what have you got on your computer table???

1 Jul 2005

Davej

you ever thought about getting a skip!....how bloody big is your computer desk

148 cm long and 76 cm wide
I'm great at packing biggrin

Venus

She talks more than me, and I do believe she is messier.
There is hope for me yet!

I totally dispute that lol

:lol: :lol:
I forgot to mention tom tom and 4 detachable suspenders :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

1 Jul 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Apparently she has a Trannie on her PC desk too :P . Big Desk ?
Judy

Well hopefully there will be another one soon :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll make room biggrin

Jas
XXX

1 Jul 2005

Come on time to tidy up!

1 Jul 2005

Quote by da69ve
Come on time to tidy up!

Shocking da69ve.. there's dust on your keyboard!

1 Jul 2005

Ummm...
A PC tower case (its a normal desk so no special shelf)
TFT Monitor
Optical mouse & (obsolete) mousemat
USB ADSL modem
USB Webcam
XBOX Arcade joystick (connected with a usb adapter)
Speakers
A small teddybead (from fathers day)
PC microphone
GBA Flash linker
Battery charger with 2 ni-mh AA batteries in it
USB cable for my digital camera
IRDA adapter for my mobile phone
A large class of cold diet-cola
A Sega Dreamcast & Pad
A dusty braun electric shaver
A large alledgedly ergonomic keyboard
A CORE evaluation form confused

A business card from a games company
2 more rechargable aa batteries
A Nintendo DS (containing Zookeeper game)
A pc headphones&mic headset
A book "How to program 2d games in Blitz Basic"
A few CDRs
A few DVDRs
I think thats about it...

1 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
Half full family bag of Minstrels
Bottle Opener!!!! :cheers:
pen / pencil
Quizmail questions (ALL 150 of them!!!)
Empty Purse :upset:
Bearma Sutra Ornament (still in box as too rude for daughter to see :crazy:
Digital camera
A Paper Heart made by my daughter :love:
Not as bad as some of you lot, mind you the bin beside me is full of bottles and rubbish!!!!!
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Need to amend == Minstrels are no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 Jul 2005

On my desk there is:
A picture of my nextdoor neighbours old dog
A clock/calculater/pen holder thingy
An empty beer can
One empty bottle of beer ( soon to be replaced by a full one :cheers: )
One empty cup
Two Mr Kippling cake foil thingy's ( empty )
One empty bag of seabrook plain crisps
A bathroom cleaner spray dunno

A tube of lens & keyboard wipes :gagged:
A box of nose blackhead remover strips.........
Two slices of Mr Kippling country slices ( soon to be no more )
One mouse mat
Various pens
Blank cd's
Blank dvd's
Various bits of paper with names and numbers on & Ad no's on of certain people.... :gagged:
And a spare loo roll redface

1 Jul 2005

did any of you have these guys come round for location shots by any chance dunno

1 Jul 2005

Errrrm, OK I am going to be honest...
I have, from left to right:
A carved Easter island-type head that someone bought because it looks like me.
A packet of Sudafed, half empty (had a terrible sinus cold...sniff)
A pint glass with coke in it.
A pint glass with mould in it.
A "Daddy" picture frame with a pic of me and my 2 year old.
Obligatory packet of fags and lighter.
a "It's legal in Amsterdam!" ashtray.
A packet of Dental floss
A 12x8 Pic of my son
an "Arsenal - Invincibles" mouse mat.
Mouse.
A digital camera
Web cam
Raid fly and insect spray
My PC
A packet of baby wipes
then on the desk to my right is a shit load of paperwork and a phone.
Me thinks there should be a cleaning product or two.... redface

1 Jul 2005

Quote by postie
Come on time to tidy up!

Shocking da69ve.. there's dust on your keyboard!
Yes your right didn't notice untill after i took the pic......its been dealt with now though!! redface

1 Jul 2005

Quote by davej
did any of you have these guys come round for location shots by any chance

Nice one dave! biggrin

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

1 Jul 2005

I have a huge pile of unsorted paperwork, including some 17th century vellum documents. Really should take more care of those redface

Various pens and pencils, mostly in the pen holder
two mouse mats and a wrist rest shaped like a hippo
a lamp
some hand cream
needle and threads
packet of sugar free gum
packet of sugar free mints
voucher for use on the 1901 census web site
voucher for another on line family history site
pair of scissors
two small Care Bears (wish bear and love-a-lot bear) lol

stapler
small emeryboard
coaster on which stands a fresh cup of tea smile

Not sure if there is any dust on the desk as I can't see most of it through all the crap on top cool

Tracy-Jayne

1 Jul 2005

This one's abit full now.....will try and get an empty one for you later!

1 Jul 2005

Here it is in all its glory...

And yes, I'm a leftie. biggrin

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Andy_Wakefield
Here it is in all its glory...

And yes, I'm a leftie.

:rotflmao: Is that my avatar I see on your screen Andy? cool

T-J

1 Jul 2005

Yes it is, well spotted. :shock:
I guess its the only way I will get you on my computer table. redface

1 Jul 2005

a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
two pain killers
a creasant ( that stretches your lobes )
giles peterson cd
a pen
cuddley toy cuddley toy lol

an o2 sim card
dust
lamp
27 pence in coppers
a nose stud
can i go to now ya nosey bugger postie
next you will be asking for my bank details and how bigs me cock ffs :lol:
x rache x

1 Jul 2005

Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
two pain killers
a creasant ( that stretches your lobes )
giles peterson cd
a pen
cuddley toy cuddley toy
an o2 sim card
dust
lamp
27 pence in coppers
a nose stud
can i go to now ya nosey bugger postie
next you will be asking for my bank details and how bigs me cock ffs :lol:
x rache x

Not bothered about your bank details..............................but how big is your cock? :twisted: :lol:
Jas
XXX

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
two pain killers
a creasant ( that stretches your lobes )
giles peterson cd
a pen
cuddley toy cuddley toy
an o2 sim card
dust
lamp
27 pence in coppers
a nose stud
can i go to now ya nosey bugger postie
next you will be asking for my bank details and how bigs me cock ffs :lol:
x rache x

Not bothered about your bank details..............................but how big is your cock? :twisted: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Damn , you beat me too it.....
Guess I'll just have to ask.... why'd you want your lobes stretched? Do you have unfeasibley small lobes or something?

1 Jul 2005

Quote by postie
Completely pointless in a way, but it may give an insight into how different people are. What do you have on your table right now that isn't part of your computer.
On my computer table at the moment are these things:
Half a cup of cold coffee, a green lighter, a mobile phone, a tobacco tin open and empty, a beer mat with scribbled email addy's on it, an almost full purple ashtray, a box of filters for roll up fags, a clock, two pens and a chewed pencil, a box of matches, a wrist-watch, my Royal Mail identity badge, a piece of notepaper with an hotel address in Leeds, another pen. and two 1p pieces....
psychoanalyze that!

How much time have you got???...........A lot, too numerous to mention : next question???

1 Jul 2005

Well pc ,monitor, webcam,printer
then here goes....lol
coffee stained coaster
time to surf mouse mat
around 40 cd's need to be put away!
numerous bank statements and bits of paper with peoples addys on and add numbers for perveing at he he he lol

ontop...reels of cotton and needles, a vase, 2 gel candle thingys
a statue of lovers mmm
a broken remote control plane(hubbis he crashed it on holls needs new wings aww)
encyclopedia of world war two dvd collection
ted baker pink baseball cap
several hair bobbles
a picture my daughter made awww :lol:
two brownie badges ready to be sewn on...
oh and a huge souveneir cigar from myorca(now i know thats not how it is spelt but i have had three blue wkd's lol)
underneath lots of dust paperwork and a sewing machine!
now i hope i havent sent you all to sleep lol
love peppsxxxxxx wink

1 Jul 2005

Right now I have my laptop on the dinning table so here goes.
My bra, jeans and t-shirt I've just taken off
Remains of the tea and toast I've just eaten
Box of tissues
My pencil case
Diary
Tomato sauce
A number of pens where the kids have been colouring
Hair spray
Two other mugs
A few jelly babies
Pencil sharpener
Road map
Hair straighteners
Empty sandwich bag dunno

Place mats
A comb
Ruler
redface

1 Jul 2005

This is starting to sound like a stock list from one of them.....'anything for a pound' shops.

1 Jul 2005

3 rubber ducks
a splodge of inidentified substance
hand grenade
photo of ..., well, never mind,
3 cds
partridge looking for a pair tree
marigolds
nothing unusual, as you can see.

1 Jul 2005

Not too bad really lol
mouse pad
mouse
digital camera
notepad
pen
phone
tv remote
ashtray
fags n lighter
half drunk cup of coffee on a coaster
new mobile phone book of instructions
Motown Chartbusters cd cover
Tweezers
Glasses case
but then ive 3 shelves with this desk
be here a week if i went through that lot :shock:

1 Jul 2005

OMG errrmmm
well the obvious
Monitor
keyboard
mouse
dirty mug
3 empty crisp packets
tube of sweets the nippers saving till 2morrow
box of fag filters
2 packets of paper
3 CDs not in case
2 empty glasses
a job application form not filled in yet
speakers are under there somewhere lol
a lamp
and a ice sucker stick confused

P.S are u left handed andy_wakefield? lol

2 Jul 2005

The items on the table in the dining-room where the laptop is are:-
The box and instructions for a sony clie...
The house phone..
Schott's original miscellany...
My mobile...
A banana milkshake for later...
BSPS review..
two pens..
the laptop of course...
a bob and tom cd cover...
and last but not least........ Max... my cat keping me company.... lol
equi-princess xxx

2 Jul 2005

my dick !!! biggrin

2 Jul 2005

Quote by tonysb09
my dick !!!

Daft sod!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

2 Jul 2005

me ?? well i do try my best......besides someones gotta lower the tone....might as well be me .!!!!
as i dont have anythin else on my desk....