The very first time I came...

29 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
what about u glue a few of them together and make a broom?

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prit stick a stick insect........barking absolutely barking

29 Jun 2004

I bet when this thread was started no one expected it to turn into 101 uses for a dead stick inect lol

aar boostin as we say down here in the Midlands WBB :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Jun 2004

mmmmmm chinese cuissine with stick insects
Gilby

29 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
aar boostin as we say down here in the Midlands WBB :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i will regret asking this.... i know i will... but go on.. what does it mean?

29 Jun 2004

its bostin and it means great

29 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
i will regret asking this.... i know i will... but go on.. what does it mean?

It means your bloody loopy, certifiable, one sandwich short of a pinic, lift doesn't reach the top you nutter

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Dawn :silly:

29 Jun 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
i will regret asking this.... i know i will... but go on.. what does it mean?

It means your bloody loopy, certifiable, one sandwich short of a pinic, lift doesn't reach the top you nutter

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Dawn :silly:
so its errrrrrrr.... not a compliment then??????????? confused

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29 Jun 2004

Quote by davej
.............up with the idea of trying to teach the dog to iron, I ended up with iron-burns all over the carpet.
Oh and before you try it, I can tell you they are crap at hanging out washing........yep absolute crap!!

Yup - absolute crap at putting it out but very efficient at collecting it in. I tell you not a lie when I say I had a boxer dog once who I told off very severely (probably for farting in front of Mrs TE or something - NO DON'T DO IT!!) and then ejected into the garden - whereupon the lovely little pooch decided to make sweeping runs across the garden taking enormous leaps at the washing line to rip off my (just mine mind you!) underwear!
This is an officially recycled hi-jack!

29 Jun 2004

Quote by westerross
........... I had a boxer dog once who I told of very severely (probably for farting in front of Mrs TE or something - NO DON'T DO IT!!) .......

Did you explain to him beforehand that there was a farting, "pecking" order? confused

:P

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29 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
........... I had a boxer dog once who I told of very severely (probably for farting in front of Mrs TE or something - NO DON'T DO IT!!) .......

Did you explain to him beforehand that there was a farting, "pecking" order? confused

:P

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That's why I said Don't Do it :lol: :lol: and yes I did but we are talking about the dog who walked in on one of Mrs TE's coffee mornings with a piece of string hanging out of its backside - little darling!

29 Jun 2004

Quote by westerross
........... I had a boxer dog once who I told of very severely (probably for farting in front of Mrs TE or something - NO DON'T DO IT!!) .......

Did you explain to him beforehand that there was a farting, "pecking" order? confused

:P

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That's why I said Don't Do it :lol: :lol: and yes I did but we are talking about the dog who walked in on one of Mrs TE's coffee mornings with a piece of string hanging out of its backside - little darling!
Hmmm - sure it was a he - perhaps he was a she at at her 'time of the month'.
Mind you it's a devil when you lose the string at the end of the tampax. :shock:

29 Jun 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Hmmm - sure it was a he - perhaps he was a she at at her 'time of the month' .
Mind you it's a devil when you lose the string at the end of the tampax. :shock:

What's this female intuition? It was a bitch as a matter of fact but I was avoiding complicating things. How did you guess? Unfortunately, I have to confirm it was protruding from the 'wrong' orifice!!
Incidentally, I loved that dog. My kids grew up with her and the whole family have never really got over her departure. Bollox - soft spot showing again!!

30 Jun 2004

Quote by westerross
That's why I said Don't Do it :lol: and yes I did but we are talking about the dog who walked in on one of Mrs TE's coffee mornings with a piece of string hanging out of its backside - little darling!

See the trouble is you people dont understand your pets. Boxer dogs are very sociable and its my bet that your dog was just trying to get the coffee morning into a party atmosphere with the old telly game 'give us a clue' I'm willing to bet he was just pretending to be a party popper. If you had bothered to go along with him and pulled the string, he probably had a mouthfull of coloured paper to spit out.

30 Jun 2004

The first time I came ....
...... across this thread I cried, cried , cried with laughter ....... you lot are nutters .... God I feel so at home .....
Calista ...... who so needed cheerin up this morning ... you're all better than Prozac!!!!!
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30 Jun 2004

Quote by Calista
you're all better than Prozac!!!!!
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and cheaper...... if ya have broadband u can tune into us for less than 50p per day!
ok guys.. next job...possible uses for calistas unwanted prozac!!!!!
lol

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30 Jun 2004

id pop a couple in those bloody talking goldfishes bowl

30 Jun 2004

i was 16 years old sat in my dad warbrobe over his magazines after about 5 yeards later i found out they were my mothers mags

30 Jun 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
id pop a couple in those bloody talking goldfishes bowl

Just what we need, drug-crazed goldfish. FFS rolleyes

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
Just what we need, drug-crazed goldfish. FFS :evil: :evil: :P

No definately not, we should learn the lessons and keep our goldfish drug free. I dont wanna be looking over my shoulder each time I pass a goldfish in case it leaps out at me to nick my mobile phone so it can get its next fix........even worse if a pond full of em go steamin in local garages to fund their filthy habits....
NO!! KEEP OUR GOLDFISH CLEAN!!

30 Jun 2004

Quite right Davej :!:
The recent spree of goldfish related crimes is surely of huge concern
Only the other day a group of basketball capped ner do well Goldfish were hanging round our local shop hurling abuse at passers by
drug related Goldfish crime must be stamped out now :!:

30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
Quite right Davej :!:
The recent spree of goldfish related crimes is surely of huge concern
Only the other day a group of basketball capped ner do well Goldfish were hanging round our local shop hurling abuse at passers by
drug related Goldfish crime must be stamped out now :!:

I think it all started when pets 'r' us started selling little novelty plastic Fiesta XR2's and MK1 GTI Golf's to drop in the bowls.
There's also a problem with fish that are kept in lounges, as they tend to pick up on things they see on the telly.....folks for your own safety please move your fish into a room without a telly.

30 Jun 2004

Thats all well and good Dave..but the minute your backs turned there out of that bowl
and channel surfing for MTV and stuff mad

look mate where do you think all your small change disapears too ?
why is it you always think youve left a fag for the morning and the packets always empty?
Why is it you were sure you had half a bottle of Scotch and its gone?
Goldfish mate ,bloody Goldfish you cannot trust them :x

30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
Thats all well and good Dave..but the minute your backs turned there out of that bowl
and channel surfing for MTV and stuff
look mate where do you think all your small change disapears too ?
why is it you always think youve left a fag for the morning and the packets always empty?
Why is it you were sure you had half a bottle of Scotch and its gone?
Goldfish mate ,bloody Goldfish you cannot trust them :x

Thank you. :cheers:
Finally someone talking some sense. It's what I've been saying all along.

30 Jun 2004

could be cunningly disguised turbot you have there mate, never trust a turbot in an orange frock

30 Jun 2004

turbot ?
bugger me never thought of that :shock:
Nah cant see any zip on the little buggers
oi give me that packet of fags back you little bast'' mad

30 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
turbot ?
bugger me never thought of that :shock:
Nah cant see any zip on the little buggers
oi give me that packet of fags back you little bast''

my goldfish was burried in a fag packet! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

30 Jun 2004

bloody nutters the lot of you smile

30 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
my goldfish was burried in a fag packet! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Busty I dare say you loved the little critter but dont ya think that puttin it in a box that has words like 'Fatal Diseases' and 'This will Kill you' was a tad insensitive.

30 Jun 2004

that wont stop em they can get out of anything
lol

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so sorrrrrrrryy

30 Jun 2004

Quote by davej

my goldfish was burried in a fag packet! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Busty I dare say you loved the little critter but dont ya think that puttin it in a box that has words like 'Fatal Diseases' and 'This will Kill you' was a tad insensitive.
look, you can say what you want... but i know it was what he wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob specifically said he wanted to be burried in a fag packet... so never mind trying to take the piss..... would u like it if i laughed at the coffin u chose for a member of your familly?
no.. i think not!!!!!!!!!
and i think you are all lieing about what your goldfish get upto.... its a well known fact that goldfish dont even like tv.. they are too busy on the playstation.