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Quote by Dawn_Mids

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce::bounce:

rotflmao
nicking that for me avatar dawn! :smug:
just wondering if the LTC might smack of some kind of elitist clique though? and possibly we'll have a spate of wannabes deliberately posting lockable threads now just to get in?
neil x x x ;)
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I will try again as my last application was turned down.
I have now found a locked thread of mine.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73019.html
Phredd
Welcome Phredd!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Mal - any sign of that bloke with the shed??? confused :? :? :? :?
Sarge! Still waiting for my white wine 'ere ffs..It's like being in the GFZ rolleyes
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Welcome Phredd!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Mal - any sign of that bloke with the shed??? confused :? :? :? :?

Sgt = I think he works afternoon (pretends more like it)
phredd
Quote by meat2pleaseu
sure i've had one so i'm coming in till you prove otherwise

No proof of membership Sir?? confused :? :? :? :?
Goodbye wave :wave: :wave:

PM me for help!!! wink
Here’s one of my occasional nonsense threads that got locked
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62541.html
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Sarge! Still waiting for my white wine 'ere ffs..It's like being in the GFZ rolleyes

Sorry Minx - we had a new barman starting today named Woody, but he hasn't turned up. I'll ring the agency again!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Welcome Phredd!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Mal - any sign of that bloke with the shed??? confused :? :? :? :?

Last I heard he was overjoyed at finding this:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73019.html
Then he wandered off in a huff when he realised it was a locked Phredd, not a locked thread!!rotflmao
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
Here’s one of my occasional nonsense threads that got locked
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62541.html

Come in Rebecca !! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Take those high heels off and put your feet up!! :cheers:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge! Still waiting for my white wine 'ere ffs..It's like being in the GFZ rolleyes

Sorry Minx - we had a new barman starting today named Woody, but he hasn't turned up. I'll ring the agency again!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ty Sarge kiss
And why is my signature so big ? :? dunno Don't worry Sarge it's rhetorical biggrin
Minx x x
EDIT-it's fixed now..don't I look a twat :giggle:
Do we get a special badge dunno
does this one count
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/66972.html
sparky
Quote by sparky230
does this one count
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/66972.html
sparky

Welcome Sparky! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
And why is my signature so big ? confused dunno

It's those new jeans that make your signature look so big!!! :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come in Rebecca !! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Take those high heels off and put your feet up!! :cheers:

YEAHHA biggrin
Cheers Sarge :cheers:
Feet up, shoes off, babysham in one hand and a cherry B in the other cool :lol: the weekend starts here.
OK ready to join in now, just been in the cellar with the search button..............and found what IMO are classic that I started...............
However these are the ones that got locked, I know at least another one is deleted
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/64265.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/63018.html
PS How the hell that 'tramperr' never got locked I will never know lol :lol: :lol:
Oooohhhh I found one I found one wink
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/7142.html
:bounce: :bounce:
Shireen
xxx
Sarah and Shireen - did you bump into each other in that cellar?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol:
Welcome ladies!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
And why is my signature so big ? confused dunno

It's those new jeans that make your signature look so big!!! :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's not what you said in the chatroom the other night ;) redface
Minx x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
And why is my signature so big ? confused dunno

It's those new jeans that make your signature look so big!!! :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's not what you said in the chatroom the other night ;) redface
Minx x x
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: kiss :kiss: :kiss: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: sillyhwoar: :phwoar:
Oi Sarge poke
I want a badge or at least some sort of special transfer design for my knickers!
Did I see Shed Man peeping in through the window then???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by PoloLady
Oi Sarge poke
I want a badge or at least some sort of special transfer design for my knickers!

Right Polo, you are now the official LTC Head of Merchandise !! wink
Quote by PoloLady
Oi Sarge poke
I want a badge or at least some sort of special transfer design for my knickers!

Try these >>>>>>>>>>

lol
Phredd
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oi Sarge poke
I want a badge or at least some sort of special transfer design for my knickers!

Right Polo, you are now the official LTC Head of Merchandise !! wink
Roll-up, roll-up, get your official LTC condoms - special rates for members at 4 for
Get your very own LTC knicker transfers - easy-iron-on (but watch the temp' settings if you wear nylon)
Get your "don't bed the shed" t-shirts - one size fits 32% of the population (not all at the same time of course).
And don't forget your LTC mugs - feel special when it is time for a cuppa for only ( for non-members)
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Oi Sarge poke
I want a badge or at least some sort of special transfer design for my knickers!

Try these >>>>>>>>>>

lol
Phredd
I have told you before phredd - I am not going to wear your old undies!
Quote by easyease
i cant be arsed to search for mine......can i just make some new ones to be locked?

Quote by mik69
Did I see Shed Man peeping in through the window then???? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Yes you did now so far i've been nice to try and get my thread locked but now there is more at stake I feel a cock shot coming on. confused
Oih!! Hop it you two !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by PoloLady
Oi Sarge poke
I want a badge or at least some sort of special transfer design for my knickers!

Try these >>>>>>>>>>

lol
Phredd
I have told you before phredd - I am not going to wear your old undies!
They are not mine hun. I found them in the bushes outside the GFZ last night.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
sure i've had one so i'm coming in till you prove otherwise

No proof of membership Sir?? confused :? :? :? :?
Goodbye wave :wave: :wave:

PM me for help!!! wink
Are you qualified to run this thread????
Come on Tankgirl, show us your locked thread :moon:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/73728.html