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The very first time I came...
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry to say this WBB
but they dont play on the playstation anymore....sadly gone are those innocent halcien Goldfish days (sigh)
No whilst your Bob was obviously a good fish, respectful and decent ,this new generation they live by the fin and die by the fin
They know only one way , its Goldfish gang warfare out there
Oi you little bastrd put those car keys back :x
but they dont play on the playstation anymore....sadly gone are those innocent halcien Goldfish days (sigh)
No whilst your Bob was obviously a good fish, respectful and decent ,this new generation they live by the fin and die by the fin
They know only one way , its Goldfish gang warfare out there
Oi you little bastrd put those car keys back :x
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Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
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Bob specifically said he wanted to be burried in a fag packet... so never mind trying to take the piss..... would u like it if i laughed at the coffin u chose for a member of your familly?
no.. i think not!!!!!!!!!
You have a point.........if it was Bob's wish then so be it. I just hope it wasn't an empty camel box cos when they dig it up in 2 thousand years it will confuse folk.
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Sorry to say this WBB
but they dont play on the playstation anymore....sadly gone are those innocent halcien Goldfish days (sigh)
No whilst your Bob was obviously a good fish, respectful and decent ,this new generation they live by the fin and die by the fin
They know only one way , its Goldfish gang warfare out there
Oi you little bastrd put those car keys back :x
you know what REALLY annoys me.. the way you blame everyone but yourself!
i blame the owners.
do you not think its a bit of a coincidence that my Bob, who was brought up in a loving and disaplined environment never got dragged into the murky world of crime.. where as yours.... who were dragged up ,are hooligans?
Bob (RIP) was regularly taken to obedience classes from when he was little more than a bubble in the bottom of the bowl!
i spent at least an hour a day educating him in the finer things of life..... and made sure i knew who and where he was at all times.
just take some responsibility.. and you two can have a credit to your name like my Bob was.
Sex God
Quote by davej
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Bob specifically said he wanted to be burried in a fag packet... so never mind trying to take the piss..... would u like it if i laughed at the coffin u chose for a member of your familly?
no.. i think not!!!!!!!!!
You have a point.........if it was Bob's wish then so be it. I just hope it wasn't an empty camel box cos when they dig it up in 2 thousand years it will confuse folk.
tut,,,,dont get me started on camels........ ungratefull beasts they are!
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
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Bob specifically said he wanted to be burried in a fag packet... so never mind trying to take the piss..... would u like it if i laughed at the coffin u chose for a member of your familly?
no.. i think not!!!!!!!!!
You have a point.........if it was Bob's wish then so be it. I just hope it wasn't an empty camel box cos when they dig it up in 2 thousand years it will confuse folk.
tut,,,,dont get me started on camels........ ungratefull beasts they are!
And bloody difficult to bury.....jeez the size of the hole!!! me back garden is ruined.
Sex God
i offered mine a drink of water.. and the ignorant fecker took the hump!
Sage words indeed WBB 
But you jnow there is no support these days.....all the Goldfish training schools are closed down
There used to be hepful programmes on the telly before it was dumbed down
Put in behavioral problems with Goldfish in a search engine and men with white coats rush around youre house and take you away :shock:
This is a serious and growing problem and perhaps WBB you could get a job as a Goldfish councillor :idea:
But you jnow there is no support these days.....all the Goldfish training schools are closed down
There used to be hepful programmes on the telly before it was dumbed down
Put in behavioral problems with Goldfish in a search engine and men with white coats rush around youre house and take you away :shock:
This is a serious and growing problem and perhaps WBB you could get a job as a Goldfish councillor :idea:
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
tut,,,,dont get me started on camels........ ungratefull beasts they are!
Not half as bad as the bloody monkey that comes in the night and messes up me bloody hair
:shock: Clare,xxx
Ha, you wait until the pixie's down the bottom of the garden empty the fridge, nick your perfume, make up and clothes. Turn the bathroom into a bloody battlefield. Fill the back of the sofa with 15 packets of crushed crisps......oh yes its the pixies that do it, cos it sure as hell aint me and mrs davej and seeing as the kids swear it aint them then.....pixies it is.
Hrrrmmppphhhh !!
Orgasminator
Babs Woodhose could have sorted all the problems out, either that or Deliah and a little tatar sauce
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Sage words indeed WBB
But you jnow there is no support these days.....all the Goldfish training schools are closed down
There used to be hepful programmes on the telly before it was dumbed down
Put in behavioral problems with Goldfish in a search engine and men with white coats rush around youre house and take you away :shock:
This is a serious and growing problem and perhaps WBB you could get a job as a Goldfish councillor :idea:
thanks for the vote of confidence.. but am not sure i would be the best person for the job.
whilst i take pride in the fact that Bob was always well mannerd and polite.. i have to admit he was rather slow (ok... to be politically correct.. he had learning difficulties)... i used to tickle him under the chin and ask him what he was called... to wich he dutifully replied "Bob", however.. when i pointed to myself... he still claimed the answer was "Bob"...... i tried praise, punnishment, bribery.. but could till the day he passed away not get him to say well busty babe!
where did i go wrong????????
Quote by davej
Ha, you wait until the pixie's down the bottom of the garden empty the fridge, nick your perfume, make up and clothes. Turn the bathroom into a bloody battlefield. Fill the back of the sofa with 15 packets of crushed crisps......oh yes its the pixies that do it, cos it sure as hell aint me and mrs davej and seeing as the kids swear it aint them then.....pixies it is.
Hrrrmmppphhhh !!
Not to mention the crayon on the bloody walls,the socks stuffed behind the sofa,the bomb site in the living room and the bits of wallpaper that peel themselves off in the corners,AAArrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh
Clare,xxx
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Ha, you wait until the pixie's down the bottom of the garden empty the fridge, nick your perfume, make up and clothes. Turn the bathroom into a bloody battlefield. Fill the back of the sofa with 15 packets of crushed crisps......oh yes its the pixies that do it, cos it sure as hell aint me and mrs davej and seeing as the kids swear it aint them then.....pixies it is.
Hrrrmmppphhhh !!
Not to mention the crayon on the bloody walls,the socks stuffed behind the sofa,the bomb site in the living room and the bits of wallpaper that peel themselves off in the corners,AAArrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh
Clare,xxx
dont mean to butt in.. or undermine you in anyway.. but you cant blame a pixie for the walpaper peeling off!!!
ffs.. EVERYONE knows that is house elfs!
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
thanks for the vote of confidence.. but am not sure i would be the best person for the job.
whilst i take pride in the fact that Bob was always well mannerd and polite.. i have to admit he was rather slow (ok... to be politically correct.. he had learning difficulties)... i used to tickle him under the chin and ask him what he was called... to wich he dutifully replied "Bob", however.. when i pointed to myself... he still claimed the answer was "Bob"...... i tried praise, punnishment, bribery.. but could till the day he passed away not get him to say well busty babe!
where did i go wrong????????
You didn't go wrong Busty you just didn't give him time to get the words out. All Goldfish have a stammer If you had just lingered longer you would have heard him say
bod....bob...bob...bob....bo...busty babe...bob
Quote by well_busty_babe
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dont mean to butt in.. or undermine you in anyway.. but you cant blame a pixie for the walpaper peeling off!!!
ffs.. EVERYONE knows that is house elfs!
Still not as bad as the sodding tooth fairy going round knocking all the teeth of young children out for their own gain,and its us that have to bloody pay them TUT
Clare,xxx
Sex God
Quote by davej
You didn't go wrong Busty you just didn't give him time to get the words out. All Goldfish have a stammer If you had just lingered longer you would have heard him say
bod....bob...bob...bob....bo...busty babe...bob
please say its not true!!!!!
i feel sooo guilty now!!
i had him sent to one of those special schools thinking he needed help! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
I still visit one only she calls herself a dentist
Orgasminator
Quote by well_busty_babe
You didn't go wrong Busty you just didn't give him time to get the words out. All Goldfish have a stammer If you had just lingered longer you would have heard him say
bod....bob...bob...bob....bo...busty babe...bob
please say its not true!!!!!
i feel sooo guilty now!!
i had him sent to one of those special schools thinking he needed help! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
its a special shoal of goldfish, you led him astray with dolphins
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Still not as bad as the sodding tooth fairy going round knocking all the teeth of young children out for their own gain,and its us that have to bloody pay them TUT
Clare,xxx
have you noticed how fairies in diff ares of the country have different budgets?????
when i was a kid... i got 50p if my tooth fell out at home in the nw, but with grandparents in wales..... the fairies only left 20p!
how can this be fair1
welsh people have enough to put up with already without skinflint tooth fairies!!!
i reckon we should start a petition!
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
You didn't go wrong Busty you just didn't give him time to get the words out. All Goldfish have a stammer If you had just lingered longer you would have heard him say
bod....bob...bob...bob....bo...busty babe...bob
please say its not true!!!!!
i feel sooo guilty now!!
i had him sent to one of those special schools thinking he needed help! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Yep tis true Busty they all stammer. Went to a Goldfish Kareoke and for two hours all any of them sang was......
be bop a lula a la bam bo
Thats what it looked like to me anyway.
Sex God
Quote by davej
Yep tis true Busty they all stammer. Went to a Goldfish Kareoke and for two hours all any of thenm sang was......
be bop a lula a la bam bo
Thats what it looked like to me anyway.
you obviously dont appreciate fine music if you did not have a god time!
Sex God
i am going to ask a moderator to split this thread... as i think we have well and truelly hijacked the"first time" post.. and i think it was a valid post... so should be allowed to stand independantly.
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Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
have you noticed how fairies in diff ares of the country have different budgets?????
when i was a kid... i got 50p if my tooth fell out at home in the nw, but with grandparents in wales..... the fairies only left 20p!
how can this be fair1
welsh people have enough to put up with already without skinflint tooth fairies!!!
i reckon we should start a petition!
Perfectly fair the welsh have two and a half times more teeth to start with thats why only they can say the place names
: Sex God
Quote by warwick
And another thing Ive just caught my fish listening to goldyfish looking chain
are you a bit of a controll freak?? let them have some fun ffs man!
