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Quote by PoloLady
Get your "don't bed the shed" t-shirts - one size fits 32% of the population (not all at the same time of course).

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry Mik but I found that really funny redface
Shireen
xxx
Quote by PoloLady

Roll-up, roll-up, get your official LTC condoms - special rates for members at 4 for

Put me down for a tenners worth, I think it's going to be a busy night
drinkies :swingingchair:
regular, splinter free or 5 year weather-seal?
I better take the splinter free hun, don't think the others will last 5 minutes let alone 5 years ! innocent
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/72334.html
Is there room for a small one?
Budge up and mines a bacardi and coke!
Mrs L xxxxxxxxx
All hail Sarge for this thread ! I haven't laughed so much in ages ! worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73735.html?highlight=locked
Erm, will this do? I didnt start the thread but I locked it wink
I log off for an hour to sell some crap on a well know auction site and it would appear that davej is my new hero worship :worship: Thank fook for that all my hard work has paid off i've finnaly made it biggrin
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73745.html
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Now where is Polo Lady with my badge :D
Quote by mik69
I log off for an hour to sell some crap on a well know auction site and it would appear that davej is my new hero worship :worship: Thank fook for that all my hard work has paid off i've finnaly made it biggrin
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73745.html
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Now where is Polo Lady with my badge :D

yes but your post count is about to go down. because now I've got to go into the other BWM thread and delete your posts as your there under false pretences
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
do u think they will notice me posting on this thread?
Quote by mik69
I log off for an hour to sell some crap on a well know auction site and it would appear that davej is my new hero worship :worship: Thank fook for that all my hard work has paid off i've finnaly made it biggrin
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73745.html
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Now where is Polo Lady with my badge :D

Mik69, the thread actually as to be locked, not just a threat of a lock :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I log off for an hour to sell some crap on a well know auction site and it would appear that davej is my new hero worship :worship: Thank fook for that all my hard work has paid off i've finnaly made it biggrin
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73745.html
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Now where is Polo Lady with my badge :D

Mik69, the thread actually as to be locked, not just a threat of a lock :twisted:
You sod you've unlocked it :shock: oh well i'm in here now and you ain't moving me confused
Quote by redpantherman
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
do u think they will notice me posting on this thread?

They will now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
cant find the locked thread we`re looking 4..... must`ve got lost in a tidy up!!!!!!!!!!
the one we can find...
Quote by mik69
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
do u think they will notice me posting on this thread?

They will now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:shock: mik how could you!!
<red digs up his bath tub & leaves>
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Get your "don't bed the shed" t-shirts - one size fits 32% of the population (not all at the same time of course).

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry Mik but I found that really funny redface
Shireen
xxx
Did you want to buy one - I have had to knock them down to half-price already rolleyes
Quote by PoloLady
Get your "don't bed the shed" t-shirts - one size fits 32% of the population (not all at the same time of course).

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry Mik but I found that really funny redface
Shireen
xxx
Did you want to buy one - I have had to knock them down to half-price already rolleyes
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I hadn't noticed Polo Ladies new line in mechandise sad no wonder my PM box was empty confused
Quote by mik69
Get your "don't bed the shed" t-shirts - one size fits 32% of the population (not all at the same time of course).

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry Mik but I found that really funny redface
Shireen
xxx
Did you want to buy one - I have had to knock them down to half-price already rolleyes
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I hadn't noticed Polo Ladies new line in mechandise sad no wonder my PM box was empty confused
So you won't want any LTC condoms then - bugger! No wonder Sarge gave me this job :?
Well i'll take a dozen i'm sure i'll recover from this blip caused by bad publicity confused
Blame that davej PoloLady..... Twas him that locked Mik's thread lol
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Can I have this one
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/71925.html?highlight=
dunno

That's cheating!!
Jeez - I think I had a thread completely deleted but never locked - locking? - that's just whimps stuff!
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Blame that davej PoloLady..... Twas him that locked Mik's thread lol
Shireen
xxx

That davej has alot to answer for - I bet he is behind the scenes on global warming. :shock:
Does this count?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48370.html
Quote by JQL
Does this count?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48370.html

Certainly does JQL - nice to see you!
Have a beer lol :lol: :cheers: :cheers:
Mmmmmm, I turn my back for 5 minutes and Davej lets any old riff-raff in here!!
I need to go and check a few memberships!! confused :? :? :? :?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Mmmmmm, I turn my back for 5 minutes and Davej lets any old riff-raff in here!!
I need to go and check a few memberships!! confused :? :? :? :?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Quote by mik69

Mmmmmm, I turn my back for 5 minutes and Davej lets any old riff-raff in here!!
I need to go and check a few memberships!! confused :? :? :? :?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
I can unlock and DELETE you know!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by PoloLady
Blame that davej PoloLady..... Twas him that locked Mik's thread lol
Shireen
xxx

That davej has alot to answer for - I bet he is behind the scenes on global warming. :shock:
nope can't pin that one on me Polo, I find warming a pizza stretches my intellect so messin around with global issues would be too much like hard work. I will admit that having just come back from a heavy weight binge down Temple Bar in Dublin the Guiness is adding to ozone depletion, but on the whole I'm innocent.
Quote by Sgt Bilko

I can unlock and DELETE you know!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

sad :( :( :( :( :( worship :worship: :worship: :worship: Sorry lol wink
Which one shall I pick. confused:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73170.html
Feels like showing your id for a pint this does....... biggrin
Nice one SB
i have finally found a thread i have had locked... now letmee in!!!!! smile:):)
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/60214.html?highlight=
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
Italeo - you had so many to choose from!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Woohoo!! Sean come on in!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Drinks?? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Italeo - you had so many to choose from!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Woohoo!! Sean come on in!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Drinks?? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Ermmm, yes can't deny that - a Guiness for me, and one for yourself....cheers biggrin