Hi
We are looking to meet an attractive female to join us in girl on girl and girl on guy fun, we are very very genuine. my partner (tracy) has done this before but i have not. we are looking to arrange something for this Saturday.
Tracy is 5''3 brown hair very very attractive )(Tasmin Outwaite look a like) (28)
David is 5''8 11 stone good body mousey brown hair. (25)
This is very genuine add, please get intouch if your interested. We would like to talk on the phone etc before meeting up to not waste any of our time.
Please only reply if your 100% genuine, no time wasters please (jesus that sounds like im selling a car) ahhahahha
We are in the Surrey are but can travel
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100 percent genuine add
Quote by Bloke2005
Actually - I wasn't sure on this one and thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt but you're 100% right mister :thumbup:
Surely anyone that posts an ad. with that title and then posts a picture of a celebrity in their profile has got it coming.....
Isn't it that women who used to be on 'Brookside', Jennifer something or another?
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Actually - I wasn't sure on this one and thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt but you're 100% right mister :thumbup:
Surely anyone that posts an ad. with that title and then posts a picture of a celebrity in their profile has got it coming.....
Isn't it that women who used to be on 'Brookside', Jennifer something or another?
I thought it was Paris Hilton... but then you're asking the wrong bloke
I've got a crick in my neck from turning my head sideways to see if you can see up the leg of his shorts in his avatar :rascal:Guys - who's the girl in the pic please? :P
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Has someone reported the pic yet????????????
Quote by Bloke2005
Actually - I wasn't sure on this one and thought I'd give it the benefit of the doubt but you're 100% right mister :thumbup:
Surely anyone that posts an ad. with that title and then posts a picture of a celebrity in their profile has got it coming.....
Isn't it that women who used to be on 'Brookside', Jennifer something or another?
I thought it was Paris Hilton... but then you're asking the wrong bloke
I've got a crick in my neck from turning my head sideways to see if you can see up the leg of his shorts in his avatar :rascal:Guys - who's the girl in the pic please? :P
Its Jennifer Ellison.
Quote by northwest-cpl
I'm surprised no one's commented about what he's looking for yet ... everything from a gay male couple to a gay female couple and all points between. There must be someone out there that fits the bill, go on, give him a chance. And some people trust profiles.
Damn.....i'm slipping,shoulda noticed that sooner! :lol:
Quote by da69ve
I'm surprised no one's commented about what he's looking for yet ... everything from a gay male couple to a gay female couple and all points between. There must be someone out there that fits the bill, go on, give him a chance. And some people trust profiles.
Damn.....i'm slipping,shoulda noticed that sooner! :lol:
I read the text rather than perve at the pics.
OMG...... i am amazed. ok here goes. Its a shame that i have to do this to justify ourselves. Iam married but am having an affair as my marriage is basically over, and visa vesa. we have been seeing each other for 2 years in October.
We wanted to get another woman involved in our relationship as Tracy has done this before and has always said she would love to do it with me. Jesus christ is this what you have to do just to be taken seriousley, to be honest its probably easier just to go and go to a hight class escort company. The reason why there is no photo is because i can not upload photos from what and its a bit hard to do from home. This is why i said on my original add we would like to talk on the phone etc...i.e. exchange pictures.
this is pathetic! This is a genuine add and those of you who thinks it not please dont reply, if you feel you have to take the piss please do it elsewhere.
We are both down to earth easy going up for a laugh people...please only reply if your genuine.
Dave.
We wanted to get another woman involved in our relationship as Tracy has done this before and has always said she would love to do it with me. Jesus christ is this what you have to do just to be taken seriousley, to be honest its probably easier just to go and go to a hight class escort company. The reason why there is no photo is because i can not upload photos from what and its a bit hard to do from home. This is why i said on my original add we would like to talk on the phone etc...i.e. exchange pictures.
this is pathetic! This is a genuine add and those of you who thinks it not please dont reply, if you feel you have to take the piss please do it elsewhere.
We are both down to earth easy going up for a laugh people...please only reply if your genuine.
Dave.
Yeah but no but yeah but no . . . Oh my god I so can't beleive you just said that !
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Do you expect people to beleive you are genuine and worth getting involved with when you post a picture of Jennifer Ellisson as your profile pic - seriously man credit where credit is due and your Amex has just been cut in two
SC
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Do you expect people to beleive you are genuine and worth getting involved with when you post a picture of Jennifer Ellisson as your profile pic - seriously man credit where credit is due and your Amex has just been cut in two
SC
Quote by northwest-cpl
I'm surprised no one's commented about what he's looking for yet ... everything from a gay male couple to a gay female couple and all points between. There must be someone out there that fits the bill, go on, give him a chance. And some people trust profiles.
So is there a 'gay male couple' who wishes to meet Jennifer Ellison? If so, then plese reply to the guy who posted this thread?
Quote by David6969
i am a bit confused, What are you all talking about Jennifer Ellison for, i had a pic of her on my profile ages ago for a laugh..... i'm confused!!! please explain?
this is starting to be more hassle than its worth.
Well, let's put it this way...the pics on your profile are meant to be of you and your partner....did you honestly not realise that?
:roll: :roll:And it' s there now....not 'ages ago' :roll: :roll: :roll:
hahahhahha.. did you think i was putting jennifer ellison as my partner??? sorry i did not relalise i had to put my partners pic on my add no!!!
what are you all going on about ''reporting the pic''....
i cant remember who said it on the last post ''this guy is obviousley taking the piss'' i think not my friend, believe me i have better things to do with my time than sit here and piss people off.... maybe you think its a bit too good to be true...thats fine..... but please give me some credit.
I will do my best to get a pic of Tracy on here.......... this shouldnt be this hard, we are two good looking people just looking for a female to join us, surley this should be easier than this.
Sorry about the picture situation, i realise this looks abit stange, but we are 100 percent genuine.
what are you all going on about ''reporting the pic''....
i cant remember who said it on the last post ''this guy is obviousley taking the piss'' i think not my friend, believe me i have better things to do with my time than sit here and piss people off.... maybe you think its a bit too good to be true...thats fine..... but please give me some credit.
I will do my best to get a pic of Tracy on here.......... this shouldnt be this hard, we are two good looking people just looking for a female to join us, surley this should be easier than this.
Sorry about the picture situation, i realise this looks abit stange, but we are 100 percent genuine.
Quote by David6969
hahahhahha.. did you think i was putting jennifer ellison as my partner??? sorry i did not relalise i had to put my partners pic on my add no!!!
what are you all going on about ''reporting the pic''....
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"The reason why people are going on about reporting the pic" :thumbup:
Quote by David6969
Thats Sheddy, at last someone friendly....
Friendly my arse :shock:
The reason people have doubts is because you turn up claiming to have a partner that looks like some bird of Eastenders but with brown hair
and when they click on your profile to check out your claim they see some blonde bird who used to be in Brookie :? :? :? You claim that you didn't know the pictures on your profile were meant to be of you and your partner :? So I guess you've NEVER checked other peoples profiles or adverts because if so surely you'd have noticed that they were 100 Perecent Genuine Pictures :? :? :? :?
Now You can't really blame folk for being sceptical can you especially since you use the phrase 100 Perecent Genuine than use a picture of some Scouse woman off of the TV
What the fuck do i have to do to confince people one here, surely some people can be genuine. Surley there must be some action that takes place, or is it just full of people who feel they have to take this piss out of other people all day cause they have nothing better to do?
Plus Sheddy, you dont seem to be a bi female, so why are you even replying to the add anyway.... so run along and play nicely with the other children.
For Fuck sake...........tell me what i need to do to convince and i do it, i have spoken to mal and asked him the remove the jennifer picture...hows that....Jesus give us a chance!!
Plus Sheddy, you dont seem to be a bi female, so why are you even replying to the add anyway.... so run along and play nicely with the other children.
For Fuck sake...........tell me what i need to do to convince and i do it, i have spoken to mal and asked him the remove the jennifer picture...hows that....Jesus give us a chance!!
Quote by David6969
What the fuck do i have to do to confince people one here, surely some people can be genuine. Surley there must be some action that takes place, or is it just full of people who feel they have to take this piss out of other people all day cause they have nothing better to do?
Plus Sheddy, you dont seem to be a bi female, so why are you even replying to the add anyway.... so run along and play nicely with the other children.
For Fuck sake...........tell me what i need to do to convince and i do it, i have spoken to mal and asked him the remove the jennifer picture...hows that....Jesus give us a chance!!
mate, you aint helping yourself here, not one little bit.
popcorn anyone?
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