... when the Remain campaigner told me today, with a perfectly straight face, that leaving Europe would plunge us back into our "traditional sexual repression", from which we have been liberated by the influence of the French, Italians, etc etc blah blah blah.
It seems the 'No sex please, we're British' stereotype is as alive and well as it's ever been and the rest of the world still thinks Mary Whitehouse was a representative cross-section of the British psyche. That's really just too funny to be offensive so I just nodded and said, "Yes, thank you for the enlightenment. It's certainly fortunate that we have a plentiful supply of storks here in the UK, otherwise we'd have gone extinct centuries ago."
For the record, I've been all around the world and as far as I can tell, with the possible exception of Ireland, no-one's anywhere near as sexy as us.
So there!