Mike.
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Talking of slightly incongruous commercial sponsorship, I read about an carnival where there was a performance by the "Utterly Butterly WingWalkers".
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Right thats it Im outta here :shock:
Ive been flying this thread for days now with no time off
Im off to join another forum with better conditions for thread fliers
Its not bloody easy you know, well actually it is bloody Easy where is the bloke when you need him
AS FOR gryphoon ................................HE DISAGREED WITH SOMETHING THAT ATE HIM...
Ive been flying this thread for days now with no time off
Im off to join another forum with better conditions for thread fliers
Its not bloody easy you know, well actually it is bloody Easy where is the bloke when you need him
AS FOR gryphoon ................................HE DISAGREED WITH SOMETHING THAT ATE HIM...
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
Talking of slightly incongruous commercial sponsorship, I read about an carnival where there was a performance by the "Utterly Butterly WingWalkers".
Mike.
Just tell us where the carnival is Mike so we can avoid it.
Cows are absolute crap at wing walking. "Utterly Butterly mooooo"
Sex God
I'll whisper it to you, Dave_j, but don't spread it around.....
Mike.
Mike.
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Quote by warwick
Its not bloody easy you know, well actually it is bloody Easy where is the bloke when you need him
Me, oh I jetissoned ages ago from this thread with the leggy blonde from the green room (see page 2 I think) :rascal:
I'm now floating off the coast of Chillie in a 60's style pod having copious amounts of sex.
Don't wait up guys
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
and lines himself up to drop into Easy's lap
Probably not the safest thing to do as easy's sporting a rather large erection because the leggy blonds just bent over and remved her bikini bottoms in front of him. :twisted: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Is Davej Ladden any relation :shock:
Davej's terrorist alter-ego.
Sex God
davej swims up under Easy's rubber dingy and slices the bottom of it with his sharpened bread roll .....that'll fluck him nicking my leggy blonde just cos I was having some tea and cake at the time
Ha there you go see how you can swim !!!
Ha there you go see how you can swim !!!
:doh: Sorry, Folks - just found this thread languishing at the bottom of the sea somewhere off Buenos Aires where one of the Warwicks had crash-landed it...
It made me giggle SO much I just had to give it an almighty Uber-bump to see if I could make it float again - and, lo! - here it is!!!
Now that the evidence is here for all to see, I think it is time that someone was finally punished for the heinous hijacking of this poor defenceless thread!
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:jagsatwork: As an aside, having reviewed the above evidence, I would just like to make it absolutely plain that NO-ONE must be allowed anywhere near the Notts munch with ANY sort of bread roll, sharpened or not!! The potential consequences are just too ghastly to consider...
All baked goods should be confiscated upon entry. Even an apparently innocent English Muffin could turn out to be the work of Davej Ladden!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
It made me giggle SO much I just had to give it an almighty Uber-bump to see if I could make it float again - and, lo! - here it is!!!
Now that the evidence is here for all to see, I think it is time that someone was finally punished for the heinous hijacking of this poor defenceless thread!
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:jagsatwork: As an aside, having reviewed the above evidence, I would just like to make it absolutely plain that NO-ONE must be allowed anywhere near the Notts munch with ANY sort of bread roll, sharpened or not!! The potential consequences are just too ghastly to consider...
All baked goods should be confiscated upon entry. Even an apparently innocent English Muffin could turn out to be the work of Davej Ladden!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Quote by Gryphon
:doh: Sorry, Folks - just found this thread languishing at the bottom of the sea somewhere off Buenos Aires where one of the Warwicks had crash-landed it...
It made me giggle SO much I just had to give it an almighty Uber-bump to see if I could make it float again - and, lo! - here it is!!!
Now that the evidence is here for all to see, I think it is time that someone was finally punished for the heinous hijacking of this poor defenceless thread!
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:jagsatwork: As an aside, having reviewed the above evidence, I would just like to make it absolutely plain that NO-ONE must be allowed anywhere near the Notts munch with ANY sort of bread roll, sharpened or not!! The potential consequences are just too ghastly to consider...
All baked goods should be confiscated upon entry. Even an apparently innocent English Muffin could turn out to be the work of Davej Ladden!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Does baked goods include the tanker delivery of jelly that we have ordered to go in the large paddling pool???? I've made a promise to every woman on the board that easy would be first in the jelly wrestling competition .....
:twisted:
No, my apologies, Easy - you were in the green room with the leggy blonde... :thumbup: 
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As an aside, having reviewed the above evidence, I would just like to make it absolutely plain that NO-ONE must be allowed anywhere near the Notts munch with ANY sort of bread roll, sharpened or not!! The potential consequences are just too ghastly to consider...
All baked goods should be confiscated upon entry. Even an apparently innocent English Muffin could turn out to be the work of Davej Ladden!!
they don't just have to be rolls dontcha know? what about a triangular ham sandwich? a dangerous weapon indeed in the wrong hands. they can easily be hurled across the room in a bruce lee martial arts stylee, and impale someone right between the eyes!
forewarned is forearmed as they say!
neil x x x ;)
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well gryphon, i have no fear of hotdogs, or any other weapon.
i shall be arriving with a brie and pastrami baguette, which to most folk is little more than a rather posh, and ridiculously expensive, sandwich. however, in the hands of one such as myself, trained to dispense lethal death with whatever lies closest to hand, not to mention lightning reflexes and famed sporting prowess, it can be a formidable weapon in it's own right.
should anyone dare attack me with a ham sandwich shuriken, i shall simply swipe it away with a solid hook shot, whereupon no doubt rapturous applause and waving of bits of card with 4s and 6s on will ensue.
as for hotdogs, a swift clubbing will i'm sure render them harmless enough, whether they be in over size buns or not!
neil x x x ;)
i shall be arriving with a brie and pastrami baguette, which to most folk is little more than a rather posh, and ridiculously expensive, sandwich. however, in the hands of one such as myself, trained to dispense lethal death with whatever lies closest to hand, not to mention lightning reflexes and famed sporting prowess, it can be a formidable weapon in it's own right.
should anyone dare attack me with a ham sandwich shuriken, i shall simply swipe it away with a solid hook shot, whereupon no doubt rapturous applause and waving of bits of card with 4s and 6s on will ensue.
as for hotdogs, a swift clubbing will i'm sure render them harmless enough, whether they be in over size buns or not!
neil x x x ;)
I'll meet your paltry brie and pastrami baguette, sir, and raise you a cream puff and a choux bun. So there!
In the meantime, I shall take up the defensive stance called P'll-ch' aard Zon-tost. This gives an excellent balance over the back foot and allows the source of the T'oh-mah-T'oh to be used to full effect when dodging ham sandwich shurikens.
I must once again warn you of the possibility of English Muffin at the munch and ask you to be doubly vigilant. Davej Ladden is still out there somewhere and Warwick appears to be in stealth mode.
Easy hasn't even gone back to wearing black tie - that's when we know that things are afoot!
(and FFS don't even talk about "oversize buns" in here - you know how touchy some people can get!!!)
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I can see this hijack being ijacked again an flown on to pastries new???)
We are off to Denmark?????
Can we go see the Fjords?
I want to see Slartibartfast's handiwork
On the understanding we can leave Marvin here ..........
Of course - we don't want any depressions
Who the fluck are you calling Marvin?! Hmmm?! HMMMMM?! 
Right - I'm off to the bloody cockpit - let's make this baby FLY again!! :P
Alex, Calista... like it or not you two are along for the ride this time! You came in here of your own free will (Fools! He he he...) and now there's no getting off! Neil is back in the galley struggling manfully with the luncheon (at least I think that's what he said... )
Fjords is it, eh?!
Right a brie and pastrami baguette to whoever spots Slartibartfast's signature first! :twisted:
Right - I'm off to the bloody cockpit - let's make this baby FLY again!! :P
Alex, Calista... like it or not you two are along for the ride this time! You came in here of your own free will (Fools! He he he...) and now there's no getting off! Neil is back in the galley struggling manfully with the luncheon (at least I think that's what he said... )
Fjords is it, eh?!
Right a brie and pastrami baguette to whoever spots Slartibartfast's signature first! :twisted:
Arthur Dent said:
So this is it then. We're all going to die.
Quote by Gryphon
Arthur Dent said:
So this is it then. We're all going to die.
:laughabove:Gryphon I think you misheard Neil...... it was definitely something about a roll with his cobs .... not quote sure where the baps came into it but he was mindful of oversize buns ... the luncheon you are thinking about??? not sure sure but luncheon meat could be Leeds speak for something else :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mindful of what Alex has said .... it could possibly have truncheon!
