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by winchwench
Here you go winchwench - have a free trail-sized tube of our LTC body lotion and splinter free massage oil. I am sure one of the guys will help you try it out.

As for the trying out....guys, girls, hell im not fussy!
Well in that case - which first, front or back? :twisted:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by blonde
Can I join the club ??????????????????
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Do you have proof of membership Madame?? :shock: :shock: :shock:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Here you go winchwench - have a free trail-sized tube of our LTC body lotion and splinter free massage oil. I am sure one of the guys will help you try it out.

As for the trying out....guys, girls, hell im not fussy!
Well in that case - which first, front or back?
OOH, back first please definately.......builds the anticipation! :twisted:
(opens the window to get rid of the creosote smell!)

10 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Roll-up, roll-up, get your official LTC condoms - special rates for members at 4 for

Put me down for a tenners worth, I think it's going to be a busy night
drinkies

:swingingchair:

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Can I join the club ??????????????????
:giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Do you have proof of membership Madame?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have a large bottle of brandy and Steve's credit card .......... will that do ???

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

10 Mar 2006

You didn't tell me we had such a nice clubhouse, Sarge

10 Mar 2006

Now THAT is a shed !!!!!!:thumbup:

10 Mar 2006

Oi meaty get out my garden mad

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Now THAT is a shed !!!!!!
:thumbup:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Traitor bolt

10 Mar 2006

mabe Mik would be better off with a Locked Shed club??

10 Mar 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

Roll-up, roll-up, get your official LTC condoms - special rates for members at 4 for

Put me down for a tenners worth, I think it's going to be a busy night
drinkies

:swingingchair:
regular, splinter free or 5 year weather-seal?

10 Mar 2006

Ok now that we are in what fringe benefits are we entitled to? smile

10 Mar 2006

:shock:
Found another
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/52215.html
Yep - I'm sad enough to have spend time looking.
Actually - I've just spent a rather enjoyable couple of hours looking over old threads that I'd started.
I love you lot :inlove:

10 Mar 2006

he you go sarge am i in
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/70314.html?highlight=