i'd sneek in, hidden in Nolas cleavage :twisted:
I'd invite her out of of swinging retirement after the party- she used to be a bit scary, now she's a fluffy kitten :twisted:
Why are so many people so scared of my little cutiepie?
I would've killed (figuratively!) to go to one of Blue's parties back in the day but we started swinging just too late! Reading all about them, I sooooo wanted to go - they sounded both fascinating and fun. Scary? Hell yes! Like a funfair ride or a rollercoaster...
If I had to bring a bribe (I mean, gift) in order to get in to one now I think I'd bring a Big Bang Theory box set and selection of crisps, chocolate bars and pop. (Mind you, most places I go I have crisps and chocolate with me...)
Promise to keep my hands and bits off jinti
Id stick me nose in, coz i can and i just wannt hear more of blues dirty bad habits ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEttttttttttttttttttt