Last week early morning chat we were a bit bored and wer having a convo about the current government etc and we decided we could do it better ;) So we decided to appoint our very own SH government, cabinet and SH Peoples Party - for my sins i was made Deputy PM and Mike40 was PM :cheers:
So Who would you choose as part of the SHPP Cabinet and what would their role be????
I would nominate bulletse8 as Minister for Sex as he seems to get more than most of us
Come on folks its a bit of fun to brighten up a miserable dull January!!!!!!!!!!
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Sex God
liza asked could she be chief whip :twisted:
mids: minister for misinformation
trev: minister for information
goerdiecpl: minister for northern tourism
Gnv: minister for foreign affairs
mal: minister for humour
toots: minister for health(something about an apple a day)
frecklebird: minister for education
flower: minister for the opposition
whohoo: is on the short list
bioke: minister for camp
dean: minister for swing-camp
nwc: minister for outdoor activities
mids: minister for misinformation
trev: minister for information
goerdiecpl: minister for northern tourism
Gnv: minister for foreign affairs
mal: minister for humour
toots: minister for health(something about an apple a day)
frecklebird: minister for education
flower: minister for the opposition
whohoo: is on the short list
bioke: minister for camp
dean: minister for swing-camp
nwc: minister for outdoor activities
Orgasminator
:laughabove:
Sex God
I know there are a few "Upstanding Members" within Swinging Heaven, I have been one myself on several occasions.
But could we find any "Honourable Members" in Swinging Heaven ?
John
But could we find any "Honourable Members" in Swinging Heaven ?
John
Sex God
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I know there are a few "Upstanding Members" within Swinging Heaven, I have been one myself on several occasions.
But could we find any "Honourable Members" in Swinging Heaven ?
John
That would be me
the dishonourable St3v3, ah, just reread, I don't seem to fit that one, just put me down for Minister of The SH Privy.A few of my own;
NWC: Minister of Northern Soul
Meeko: Minister of Fisheries
Kentie (aka Lord Lucan) Minister of missing persons
Geordiecpl2001: Minister of opportunities
Fobs & Try2: Ministers of Entertainment
Noladreams: Minister of
hwoar: 
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
mids: minister for misinformation
trev: minister for information
Laugh? I nearly puked!
Sex God
Have you seen the size of the table in the Cabinet Office at No10 ?
The SH Gov. could have some proper orgies on that !! Or is that just the French Gov. that does stuff like that ??
John
The SH Gov. could have some proper orgies on that !! Or is that just the French Gov. that does stuff like that ??
John
Sex God
Quote by GnV
Have you seen the size of the table in the Cabinet Office at No10 ?
The SH Gov. could have some proper orgies on that !! Or is that just the French Gov. that does stuff like that ??
John
Remember John Major / Edwina Currie.......
*shudders*
didn't she have an egg intolerance or am i thinking john Prescott
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
liza asked could she be chief whip :twisted:
mids: minister for misinformation
trev: minister for information
goerdiecpl: minister for northern tourism
Gnv: minister for foreign affairs
mal: minister for humour
toots: minister for health(something about an apple a day)
frecklebird: minister for education
flower: minister for the opposition
whohoo: is on the short list
bioke: minister for camp
dean: minister for swing-camp
nwc: minister for outdoor activities
:rotflmao::rotflmao:Love it, love it, love, but I still look up to Woohoo
Sex God
GnV has to be in the Foreign Office
Orgasminator
Quote by Fobs
nominates Mike2mike for the post of 'Holder of the Jaffa Cakes'
I think the world would be a safer place if we made Mike2mike the minister for defence, send him to peace talks in the ghillie suit and he will scare the crap out of people :uhoh:
Kat and Dee can run the department for transport, I know they have a fantastic bus service all planned out and ready to put into action :thumbup:
SH could become a Quango, St3v3 could charge a huge fee, make SH free for everyone and say its all an incentive to promote exercise!
I will happily leave you lot to run the country but would like to put myself forward as The SH Peoples Party candidate for London Mayor, I think I would like to be the next Boris :silly:
The SH peoples party, we will bring the feel good factor back to Britian!! :bounce:
There is already a full cabinet of Minister on SH appointed on the 14th of August 2002 the vote was ratified 3 weeks later and non of the members elected received less than 2000 votes each, 2 people who were not elected also lost their deposits, the appointments were for lifetime control of the Cabinet and Neilcannock was appointed joint Prime Minister to serve in a coalition Government with the late Mrs T who obviously can no longer serve as Minister on SH for reasons of death.
Maybe you should have checked the search history before starting this post.
Maybe you should have checked the search history before starting this post.
Quote by Lizaleanrob
liza asked could she be chief whip :twisted:
mids: minister for misinformation
trev: minister for information
goerdiecpl: minister for northern tourism
Gnv: minister for foreign affairs
mal: minister for humour
toots: minister for health(something about an apple a day)
frecklebird: minister for education
flower: minister for the opposition
whohoo: is on the short list
bioke: minister for camp
dean: minister for swing-camp
nwc: minister for outdoor activities
hold on who says I am camp.... !!!!
Orgasminator
Quote by MidsCouple24
There is already a full cabinet of Minister on SH appointed on the 14th of August 2002 the vote was ratified 3 weeks later and non of the members elected received less than 2000 votes each, 2 people who were not elected also lost their deposits, the appointments were for lifetime control of the Cabinet and Neilcannock was appointed joint Prime Minister to serve in a coalition Government with the late Mrs T who obviously can no longer serve as Minister on SH for reasons of death.
Maybe you should have checked the search history before starting this post.
I think we need to update the cabinet...new broom ...clean sweep
Quote by dee_licious
There is already a full cabinet of Minister on SH appointed on the 14th of August 2002 the vote was ratified 3 weeks later and non of the members elected received less than 2000 votes each, 2 people who were not elected also lost their deposits, the appointments were for lifetime control of the Cabinet and Neilcannock was appointed joint Prime Minister to serve in a coalition Government with the late Mrs T who obviously can no longer serve as Minister on SH for reasons of death.
Maybe you should have checked the search history before starting this post.
I think we need to update the cabinet...new broom ...clean sweep
I thought I was doing a good job, there was no vote in 2002 or at any other time to my knowledge, as Minister of Mis-information I thought my post was exactly what my job requires
Quote by MidsCouple24
There is already a full cabinet of Minister on SH appointed on the 14th of August 2002 the vote was ratified 3 weeks later and non of the members elected received less than 2000 votes each, 2 people who were not elected also lost their deposits, the appointments were for lifetime control of the Cabinet and Neilcannock was appointed joint Prime Minister to serve in a coalition Government with the late Mrs T who obviously can no longer serve as Minister on SH for reasons of death.
Maybe you should have checked the search history before starting this post.
I think we need to update the cabinet...new broom ...clean sweep
I thought I was doing a good job, there was no vote in 2002 or at any other time to my knowledge, as Minister of Mis-information I thought my post was exactly what my job requires
:giveup::giveup::giveup:
i originally posted this in January :lol: just gave it a bump :bounce: as we was bored ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by Katniss
There is already a full cabinet of Minister on SH appointed on the 14th of August 2002 the vote was ratified 3 weeks later and non of the members elected received less than 2000 votes each, 2 people who were not elected also lost their deposits, the appointments were for lifetime control of the Cabinet and Neilcannock was appointed joint Prime Minister to serve in a coalition Government with the late Mrs T who obviously can no longer serve as Minister on SH for reasons of death.
Maybe you should have checked the search history before starting this post.
I think we need to update the cabinet...new broom ...clean sweep
I thought I was doing a good job, there was no vote in 2002 or at any other time to my knowledge, as Minister of Mis-information I thought my post was exactly what my job requires
:giveup::giveup::giveup:
i originally posted this in January :lol: just gave it a bump :bounce: as we was bored ;)
kat and bored in one sentence...........:scared:
Orgasminator
Quote by dee_licious
kat and bored in one sentence...........:scared:
Sky Tv have it their T&Cs they cant be held responsible for loss of service due to the effect Kat being bored has on atmospheric conditions :small-print:
