Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

what have you got on your computer table???

last reply
165 replies
8.1k views
15 watchers
0 likes
Quote by da69ve
I can't take it anymore ....all these messy desks!.....i'm not coming back in this thread again until you all do something about your desks!!

rolleyes redface lol biggrin 69position If you saw my desk, you would never come back again, junk, junk, junk and still more!!!
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Reading left to right I have -
Marilyn Manson cd case ( disc is playing at the mo)
green ' ' pen laid @45 degrees (approx)
mouse mat and mouse
empty beer glass (gimme two mins lol )
and thats the lot
right, let me sort out that beer glass :lol: :lol:

Marilyn Manson and beer .. hmmmmm I'm on my way :twisted:
C x
glass of chardonnay
phone
packet of fags
ashtray
lighter
cds
web cam
diary
nail file
tweezers
couple of photos
lead for digital camera
mirror
pet cat
loads of dust redface
postcard from best mate
mobile
avon brochure
bit that fell off my chair
phone
mousemat
golf tee?
oh dear lord redface
Ok
Screen
Subwoofer, with 6 tweeters spread round the room
Keyboard
3 towers
Belkin switch box (to change between towers),
Audio switch box
Technics 1210's
JL Amplifier
another audio switch box
Lamp
cd's (including for some reason, soundtrack to the film cocktail!! surprisedops: )
1 large box of vinyl (underneath)
1 ashtray
marlboro lights
and a dan up strawberry drink :P
hmmm.....
seeing as i intend to have a BIG tidy up today, and i'll miss all the clutter that has been on this table... some of which has been on here since i wrote my first list...... (mainly to impress sunbunny!)
A mobile
credit card.
a phone number written in eyeliner from the Nottingham munch.
two pens and a pencil
a "notice left/you were out" card wih the date 20/07/05
a box of Swan filters
An alarm clock
a lighter
a pouch of Golden Virginia and a pack of green Rizlas
an empty tobacco tin (open)
a tabacco tin lid being used as an ashtray
loose swan filters (about 10)
2 boxes of matches
a Rizla warning paper.
a tube of superglue.
a reciept from a jewellers.
a tesco card.
a one pence piece.
an O2 mobile top up card
a plastic card for access to an amusement arcade toilet.
a cigarette box top, open with an unknown mobile number on it.
2 digital cameras, both a bit broken.
a rubber letter-sorting thumb thimble.
a beermat.
a pair of headphones.
an amazing amount of coffee stains/tobacco bits and dust...
Right , now to get this lot binned/ tidied away/ smoked...
shocking
Quote by Colts23
oh dear lord redface
Ok
Screen
Subwoofer, with 6 tweeters spread round the room
Keyboard
3 towers
Belkin switch box (to change between towers),
Audio switch box
Technics 1210's
JL Amplifier
another audio switch box
Lamp
cd's (including for some reason, soundtrack to the film cocktail!! surprisedops: )
1 large box of vinyl (underneath)
1 ashtray
marlboro lights
and a dan up strawberry drink :P

you don't get out much, do you colts? lol
On my desk where the laptop sits .............. are.....
The phone
My latest cup of coffee
In tray bursting with papers
Out tray with not quite so much paper in it....
Pens
Files galore
Reference books
Work computer
Calendar
Lists and lists of useful phone numbers
Todays access codes
Paper clips
Photo of my horses
Small walnut wearing a riding hat........ Horsey Nut....
Plus whatever else gets thrown onto it during the day........ lol
equi-princess xxx
this is keiths desk

as you can see theres that much on it i couldnt name everything so i took the pic biggrin
screen ,mouse mat,mouse epson colour printer
diary
beer tinnie from late last night
cds either blank or burnt
ruler..scale type for work
red pen ,blue pen
mobile
mug of coins
I have on top of my table
! ash try
Mobile phone
cup of tea
one ciggy lighter
One tea spoon
Its what i have underneath my table thats a bit redface
Well if no one else is going to admit to having a kettle and all the other tea/coffee making paraphernalia on the desk, I'm not going to either. redface
I have the same crap on my desk as I had when I first answered this thread weeks ago ..... oops - I'm admitting to being a lazy bastard here who doesn't clean up my desk .... hehehe..... I KNOW WHERE IT ALL IS and that suits me..... smile
empty 2l coke bottle, old slr camera, 1/2 pkt wriglleys gum, 2 haynes auto manuals, one allan key,empty box matches, rizlas, ciggy filters, tobbac, tape measure (gotta be sure i measure up smile calculator, several lighters, assorted till receipts, cd-r 50 pack, old model russian spacecraft, electric toothbrush, digital camera, pepper grinder, model tank remote control, several map, sun cream, toothpaste, hard disk drive, asssorted music cd's (approx eight) Nytol herbal sleep aid pills, screwdriver, 13A pllug, empty volvic bottle (500ml), cd eraser pen, tv remote control, fan, dect phone, old mobile, new mobile, 35mm filters, assorted bills (all paid), letter, scissors.....do i have to list everyything? sorry - i give up....
40 blank cd's
Picture of the north east view of picton-castle, in pembroke (done as an engraving and is quite nice!) needs to be on a wall tho.
Digital camera and spare batteries
Selection of cd writing pens- all of which work
Diary
2for1 cinema tickets which i got for opening my student account
Calcamulator
Tipex pen
Torch
Council tax reminder
4 day old empty cerial bowl with spoon (have been away all week!) honest
Screwdriver
Fridge freezer repair man business card
Flyers
Music sample cd's and other programs
Misc blues cd
Sound effects cd
and last but not least a chilli peppers cd.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
oh dear lord redface
Ok
Screen
Subwoofer, with 6 tweeters spread round the room
Keyboard
3 towers
Belkin switch box (to change between towers),
Audio switch box
Technics 1210's
JL Amplifier
another audio switch box
Lamp
cd's (including for some reason, soundtrack to the film cocktail!! surprisedops: )
1 large box of vinyl (underneath)
1 ashtray
marlboro lights
and a dan up strawberry drink :P

you don't get out much, do you colts? lol
hmmmm,,,,,,,does seem to be a bit geeky confused which I'm not rolleyes honest :P
ok, only geeky when it comes to music :twisted:
oh dear, I think I might fall into the geek category redface
-emty coke bottle
-programming books
-networking book
-pages of printed source code
-credit card
-smokes / lighter / ashtray
-mobile
-1 prawn cracker (slightly damaged)
Hundreds of CD's, three used mugs, 2 ink cartidges and the largest stapler in the world (its as big as a shoe..)
like some of the others we have a laptop,
but the table it is on we have
ashtray
mobile phone
candles
cup of tea
empty condom wrapper
ice poles
pen & paper
Mine is such an unbelieveable mess........
Family photos scattered around
Digital camera instructions
Many music cds
mobile phone
pens
paper
Nail varnish
Nail varnish remover
Cotton wool
Box of staples (although don't know why as haven't got a stapler!)
Nappy sacks
Mothercare card
Artists watercolour paints
Mr Cheerful book
MP3 player
Lipstick
Letter opener......good for reaching itches
PC instruction manual
Book of the human body
confused
here goes :-
74 cds
6 lighters
16 unopened letters
8 unchecked lotto tickets
pot of pens
pack of fags
2 rings
living in france mag
2 packets of print paper
wallet
phone
4 empty mouldy coffee cup ( just took to kitchen )
2 wine glasses
5 cans of beers 4 are empty
road map
business cards
matches
a rubber ( condom )
baby oil
latex glove
rizzlas
rolling tabacoo
filters
padlock
and a cuddly toy ( bear )
hhmmm desk is 1 foot by 4 foot should i get a bigger one ???
S+V
I use my coffee table as I have a laptop. On it at the mo is:
a birthday present for a friend
a bowl full of vanilla scented rosepetals
6 coasters
a cat ormanent
a vanilla scented candle
a half eaten bar of Green & Blacks mint dark chocalate (soon to be fully eaten)
a half drunk bottle of wine (soon to be fully drunk)
my laptop sits on the coffee table
1 flower arrangement
bottle of appleade
newspapers
a couple of remotes
freebie cd from paper
cd of pictures i just been saveing
pens
scruncie
ibuprofen
tinfoil
ashtray
thought my desk was really untidy until i read some of the redface
cigarettes
lighter
ashtray
coffee cup
yesterdays mail
phone
pkt biscuits (mr Bs)
pen
thats it im afraid, but just a thought maybe its being hooked on SH that makes us all so untidy browsing the forums is MUCH more important than housework
I've tidied it all up at last..... still got loads of crap on it though.
empty coffee mug.
swan filters
rizlas
lighter
ashtray
empty matchbox
tabacco tin (empty)
2 union (rep's course) CD's.
a walnut whip wrapper (vanilla flavour)
2 beer-mats.
A travel clock
ash.
dust.
coffee stains
bump...
That'd be my coffee table.
Laptop
TV and Freeview box remotes
Ashtray
Newspaper
Spangly ankle chain
:grin: :grin:
Quote by postie
I've tidied it all up at last..... still got loads of crap on it though.
empty coffee mug.
swan filters
rizlas
lighter
ashtray
empty matchbox
tabacco tin (empty)2 union (rep's course) CD's.
a walnut whip wrapper (vanilla flavour)
2 beer-mats.
A travel clock
ash.
dust.
coffee stains
bump...

Postie
If you have just tidied up, why is there still empty matchbox, empty tin, ash, dust and a coffee stain?????????????????????/ lol
Quote by Sarah
I've tidied it all up at last..... still got loads of crap on it though.
empty coffee mug.
swan filters
rizlas
lighter
ashtray
empty matchbox
tabacco tin (empty)2 union (rep's course) CD's.
a walnut whip wrapper (vanilla flavour)
2 beer-mats.
A travel clock
ash.
dust.
coffee stains
bump...

Postie
If you have just tidied up, why is there still empty matchbox, empty tin, ash, dust and a coffee stain?????????????????????/ lol
I got rid of all the accumalated crap that has built up..... and the rest is just, you know, detrius... of being on here for too long. ( should i have dusted too??? )
Quote by Sarah
I've tid...
snip
bump...

Postie
If you have just tidied up, why is there still empty matchbox, empty tin, ash, dust and a coffee stain?????????????????????/ lol
And what are you doing worrying about my dust? Ms no-numbers... thought you'd be busy tonight.... :grin: :grin: :grin:
Quote by postie
I've tid...
snip
bump...

Postie
If you have just tidied up, why is there still empty matchbox, empty tin, ash, dust and a coffee stain?????????????????????/ lol
And what are you doing worrying about my dust? Ms no-numbers... thought you'd be busy tonight.... :grin: :grin: :grin:
I am busy, I'm multi tasking, like most women do :grin: :bounce: flipa :grin: :grin: