What's the correct etiquette .....

2 Aug 2014

.....when someone lets one go mid shag?
Stop?
Laugh?
Check for follow through?
Plug the hole?

3 Aug 2014

don a gas mask? (if only discretely)

3 Aug 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
.....when someone lets one go mid shag?
Stop?
Laugh?
Check for follow through?
Plug the hole?

If it's a wet sounding fart, you'll know you need to run for cover bolt

Overall you should definitely laugh, it helps to errr break the ice. Parrrrrrrp lol

3 Aug 2014

on the same theme (apologies for the hijack) -
If a burrrp at the end of a meal is a sign of appreciation, what does a mid coital fart signify?

3 Aug 2014

just make sure its not this girl !!!!

3 Aug 2014

Quote by deancannock
just make sure its not this girl !!!!

Whooops :shock:

3 Aug 2014

Quote by deancannock
just make sure its not this girl !!!!

Ewwww!! :eeek:

4 Aug 2014

That's not '2 girls and 1 cup' is it?

4 Aug 2014

i just giggle a bit and say oops lol

4 Aug 2014

If she farts mid shag I just say "ffs, yer sister doesn't do that"

4 Aug 2014

Deal-breaker - Standard :shock:

30 Sep 2014

I have never experienced a girl's fart during sex. How come you ladies have such good control of your insides/buttocks? Maybe that is why some of you eat so little when we take you out for dinner...so that you are prepared for the night ahead. Whereas we stuff ourselves oblivious to the consequences hours later.

30 Sep 2014

Quote by 50ShadesOfBlue
I have never experienced a girl's fart during sex.

:shock:
One of us must be doing it wrong then!
;)

30 Sep 2014

Fanny farts don't count right?

30 Sep 2014

ialways thought a fanny fartws whentheguyeitherwasntlarge enough and there was air being 'pumped' in or he was small enough that he kept slipping out again 'pumping' air in lol. either way fanny farts are not great.... normalfarts are a giggly time and yes have ended some playing but purely from lack of concentration