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i'd sneek in, hidden in Nolas cleavage :twisted:
Quote by Lizaleanrob
i'd sneek in, hidden in Nolas cleavage :twisted:

Nice try! :rascal:
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Quote by sandybeach1
I would peep in from outside and hope that Stevie would notice and bring me some ginger beer out :high-smile:

Definately bringing the elderflower...it's lush...I'm opening a bottle of it now and it's an excitable little concoction...so excitable I need to re-paint the ceiling.
Crate of ginger beer for her beachiness!
Quote by Qbu
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Quote by noladreams
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave

Be careful what you wish for :twisted: lol
Quote by Rogue_Trader
I would peep in from outside and hope that Stevie would notice and bring me some ginger beer out :high-smile:

so excitable I need to re-paint the ceiling.
I knew a man like that once upon a time innocent
Quote by noladreams
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S
hahahah lol hey guys missed you xx
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S
:laughabove: Ha!*

*Erm, okay... :scared:
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S
I don't get what all the panic and fear is around Blue dunno
She's a pussy cat really :twisted:bolt
Why are so many people so scared of my little cutiepie?
Quote by Morbius

Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S

I don't get what all the panic and fear is around Blue dunno
She's a pussy cat really :twisted:bolt
I'll admit she terrified me until the first house party, then I was less terrified, having since seen her passed out drunk and having been used as a human buckaroo at JasnTim's no fear whatsoever!!!!!
Quote by essex34m
Why are so many people so scared of my little cutiepie?

lol :lol:
We're not. Now ... innocent
Quote by Earthchild
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S
hahahah lol hey guys missed you xx
Well, we said hello to you in one other the other threads couple of weeks ago !! Probably you missed it as the threads are moving fast these days.
J & S
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:

She was more than scary... intimidated the life out of me... then I met her!! :giggle:
Ditto lol
Ah, bugger it... I wish I wasn't such a newbie. I wanna meet blue! wave
Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S
hahahah lol hey guys missed you xx
Well, we said hello to you in one other the other threads couple of weeks ago !! Probably you missed it as the threads are moving fast these days.
J & S
aww i lost the lappy for a while and the ipad is a pile of wank apart from facebook and the kindle app, so sorry xxxxxxxxx
I would've killed (figuratively!) to go to one of Blue's parties back in the day but we started swinging just too late! Reading all about them, I sooooo wanted to go - they sounded both fascinating and fun. Scary? Hell yes! Like a funfair ride or a rollercoaster...
If I had to bring a bribe (I mean, gift) in order to get in to one now I think I'd bring a Big Bang Theory box set and selection of crisps, chocolate bars and pop. (Mind you, most places I go I have crisps and chocolate with me...)
Quote by Earthchild
aww i lost the lappy for a while and the ipad is a pile of wank apart from facebook and the kindle app, so sorry xxxxxxxxx

Earthy if you open SH through safari it works okay... I use it on my phone and my iPad. kiss
Quote by Dirtygirly

aww i lost the lappy for a while and the ipad is a pile of wank apart from facebook and the kindle app, so sorry xxxxxxxxx

Earthy if you open SH through safari it works okay... I use it on my phone and my iPad. kiss
Yep, works well on Safari but is very very odd on Chrome
Quote by Calista

Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S

I don't get what all the panic and fear is around Blue dunno
She's a pussy cat really :twisted:bolt
I'll admit she terrified me until the first house party, then I was less terrified, having since seen her passed out drunk and having been used as a human buckaroo at JasnTim's no fear whatsoever!!!!!
Woah...... Back up a bit........ They did what????
:-)
Quote by bluexxx

Whatever you do, don't say "I want to meet Blue" three times out loud. Look what happened on "Beetlejuice" then imagine it ten times worse !!
J & S

I don't get what all the panic and fear is around Blue dunno
She's a pussy cat really :twisted:bolt
I'll admit she terrified me until the first house party, then I was less terrified, having since seen her passed out drunk and having been used as a human buckaroo at JasnTim's no fear whatsoever!!!!!
Woah...... Back up a bit........ They did what????
:-)
:laughabove:rotflmao:rotflmao::laughabove:
thats the myth ruined
a promise not to use blue as a human buckeroo if she passes out bolt
Promise to keep my hands and bits off jinti
Id stick me nose in, coz i can and i just wannt hear more of blues dirty bad habits ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEttttttttttttttttttt
I'd bring my book of party games!! :twisted:
Mal
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