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noladreams
Sex God

Let's play.
What would you do to get an invite to her forum party?
I'd bake a cake. And come, bearing it, dressed as a slutty gladiatrix :twisted:
Unknown User
I would buy her a new pipe and cloth cap !!!!
Qbu
Sexlightened
I don't need to do anything, her being my role model and mentor lol
However, if I had to, I'd buy her a book of Oscar Wilde's quotations :-)
Qbu
Sexlightened
A bottle of Bailey's, of course. Or two.[
That was my back up plan! lol
celestria
Sex God
Stop blaming her for the shortage of Haagen Dazs baileys flavour a few years back. Apparently they were experiencing supply issues with "a core ingredient" which I can only assume was down to Blue drinking enough of the stuff to drown in at the time! lol
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Disguise myself as a fly on the wall... Blue's legendary parties scared the living shit out of me and I was a little relieved that she'd stopped having them by the time I pitched up!
:giggle:
Unknown User
bake her a cake, and ginger muffins
oh no i already did that
erm be elated! :twisted:
but i agree with DG i think the real old parties would have scared the crap out of me being all shy n stuff! :twisted:
Chipy
Sexlightened
i will bring the vodka jelly or even might try Baileys jellyybolt
bluexxx
Sex God
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.
essex34m
Sex God
I'd bring her a bottle of own brand cola.
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
I'd bring her a bottle of own brand cola.

Cheap skate!!!!
noladreams
Sex God
If I bring party hats, balloons and party poppers would I be lowering the tone? :bounce:
leather_n_lace_
Warming the Bed
Quote by bluexxx
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.

Think you should organise a real party biggrin:bounce:
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by leather_n_lace_
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.

Think you should organise a real party biggrin:bounce:
Good god no. The NHS is short of money, they can't afford the medical bill I would cause :crazy:
leather_n_lace_
Warming the Bed
Quote by bluexxx
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.

Think you should organise a real party biggrin:bounce:
Good god no. The NHS is short of money, they can't afford the medical bill I would cause :crazy:
Is that from too much Baileys or the injuries? :giggle:
Geordiecpl2001
Sex God
Well, we'd prevent people drawing on her face after she has passed out with too much Baileys !!
J & S
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.

Think you should organise a real party biggrin:bounce:
Good god no. The NHS is short of money, they can't afford the medical bill I would cause :crazy:
But then, the company who produced the gaffer tape would make money, so that kind of offsets the cost to the NHS!
Unknown User
We would bring several bottles of our home made elderflower champagne and ginger beer
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Rogue_Trader
We would bring several bottles of our home made elderflower champagne and ginger beer

Oooooo if we have a party you can come and bring some elderflower champagne!
Unknown User
No offence to Blue but I wouldn't want one, take me a day to get there and possibly 10 years to be invited lol
That said, I hope you have a great bash.
celestria
Sex God
Quote by Paddy
No offence to Blue but I wouldn't want one, take me a day to get there and possibly 10 years to be invited lol

10 years to recover maybe :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by celestria
No offence to Blue but I wouldn't want one, take me a day to get there and possibly 10 years to be invited lol

10 years to recover maybe :lol: :lol:......
Well If I had an invite - i'd let you know - I as an Irishman normally recover the next day! lol
MikeC
Sex God
i would bring my grey boxers and my new dementor outfit
tigersgobounce69
Casanova
Vodka Jelly (the famous tatty vodka jelly)
Chocolate...lots and lots and lots of chocolate
Pizza......
Are we in??????
sandybeach1
Sexpert
I would peep in from outside and hope that Stevie would notice and bring me some ginger beer out :high-smile:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Vodka Jelly (the famous tatty vodka jelly)
Chocolate...lots and lots and lots of chocolate
Pizza......
Are we in??????

Depends on whether your pizza has pineapple on it or not..... :giggle:
bluexxx
Sex God
No pineapple.
And certainly NO boxer shorts!!!!
Angel_Chat
Sex God
...bring her an ice cream glass, filled with some of the Baileys so many other people have brought, and give her a badge saying "Sapphire" :lol2: