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Sex God
Hi Neil, how are you now?
"Blessed are the broken-noses"
Mike.
"Blessed are the broken-noses"
Mike.
Bogata.......Stanstead............next stop confusion :shock: . Where is this ruddy plane going to???? I got on a train to the famous Welsh train station...............Rhyl.........and woke up on this. Someones got a gun........and someones got a sharpened bread roll. I'll take my chances with the gun.........I've heard Davej's dangerous with a sharp bread roll 
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One Warick, Two Warick, Three Warick, Four three cub scouts came knocking at my door. One with a hankerchief, one with a stick and one with a handgrenade tied around his.......tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (set to music from one potatoe). So how many Waricks are there??????? Thought cloning isn't legal yet.
No it isn't Dave_Notts
I thought not Dave_Notts
Then lets hope they don't find out about you then Dave_Notts
Yeah, you are right. I'll just make sure and look out the window.
Which window shall we look out of. The round, square or triangle window?????????
Who do you think you are??? Ruddy J-J-J-Jeffrey
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get me back to my padded cell. :silly:
Dave_Notts
.One Warick, Two Warick, Three Warick, Four three cub scouts came knocking at my door. One with a hankerchief, one with a stick and one with a handgrenade tied around his.......tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (set to music from one potatoe). So how many Waricks are there??????? Thought cloning isn't legal yet.
No it isn't Dave_Notts
I thought not Dave_Notts
Then lets hope they don't find out about you then Dave_Notts
Yeah, you are right. I'll just make sure and look out the window.
Which window shall we look out of. The round, square or triangle window?????????
Who do you think you are??? Ruddy J-J-J-Jeffrey
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get me back to my padded cell. :silly:
Dave_Notts
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Bogata.......Stanstead............next stop confusion :shock: . Where is this ruddy plane going to???? I got on a train to the famous Welsh train station...............Rhyl.........and woke up on this. Someones got a gun........and someones got a sharpened bread roll. I'll take my chances with the gun.........I've heard Davej's dangerous with a sharp bread roll
One Warick, Two Warick, Three Warick, Four three cub scouts came knocking at my door. One with a hankerchief, one with a stick and one with a handgrenade tied around his.......tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (set to music from one potatoe). So how many Waricks are there??????? Thought cloning isn't legal yet.
No it isn't Dave_Notts
I thought not Dave_Notts
Then lets hope they don't find out about you then Dave_Notts
Yeah, you are right. I'll just make sure and look out the window.
Which window shall we look out of. The round, square or triangle window?????????
Who do you think you are??? Ruddy J-J-J-Jeffrey
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get me back to my padded cell. :silly:
Dave_Notts
ALRIGHT.......who brought the
in? Honestly, you try and have a bit of sensible (hi-jacking) fun................. :shock: :roll: :roll:
:P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by easy
Bogata.......Stanstead............next stop confusion :shock: . Where is this ruddy plane going to???? I got on a train to the famous Welsh train station...............Rhyl.........and woke up on this. Someones got a gun........and someones got a sharpened bread roll. I'll take my chances with the gun.........I've heard Davej's dangerous with a sharp bread roll
One Warick, Two Warick, Three Warick, Four three cub scouts came knocking at my door. One with a hankerchief, one with a stick and one with a handgrenade tied around his.......tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (set to music from one potatoe). So how many Waricks are there??????? Thought cloning isn't legal yet.
No it isn't Dave_Notts
I thought not Dave_Notts
Then lets hope they don't find out about you then Dave_Notts
Yeah, you are right. I'll just make sure and look out the window.
Which window shall we look out of. The round, square or triangle window?????????
Who do you think you are??? Ruddy J-J-J-Jeffrey
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get me back to my padded cell. :silly:
Dave_Notts
ALRIGHT.......who brought the
in? Honestly, you try and have a bit of sensible (hi-jacking) fun................. :shock: :roll: :roll:
:P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Stick em up for real Carlos the Jackal here
Sex God
Why are we all saying hi to jack when he hasn't bothered replying anyway
Quote by warwick
Too right I told on you Paul
I am not a bastard
mind you warwick is :shock:
bleedin hot here in Columbia isnt it?....strange how everyone speaks in an Essex accent and all the cars have british numberplates though
Congrats Warwick... You've made 400 posts and only 399 were inane!!
Is this a thread hijack?
Paul
Sex God
Quote by Fun365
Congrats Warwick... You've made 400 posts
Is this a thread hijack?
Paul
Can I buy some of Warwicks posts, my fence is in need of some new ones.
Not so fast mr gryphon no one escapes from this thread that easily :shock:
(warwick turns round to be confronted by the sight of Easy tied to a table with a sharpened bread roll moving relentlessly towards him. Davej looks on )
Easy "dyu exxpect me to talk"
Davej "Nooo Mr Easy I expect you to die"
Easy "not so quick Davej we know all about Sh"
Davej " a lucky guess Mr Easy just a phrase youve overheard"
warwick " can we afford to take the risk? Ill go and find warwick"
neil enters "where s dawn Mids?"
warwick " oh no I think shes nicked my castle" :roll: :roll:
(warwick turns round to be confronted by the sight of Easy tied to a table with a sharpened bread roll moving relentlessly towards him. Davej looks on )
Easy "dyu exxpect me to talk"
Davej "Nooo Mr Easy I expect you to die"
Easy "not so quick Davej we know all about Sh"
Davej " a lucky guess Mr Easy just a phrase youve overheard"
warwick " can we afford to take the risk? Ill go and find warwick"
neil enters "where s dawn Mids?"
warwick " oh no I think shes nicked my castle"
:roll: :roll: 
Quote by Gryphon
Does this plane have life-jackets under each seat - or just those special cardigans with the buckles and the wrap-around sleeves...?!
The exits are here... :arrow:
...here... :arrow:
...and here...! :arrow:
...and I'm OUTTA HERE!!!
My God ... I hope Misschief does not see this reference to cardigans.. (see threads passim) :shock:
Paul
Sex God
:shock: :shock: 
ops:
ops: Two Easy's, Four Warwicks :shock: ..............and Dawn's bouncy castle :bounce: :bounce:
Confusion and pleasure in one plane. Think I'll try the bouncy castle.........yippee, ow, yippee, ow, yippee, ow..............damn three dents in the roof of the plane. Sorry for the damage Warwick
Dave_Notts
Confusion and pleasure in one plane. Think I'll try the bouncy castle.........yippee, ow, yippee, ow, yippee, ow..............damn three dents in the roof of the plane. Sorry for the damage Warwick
Dave_Notts
Sex God
FFS - that'll teach me to go out on a tuesday - why do these little gems appear when I've disappeared (conspiracy theory mode!!). Nice one Warwick - Oh and nice one Warwick... I think the AUP should say that hi-jacking is compulsory in the Cafe!!
You wanna hi-jack any o' mine their yours....
You wanna hi-jack any o' mine their yours....
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
AHH but Warwick, Davej you have the wrong Easy......he is an imposter
I am the real Easy...Mrsfc told me so last night, quote you're easy'.
Tell Mrs FC I'm sorry, but I had a bit of a crisis and couldn't make it last night.
All set for next week though.
:P :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
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I seem to have lost a screw, anyone got a spare one?
Dawn :silly:
O.K. guys queue up behind me to give Dawn a screw!! :shock:
