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what have you got on your computer table???

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( should i have dusted too??? )

Tut postie smackbottom
Some guys just never learn do they? rolleyes :roll: :roll:
At least I'M housetrained! :smug: :smug: :smug:
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Postie
If you have just tidied up, why is there still empty matchbox, empty tin, ash, dust and a coffee stain?????????????????????/ lol
And what are you doing worrying about my dust? Ms no-numbers... thought you'd be busy tonight.... :grin: :grin: :grin:
I am busy, I'm multi tasking, like most women do :grin: :bounce: flipa :grin: :grin:
multi tasking is a myth.... it's just not possible.... 2 things at once! Pah! You'll be telling me you are applying your make up while you are typing your response next.... i've tried, and the mascara brush always pokes me in the eye...
Laptop
Vase of flowers
calculater
glasses case
glass of coke
bottle of coke
door keys
van keys
2 ashtrays
pile of paperwork (must go through that)
table mats
Broad band modem
mobile phone
2 packets of fags and lighters
sky remote
H's elbow
Yeah i'm sitting at the table in the breakfast room, and H is watching telly
Printer nicked from work
half done TO DO list
computer peripherals
knackered wireless mouse
digital camera
post it pad
passport
railcard
security pass for work
credit card statement
mobile phone
computer game case
desk organiser
knackered webcam
knackered mobile phone
calculator
and teacup with week old tea in it
lol :lol:
I saw this thread....looked around me....decided not to bother.....
then looked again and thought well, public humiliation might spur me into cleaning up....maybe :shock:
on my desk I have....
the usual pc stuff - scanner, mouse, monitor, speakers, keyboard, phone, fax machine, broadband box thingy, cam....
and redface
3 diaries :shock:
1 full ashtray (old fruitbowl :lol: )
1 empty coffee mug, 1 half full coffee mug, 1 coaster...
pack of ciggies, 2 lighters, box matches
4 large piles of paperwork, 6 books, mail, letter tray full of old mail :shock:
1 hole punch, 1 stapler, box of document wallets
1 desk tidy full of pens and stuff ( rolleyes @ desk tidy)
1 vanity case, 1 hairbrush, box of perfume, body spray, pack of paracetamol
1 greetings card, 2 framed photos
1 plate surprised
a CD, 2 notebooks, mobile, chequebook
notepad and a sheet of a4 which doubles as a jotter/mousemat/coaster
and a couple of stray pens
Pass me a binbag please!! :oops:
Her I sit in the attic.. believe me you can see the joists. My list...
Two monitors
Keyboard
PC Switch
Main PC
Games PC
web cam
Joy Stick
7.1 surround amp
broadband box
wireless router
4 watches (the rest are in a draw)
tyre clock
spindle of dvdrs
spindle of cdrs
spindle of burnt dvdrs
spindle of printed burnt dvdrs
stripped doen optical mouse (next project)
roll of optical cable
heat sink paste
nose hair trimmer (dont ask!)
various pens
sticky tape
tobacco tin and lighter
screen wipes (yes screen)
turn to my right and you will find
xeon sever unit
printer
yet another monitor
test bench with another pc stripped down
Its my little play room, Ive got to keep my boys toys somewhere.,.. lol
I've just moved in, so it hasn't had a chance to get too bad yet...
iPod charger
Box of DVD-Rs
CD case full of CDs
External hard drive with lots of old photos on it that I haven't got round to plugging in yet
Notes for a history essay my little sister was writing when she was here last weekend
Glass of wine
Bottle of wine
Ashtray
Cigarettes
6 lighters (I've got them everywhere, because I can never find one when I want one)
Broadband modem that doesn't bloody work (bloody AOL)
Lots of printouts of angry conversations with AOL customer service, which of course is all online instant-messaging... I wouldn't want to actually have to TALK to my customers either if I was that crap.
Lonely Planet for SE Asia
Photo paper for when I get round to printing all my photos
Phonebook
17 biros that don't work
1 biro that sort of works
Notepad covered in those weird squiggles you get from trying to get a pen to work
Nice to see this re-appear.....considering a certain member thought it was dull and boring!! rolleyes
Right here goes.....
a shit load of cd's, a diary, 2 pens, a pencil case, an earring, tweezers, a diary, letters, an old mobile fone, a webcam that doesnt work, kermit the frog and bondage bears!!! Oh and not forgetting my keyboard, mouse, screen and speakers!!!!
rolleyes
Quote by da69ve
Nice to see this re-appear.....considering a certain member thought it was dull and boring!! rolleyes

That'd be a certain ex-member, wouldn't it ???
Quote by bigDewi69
and teacup with week old tea in it

I should think that will have a nice fur coat on the surface by now... :shock:
I've just had to remove my jasmine room spray from my computer table cause the Laird keeps mistaking it for his drink :shock: :shock:
Fee
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I personally think it's impossible to keep computer desk clean - especially if you spend lots of time at it (I'm trying to keep it clean - but it's just doesn't work sad ).
So now there are (obviousle except computer and monitor):
standing clock, frame with few family pics, 2 or 3 old newspapers, 4 pens, marker, few CD's with god knows what on them, few piece of paper with important notes (I hope), PlayStation kid's computer game, glass of wine, some duracell batteries, mobile phone, lighter, cigarettes, polish-english dictionary.
And I think it's quite not-messy still :P
xxx
M
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some duracell batteries

And what would they be for ...Dont tell me a duracell bunny??? wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by Dune
some duracell batteries

And what would they be for ...Dont tell me a duracell bunny??? wink :wink: :wink:
well... it's a big pack (12 or 16) so I would say it will cover lots of stuff: discman, toothbrushes, "pink friend" (has smthing in comment with duracell's pink bunny ;) ).
xxx
M
I have a large desk so this could take a while :twisted:
Printer
Notepad,
half a packet of biscuits,
penpot,
fax machine,
stacking cassette holder (monitor stand broke),
monitor,
mouse,
lipstick,
highlighter,
cash card,
money,
mobile phone,
webcam,
couple of dvd's :twisted:
Thinks that's about it ...
Hahahahahaha, this thread is fab!
I think Jas-Tim took the record for having the most stuff (or the biggest?) computer desk, but what strikes me is how "old" some of the lists sound now.
I mean, do people still use those big clunky computers with monitors (OK, I do at work, but that's cos work are shite)? And not an iPad in sight!!!
SO, I do have a computer desk, but nothing is on it at the moment, other than a pen and my work diary. I did clearly throw the empty bottle of milkshake away.
My laptop is on my bed.
My iPad is on the floor.
My phone is also on the bed.
You?????
Laptop on bed.
Desk is for written work.
You're right - how quickly techy stuff moves on!
Printer.
Telly.
glasses.
wallet.
choccy biccies.
lighter fuel for zippo.
book.
various items of post.
This was my desk on Monday night redface

I think Mr Powers will be very happy :lol2:
Other than the puter and the mouse -
2 packs of cigasrettes, one full one empty
loo roll (for the leaking eyes)
photo of me and sam (responsible for the leaking eyes)
two empty mugs
one empty glass
one plate
one bowl (on top of the plate)
two lighters
a smelly candle
a box of cherries
a penny
two lighters
Now 85 CD's dunno where the case went???
and a very full heart shaped ashtray
Time to tidy up i think banghead:banghead:
Monitor
Blu ray player
Keyboard
Empty bottle of powerade and lucozade
Earphones
Xbkox360 controller
iPhone
Cn of lynx deodorant
Broken hanger
Few coins
Mouse
That's actually very tidy for me.....will get a photo later
my computer table is large and to be honest its a bit of a tip.
so im getting rid of my desktop and buying a laptop.
throwing out the desk and replacing it with a small laptop table.
it will make me sort things out instead of just leaving them on the desk.
it will also help with my maoam addiction as the desk is littered with sweet wrappers.
damn asda £1 offers:mad:
Quote by MikeC
Monitor
Blu ray player
Keyboard
Empty bottle of powerade and lucozade
Earphones
Xbkox360 controller
iPhone
Cn of lynx deodorant
Broken hanger
Few coins
Mouse
That's actually very tidy for me.....will get a photo later

What I should have said is that my mac, xbox, router, 2 external hdds are in the drawer. I am typing on ipad at the moment.
about 30,000 tonnes of landfill
went all laptoppy about 6 years ago and with Liza being all minimalist anything on top of it is also under the landfill rolleyes
My computer desk is my dining room table..so other than the lappy and a few letters, some photos, a can of deodarant and a Revernd and the makers cd and the obligatory cup of coffee, not a lot smile
ive not had a computer table for years, the desk is now transformed with other stuff into a cake decorating room
basically my knee is the computer desk and it has a lappy lol or a cat and a lappy lol
Quote by tigersgobounce69
My computer desk is my dining room table..so other than the lappy and a few letters, some photos, a can of deodarant and a Revernd and the makers cd and the obligatory cup of coffee, not a lot smile

Ditto re the dining table and mine only has an ashtray, cigs and lighter and a notepad and pen on it. I like tidy :-)
Quote by tigersgobounce69
My computer desk is my dining room table..so other than the lappy and a few letters, some photos, a can of deodarant and a Revernd and the makers cd and the obligatory cup of coffee, not a lot smile

Can I just add, that the above has now grown to include a ready meal (cooked), a juice drink, a mobile phone and a different lappy!!!
Quote by Calista
I have a large desk so this could take a while :twisted:
Printer
Notepad,
half a packet of biscuits,
penpot,
fax machine,
stacking cassette holder (monitor stand broke),
monitor,
mouse,
lipstick,
highlighter,
cash card,
money,
mobile phone,
webcam,
couple of dvd's :twisted:
Thinks that's about it ...

Still have a large desk, but taken over by gaming kids now, so I have a smaller one in our office containing:
Printer/scanner
Ergo mouse and keyboard
Extension lead
Laptop stand
Drinks coaster
That's for when I'm working/studying. Otherwise I have two laptops, one lives under the sofa and one either on my knee or on said stand!
Tablet lives in my bag and phone is rarely out of reaching distance!