thread hi jacks

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Luncheon? Truncheon? - it's all the same to Neil!
Right, get up here to the cockpit you two - I need your help with my joystick if we're gonna keep this baby in the air!! :twisted:
G xx

erm erm erm ...... bolt

Not likely easy warwick and davej were the last in that cockpit ......
OMG - and Davej has since gone missing!!!!!!!!
I'm scared now!

4 Oct 2004

Oh, we'll get Neil up here in his Stewardess outfit - he can give everything a wipe-down before we need go anywhere near it. It'll be fine... cool

...and the last words that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias were
"Oh no. Not again."
Oh dearie me - how apt (!) :P

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Luncheon? Truncheon? - it's all the same to Neil!
Right, get up here to the cockpit you two - I need your help with my joystick if we're gonna keep this baby in the air!! :twisted:
G xx

erm erm erm ...... bolt

Not likely easy warwick and davej were the last in that cockpit ......
OMG - and Davej has since gone missing!!!!!!!!
It's okay I volunteer to get warwicks coat and go look for him :bolt:
........whispers Alex ... there's another madman in control and I'm sure he said his name was Marvin :shock: and Neils playing with his sausage so you're on your own woman!!!!

4 Oct 2004

I hate to tell you this, ladies, but we used up all the parchutes during the LAST hijacking!! :twisted:

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
I hate to tell you this, ladies, but we used up all the parchutes during the LAST hijacking!! :twisted:

Hey Mr ..... I have built in Air bags!!! :twisted:

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
I hate to tell you this, ladies, but we used up all the parchutes during the LAST hijacking!! :twisted:

Parachutes??? - who needs parachutes?
Thanks to Freeman Hardy & Willis - my generation can fly!

4 Oct 2004

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!
NO! Don't mention the bloody airbags for goodness sake - we only just escaped the return of Madame Airbags during the time that this thread was first hijacked....!
:scared:
Strewth, Calista - that was too bloody close! Please don't do that again!
...Look - there's a button here marked "Please do not press this button"...

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
I hate to tell you this, ladies, but we used up all the parchutes during the LAST hijacking!! :twisted:

Hey Mr ..... I have built in Air bags!!! :twisted:
You know "airbags" have been known to be faulty and almost take peoples heads off!..
I hope you frequently get them serviced wink

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!
NO! Don't mention the bloody airbags for goodness sake - we only just escaped the return of Madame Airbags during the time that this thread was first hijacked....!
:scared:
Strewth, Calista - that was too bloody close! Please don't do that again!
...Look - there's a button here marked "Please do not press this button"...

DON'T DO IT .... can you imagine the mess Neil will make with his luncheon / truncheon / baguette??????
Apologies ... I forgot about the Awesome Alex and Madam Airbags (I whispered the last bit Gryphon)

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
DON'T DO IT .... can you imagine the mess Neil will make with his luncheon / truncheon / baguette??????
Apologies ... I forgot about the Awesome Alex and Madam Airbags (I whispered the last bit Gryphon)

Eeeeeeuuuuuuuuuwwwwww!!!!! I'm not eating another sandwich from THAT galley!!
(Where the fluck IS the stewardess, anyway?!)

(dont worry, I won't mention Madam Airbags again either! wink

)

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon

(dont worry, I won't mention Madam Airbags again either! )

Yooooo Hoooooo!
Did some one call???

4 Oct 2004

Oh bugger.

4 Oct 2004

..... turns and runs .... Gryphon ...... GRYPHON ....... our only chance is Neil's truncheon ..
LMAOOOOOOOOO Alex how could you??????????? :twisted:

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
Oh bugger.

Sorry Gryph, I don't do that kind of thing!!!! :shock:

4 Oct 2004

You can take your chances with Neil's truncheon if you wish luvvie - I'm going for the ham sandwich shurikens!
I'm a gonna pop me some airbags!!! :twisted:

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
You can take your chances with Neil's truncheon if you wish luvvie - I'm going for the ham sandwich shurikens!
I'm a gonna pop me some airbags!!! :twisted:

I think Neilthestewardess is otherwise occupied ........
You're brave taking on Mme Airbags Gryph .......
Me I'm gonna take me chances elsewhere .. in the words of the immortal ..
So long and thanks for all the fish ...............

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
I'm a gonna pop me some airbags!!! :twisted:

Hey - leave my airbags out of this!!!!

4 Oct 2004

sorry i'm late back. i was having a good sniff round the galley, and came across a tray of vanilla slices, which as we all know are incredibly dangerous things to leave lying around, what with hijackers and all, so i disposed of them.
unfortunately they made me feel quite ill, although possibly it was a touch of turbulence.

Quote by Gryphon
]I need your help with my joystick if we're gonna keep this baby in the air!!

gryphon, far be it from to suggest you need to be careful with your wording, but that could possibly be misconstrued as a blatant tart. i found some blatant tarts in the galley too. quite nice they we're.

Quote by Gryphon
Eeeeeeuuuuuuuuuwwwwww!!!!! I'm not eating another sandwich from THAT galley!!

i'll have you know gryphon i'm very conscientious about my luncheon meat, and use protection on all surfaces to avoid that kind of cross contamination. they're quite safe you know! ham sandwich was it? here you go! just be careful you don't burst anything!
now is someone actually up there in the cockpit or what? who's flying this thread anyways?
neil x x x ;)

4 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
now is someone actually up there in the cockpit or what? who's flying this thread anyways?
neil x x x ;)

I think .... if the thread is going to go anywhere Neil you need to grab that joystick wth both hands give it a good tug and see where it comes ... ooer ... where we go ....
Gryphon is wrestling admirably with Mme airbags and I'm slightly mesmerised by Alex and her's

4 Oct 2004

Blatant tart? Moi? I think you mistake me sir! :P
Anyway, FFS - where have you really been hiding, huh?!
Nice to see that you only tore yourself away from good old sweet vanilla AFTER the whole Dr Jekyll and Madame Airbags fiasco had been resolved!! Pah! rolleyes

Come on then, SOMEONE has to fly this fluckin' thread...!

4 Oct 2004

I'm taking my life in my hands and engaging the
AUTO-PILOT
while I grab some shut-eye.
Lets see how well this thread can fly itself!!
Next stop the fjords... wink

G'nite, all!!
G xx

4 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
now is someone actually up there in the cockpit or what? who's flying this thread anyways?
neil x x x ;)

I think .... if the thread is going to go anywhere Neil you need to grab that joystick wth both hands give it a good tug and see where it comes ... ooer ... where we go ....
Gryphon is wrestling admirably with Mme airbags and I'm slightly mesmerised by Alex and her's
sadly calista, this joystick seems to only require the one hand! redface

*hangs head in shame*

Nice to see that you only tore yourself away from good old sweet vanilla AFTER the whole Dr Jekyll and Madame Airbags fiasco had been resolved!! Pah!

i'm sorry Gryphon. i knew you'd be safe. and i am partial to the odd vanilla you know! now, where we heading? somewhere warm i hope? a touch wet for the Fjords eh? maybe we can go see the Fjords of Africa? i here they have them these days?
neil x x x ;)

5 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
if you ask alex nicely she might bump all the davej threads too!
neil x x x ;)

OK - I know it's not a Davej one - but hey! Who cares?

20 Jul 2013

Warwick, warwick and warwick, Davej, Easy and Nellie at their finest!

20 Jul 2013

Hehehehehehe