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I seem to have lost a screw, anyone got a spare one?
Dawn :silly:
O.K. guys queue up behind me to give Dawn a screw!! :shock:
Let's hope that Blue is not behind you...... :shock:
Paul
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Sex God
Quote by MrFC
MrFC takes MrsFC out to an expensive restaurant where Easy has an account
MrFC disguised as Easy charges the four course meal to easy's account
Ah mrFC Easy has just sent me a P.M. (says it would't work when he put your name in) he sais to tell you that after your meal he would very much like you to take mrsFC to a swanky hotel order some champagne and strawberries and finish the night off in style...all on him.........
Quote by davej
MrFC takes MrsFC out to an expensive restaurant where Easy has an account
MrFC disguised as Easy charges the four course meal to easy's account
Ah mrFC Easy has just sent me a P.M. (says it would't work when he put your name in) he sais to tell you that after your meal he would very much like you to take mrsFC to a swanky hotel order some champagne and strawberries and finish the night off in style...all on him.........
Did it say to take Dawn with them
: I'm sure it did, go check it for me while I pack an over night bag :happy:Dawn :silly:
Sex God
*easy goes off to burgle MrFCs house while he's out at the restaurant*
Hey I've got one hell of a charge bill to pay.
:evil: :evil:
Gotta do it somehow. :P :P
*goes off to cancel all credit and charge cards and then to get his camera*
Well I'll want to take a picture of all you freeloaders doing the dishes when my account bounces. :twisted:
:P :flipa: :P :flipa: :P :flipa: :P :flipa: :P
Hey I've got one hell of a charge bill to pay.
:evil: :evil: Gotta do it somehow. :P :P
*goes off to cancel all credit and charge cards and then to get his camera*
Well I'll want to take a picture of all you freeloaders doing the dishes when my account bounces. :twisted:
:P :flipa: :P :flipa: :P :flipa: :P :flipa: :P Sex God
HEY GUYS Easy is gonna bounce the restuarant...right you must remember doing this as teenagers....After the count of three follow me !!!
Orgasminator
one should really come second if one can , i always find its rude to come first unless one can come again and again and again of course which one can when one wants to lol
Sex God
BUGGER I forgot the telly....
BTW could you shift your car please? It's blocking my van in.
Ta. :mrgreen:
BTW could you shift your car please? It's blocking my van in.
Ta. :mrgreen:
Orgasminator
Quote by midlandsmale39
one should really come second if one can
i always come last, must be something to do with the 3rd leg ;)
You are ALL completely certifiable and should be sectioned immediately, if not sooner!!
- but thank you! Thank you all SO much: I've had a really CRAP :cry: day at work and I genuinely laughed out loud at the progress of this thread since my last post. I needed that so badly.
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Where was MY invite to the FECKIN' restaurant then?! Does this mean that I'm still trapped on the damn plane with one of the Warwicks?!
Cheers, All!
G xx
- but thank you! Thank you all SO much: I've had a really CRAP :cry: day at work and I genuinely laughed out loud at the progress of this thread since my last post. I needed that so badly.
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Where was MY invite to the FECKIN' restaurant then?! Does this mean that I'm still trapped on the damn plane with one of the Warwicks?!
Cheers, All!
G xx
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!
Please, no! Can't I just have a parachute or something? I actually wasn't sure that there was anyone LEFT to fly the damn plane - I thought you'd all fecked off for a swanky meal and chance to view the dawn...?!
Isn't this the point where Bond kicks Warwick out of the cockpit and flies the plane in over the harem whilst muttering a throw-away one-liner?
Where's Easy when you need him...?
...oh, yeah - he's off burgling the FC's place!
Please, no! Can't I just have a parachute or something? I actually wasn't sure that there was anyone LEFT to fly the damn plane - I thought you'd all fecked off for a swanky meal and chance to view the dawn...?!
Isn't this the point where Bond kicks Warwick out of the cockpit and flies the plane in over the harem whilst muttering a throw-away one-liner?
Where's Easy when you need him...?
...oh, yeah - he's off burgling the FC's place!
Orgasminator
Quote by Gryphon
Isn't this the point where Bond kicks Warwick out of the cockpit and flies the plane in over the harem whilst muttering a throw-away one-liner?
He'd probably say something like "Now Gryphon, a quick flying lesson, just pull on this 'joystick' and you'll be fine" ;)
