The very first time I came...

29 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
.............up with the idea of trying to teach the dog to iron, I ended up with iron-burns all over the carpet.
Stupid bloody dog. :evil: :evil: :evil:

better that the dog used the floor as opposed to Neil's ironing board, cos thats a bit damp right now. Oh and before you try it, I can tell you they are crap at hanging out washing........yep absolute crap!!

29 Jun 2004

the first time i came.... well it has not actually happened yet.. will let ya know when it does! wink

29 Jun 2004

pants on fire, wbb,

29 Jun 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
............into swinging heaven and chatted with easy, I was really worried what planet the guy was on.
Teaching your dog to iron : Any minute now he will be getting the cat to answer the phone :? I do NOT want to talk to a pussy :!:
Dawn :silly:

Hey I HAD to teach the dog to iron......
I don't trust the goldfish at all. Certainly not with the iron. It keeps staring at me. :shock:.........:eeek:

29 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
............into swinging heaven and chatted with easy, I was really worried what planet the guy was on.
Teaching your dog to iron : Any minute now he will be getting the cat to answer the phone :? I do NOT want to talk to a pussy :!:
Dawn :silly:

Hey I HAD to teach the dog to iron......
I don't trust the goldfish at all. Certainly not with the iron. It keeps staring at me. :shock:.........:eeek:
i know people often say... i pissed myself laughing.. but easy- i just really have!!!!!! redface

u are a LUNATIC
i have to go.. cant sit here any longer!!!!!!

29 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
i know people often say... i pissed myself laughing.. but easy- i just really have!!!!!!
u are a LUNATIC
i have to go.. cant sit here any longer!!!!!!

ops: sorry.
Nice to know that those that are gods will admit their mistakes though. wink

:P

29 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
I don't trust the goldfish at all. Certainly not with the iron. It keeps staring at me. :shock:.........:eeek:

Honestly Easy, when will you guys take some resposibility, what fool would do something as dangerous as contemplate letting your goldfish do ironing FFS! .....they live in water which means that their fins are permananly wet.....water and electrics!!.......no far to dangerous, I suspect that many goldfish have lost their lives in this way. A goldfish would be far better suited to washing up....yes....much better environment for it to work in.

29 Jun 2004

you know... i went to get a drink a cpl of mins ago.. and had to walk past my goldfish.
i just looked at him and nearly fell on the floor laughing!!!!!!!!
i am sooo glad the house is empty!!! lololol

29 Jun 2004

I don't know who is the funniest :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You load of nutters

:rotflmao: kiss

Dawn :silly:

29 Jun 2004

.......home and found my cat hoovering the stairs, I knew it was worth persevering in teaching the Budgie macro economics.......
I give up on the Goldfish however hes never going to learn how to change a cambelt rolleyes

29 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
.......home and found my cat hoovering the stairs, I knew it was worth persevering in teaching the Budgie macro economics.......
I give up on the Goldfish however hes never going to learn how to change a cambelt

Trust me mate, he COULDdo it, it's just that he doesn't WANT to do it.
Sneaky b*st*rds these goldfish :huh:

29 Jun 2004

Never mind the goldfish.
My cat has been sneaking out at night and going dogging! :shock:
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29 Jun 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Blimey a cat going dogging :shock:
I reckon youre right by the way easy .... lazy buggers these goldfish
Only creature on earth more useless than a teenager :lol:

29 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Blimey a cat going dogging :shock:
I reckon youre right by the way easy .... lazy buggers these goldfish
Only creature on earth more useless than a teenager :lol:

We obviousely have got it wrong then, cos we have brought two Goldfish once the teenagers left home..............yep kids moved out and Barry and Claire moved in.......although I have to say, that Barry and Claire share a bowl and I have yet to find cups and stale plates, under the rock where they sleep unlike the teenagers beds...........nope I reckon we did a good swop!

29 Jun 2004

barrie and claire, the gold fish lol

29 Jun 2004

I was 28 and it felt like my insides were about to explode with pleasure, YES, YES, YES.
I found out what was so good about sex and invested in my first vibrator.
Have been practising ever since.....

29 Jun 2004

[oops this was supposed to be an edit and I pressed something twice.......fingers like mallets...sorry folks

29 Jun 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
barrie and claire, the gold fish

Hey at least it is better than the kids names, I mean, Fergus and Bubbles just didn't suit teenagers

29 Jun 2004

no git and sod would be more appropriate

29 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
no git and sod would be more appropriate

we thought about it Warwick but their nan and grandad would have got mixed up as my brother had already called his teenagers by those names

29 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
I reckon youre right by the way easy .... lazy buggers these goldfish
Only creature on earth more useless than a teenager

Bloody wierd they are. When my mate Bob comes round, the flaming thing sit there shouting to him from the bowl but he just ignores it. confused

:? :?
I'm beginning to wonder if there's something going on there.

Quote by warwick
no git and sod would be more appropriate

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

29 Jun 2004

are you sure you didnt buy to parrots and got their house a tadge wrong?

29 Jun 2004

Do you think this threads gone a tad off the rails Mids please dont mention bleedin Parrots....Shireen ll be here any second now...and I reckon this threads gone montypython enough wink

Right must give the cat a ring make sure its got the dinner on rolleyes

29 Jun 2004

Yeah I checked the Big Book of Animals and everything. confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol:

29 Jun 2004

So I have got stick insects any suggestions for housework?
gilbert

29 Jun 2004

norwegian blues perhaps , ok im out of here, bad habit of popping out of the bracken and changing threads, back to the first time i came i.......................

29 Jun 2004

Quote by gilbert
So I have got stick insects any suggestions for housework?
gilbert

i reckon they would be good at cleaning all those nooks and crannies u cant get the brush into

29 Jun 2004

Quote by gilbert
So I have got stick insects any suggestions for housework?
gilbert

Stick Insects make very good pegs although you do need to hold the sheets on the line to give them time to get in position

29 Jun 2004

No mate ..but once their dead you could use them instead of cotton buds..
save money just wrap their heads in toilet paper and moisten :idea:

29 Jun 2004

what about u glue a few of them together and make a broom?