13th Aug. BBQ & Social party * 1 * SLEEPS TO GO!!!!

9 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
tatty and essexlady have already got the gaffer tape ready if i dont.....
MikeC

Well, it might save you the bother of shaving or waxing :eeek:

9 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC

I also promise not to get my wilie out in public
MikeC

PAH!!!!!!!! ya think you're gettin away with that one?????? :twisted:
ITS A SOCIAL!!!!!
which means i am behaving!!!!!!!!
tatty and essexlady have already got the gaffer tape ready if i dont.....
MikeC
Baggsie I get a go......RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP***!!**!**!**** :twisted:

10 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim

tatty and essexlady have already got the gaffer tape ready if i dont.....
MikeC

Well, it might save you the bother of shaving or waxing :eeek:
ouch dont give tatty or essexlady that idea...... blody hell i am not going to sleep now.
Tatty save me pls pls pls

10 Aug 2005

Mike it won't do you any good pleading to tatty, especially when you use a bigT. (makes a mental note to bring the savlon for Mike). cool

10 Aug 2005

ermm MikeC... why??

ive lost my cock can anyone help me find it please big reward will be given.

Big reward for small things??? ffs...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
only three sleeps.... ermm well maybe might be only two or.. **looks around** none... lmao wink

tatty
**loads up TomTom for tatty's** put the kettle on.. be right round
**runs off to pack a five day suitcase** Opps forgot the razor.. tatty can i borrow yours?? :giggle:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

10 Aug 2005

WOOOHOOOO 3 sleeps to go :bounce:
Just to let you all know... my house is full for the weekend...
If I have not already spoken to you to confirm your place.... sorry redface

Please I would much appreciate it now if no one else could ask to join us, as i really hate having to say no. But I will have to on this occasion....
Thankyou to you all for your interest and really really look forward to seeing you all on Saturday :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
:beer: :smoke: drinkies

:thrilled: :karaoke:
So, a SOCIAL party at my house! Hopefully you can still make it, but there are a couple of rules on attending to make life easier and to keep costs down...
For gawds sake... bring your own booze!! If you don't.. you'll be on tap water...
Please bring something to nibble, doesn't matter what it is, but it'll be thrown on a plate, in a bowl, whatever... and everyone can tuck in... doesn't have to be amazing, a party pack of something or other, or something you dug out of the back of the cupboard. Anyhows, whatever you bring will be appreciated...
No squabbling, any hostilities are left at the door, it's my house and it's got enough room for anyone to avoid people they don't like... and you can call a truce for an evening...
Lastly... please remember it's a social.... if it turns into anything else then it does, but don't turn up thinking it'll be an orgy... Still, make sure you have clean undies on just in case....
Ok... see you at mine, my house , my party , my rules... nerrr... :rude: :2fingers:

10 Aug 2005

woo hoo... not long now!
(and it is at YOUR house ... right???)

11 Aug 2005

Bring a brolly peeps - looks like rain.
But maybe that's just my pesmistic side.
confused

:? :? :? :? :? :?

11 Aug 2005

Thats not rain thats me crying because tabbi, tatty and essexlady have decided to wax me!!!!
MikeC

11 Aug 2005

wooooooooohooooooo
just gota help with that MikeC
i will hold the ...............................................wax smile

hehehehehe
and tweezers at the ready in case they miss any :twisted:

11 Aug 2005

Quote by Bassman
Mike it won't do you any good pleading to tatty, especially when you use a bigT. (makes a mental note to bring the savlon for Mike).

D'you know summink Bassman mate.... I like a man who pays attention wink

See you Saturday sweetheart
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

11 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
woo hoo... not long now!
(and it is at YOUR house ... right???)

Yes my sweet... its at my house.... :therethere:
Can't wait to see you and hold you again kiss

11 Aug 2005

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:

Quote by MikeC
Thats not rain thats me crying because tabbi, tatty and essexlady have decided to wax me!!!!
MikeC

11 Aug 2005

Ohhhhhhhhh please please cna I help wax MikeC. I'll pin him down while you girls strip him.
Can we do his back and crack and sack as well, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

11 Aug 2005

Oh if you are gonna back crack and sack him I will help too, I will make sure he has something in his mouth to stop him screamng
he he he

11 Aug 2005

Fooking Hell, last time i came round to tattys i was a tea gimp
now i am a wax gimp for all you women smile

jesus i bet some1 is going to then fook me with a strapon as well
as long as its not a wooden one.
MikeC

11 Aug 2005

Quote by oliveoyl
Oh if you are gonna back crack and sack him I will help too, I will make sure he has something in his mouth to stop him screamng
he he he

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Me sees oliveoyl with teeth marks in places that she will have problems explaining to her GP....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Aug 2005

he he he he
heres hoping
lol

:lol: :lol:
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:19 pm Post subject:
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Fooking Hell, last time i came round to tattys i was a tea gimp
now i am a wax gimp for all you women
jesus i bet some1 is going to then fook me with a strapon as well
as long as its not a wooden one
It can be arranged babe just say the word!!! wink

11 Aug 2005

Tsk .... such a slut, look at him hoping we wont notice him trying to put ideas into our heads. I think for that he should go back to tea making gimp lol

Quote by MikeC
Fooking Hell, last time i came round to tattys i was a tea gimp
now i am a wax gimp for all you women
jesus i bet some1 is going to then fook me with a strapon as well
as long as its not a wooden one.
MikeC

11 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
Fooking Hell, last time i came round to tattys i was a tea gimp
now i am a wax gimp for all you women
jesus i bet some1 is going to then fook me with a strapon as well
as long as its not a wooden one.
MikeC

Who needs the strap-on Mike? Oh, well. If you insist.
Chris

12 Aug 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Fooking Hell, last time i came round to tattys i was a tea gimp
now i am a wax gimp for all you women
jesus i bet some1 is going to then fook me with a strapon as well
as long as its not a wooden one.
MikeC

Who needs the strap-on Mike? Oh, well. If you insist.
Chris
give it to me baby uhh uhhh........
sorry opps playing an old 1999 song there.
i am not puting ideas in your heads girls the ideas were already there I am helping you find them, as i have heard a small rumour that women cant read maps ;)
PMSL
MikeC

12 Aug 2005

OK, ok It's official... I will be found hiding in the shed from any behaviour involving Waxing... Strap-ons... or any form of non SOCIAL behaviour.....
Oh just a thought for you all... anyone found not sticking to the rules of my social party.... lol

get the pleasure :twisted: of tigersgobounce69 sorting them out rotflmao

I know I WILL be behaving biggrin

cause i am good girl :giggle: :angel:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
OK, ok It's official... I will be found hiding in the shed from any behaviour involving Waxing... Strap-ons... or any form of non SOCIAL behaviour.....
Oh just a thought for you all... anyone found not sticking to the rules of my social party.... get the pleasure :twisted: of tigersgobounce69 sorting them out

I know I WILL be behaving cause i am good girl :giggle: :angel:

Can I book in for an 8:30 misbehaving session?
Please Mrs. Bounce.

12 Aug 2005

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
:laughabove:
you do make me chuckle....... :giggle: redface

12 Aug 2005

cough.... erm... i mean bump

12 Aug 2005

Tatty did we not tell you it will be haperning in the Shed ;)
and Mrs Tiggers sorting me out hmmmmm now i dont know whether to be scared or turned on..... sorry tiggers ;)
marms i want the sesion i dont want ur sloppy seconds mate. Sorry
cough cough cough...... no actually i am coughing!!!!!
MikeC

12 Aug 2005

We'll be there too!
Providing we find the place that is...! wink

Busty Wench and MrJD xxx

12 Aug 2005

hope you have a fantastic time tomorrow peeps drinkies

Lucy xxxxxxx

13 Aug 2005

Hi Guys,
Its 640am and we are just about to leave........ nervous excited happy etc
Have a safe journey guys and we will see you soon
Olive

13 Aug 2005

i am about to leave to... just about to have a shower, quick change, throw stuff into bag... then off... see you all in a bit.........