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19 year old lad wants to gain experince -in Scunthorpe!

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Hi
im a 19 year old lad who lives in Scunthorpe wanting to try Lots and lots of dirty stuff, ive only ever done the usual stuff (sex ) but want to try LOTS and LOTS more, may i say aswell i am only attracted to WOMEN, no offence to gays but i ONLY like WOMEN (sexually)
i can travel about 40 miles max from scunthorpe, im 5ft 9, brown hair, blue eyes, im very slim and havent got much weight on me but im quite energetic ;-)
my other 'shags' commencted on the size of my dick, they didnt say it was the biggest they saw but ALL the women HONESTLY said it was quite big for my age
I just want to try loads and experiment with dirty sexual 'stuff', the ONLY thing im not into is whipping, i dont really wanna be wipped!
what I want to try is this:
Been TOTALLY deepthroated(choking and all), golden showers (giving and reciving), fisting, arse shagging (giving or reciving, but obviosuly recieved with a dildo because im WOMEN only rememebr) sticking objects up a womens arse and cunt:-), and Will do lots more just ask me and ill tell ;-)
i dont know how to put a picture on here but if any of you on here now are on msn add me:
, once u add me then i can talk to you and Ill send you my picture
I have got a alien SEX drive i think about it all the time the only bad things is i cannot get sex all the time
my only downside is im a little shy but once we meet and get going ill totally lose my shyness i promise :-)
get in touch ASAP im waiting with a throbbig cock for you
Jeez it's a good job you are shy with all the things you want, what would you want if you were outgoing? - why on earth wouldn't you want a man involved in the arse shagging, if you want to give it? Think how women feel about it lol, makes no odds whether it's a cock or a dildo I wouldn't think. confused
This is by far one of the best first posts i have read.....really made me chuckle.....i do hope you have some luck mate! lol
Quote by randyben
my other 'shags' commencted on the size of my dick, they didnt say it was the biggest they saw but ALL the women HONESTLY said it was quite big for my age

Ummm... shouldn't it have stopped growing by the time you get to nineteen? dunno
Well.... good luck, hope it all works out for you.
Quote by freckledbird
why on earth wouldn't you want a man involved in the arse shagging, if you want to give it? Think how women feel about it lol, makes no odds whether it's a cock or a dildo I wouldn't think.

Sex is % about mental stimulation. That's one of the reasons why you're probably not going to have anal sex with Champion The Wonder Horse, even if he's got a cock the same size as randyben (sorry ben); you simply don't find Champion all that sexy. (Well, I hope not... :shock: )
dear mr nvidia graphics card . . .
calm down . . . all good things come to those who wait!
try making friends here first who feel comfy with the whole 1st post / completely random shag / anal / golden shower / no boundaries whatsoever thing. if it was that easy the whole world would be doing it! ;) remember, in general, you're asking for an invite into a couple's bed.
it kind of generally requires a degree of trust that has nowt to do with penis size, age, or six pack! i'm not saying for one minute you won't find what you're looking for, but remember the tortoise and the hare? well the tortoise whupped his ass! which brings me to my next question? what's wrong with a good whipping? :twisted:
ben, read the advice sections on the site. there's tons of links from site admin, mods and regular users, and the advice is spot on. have a good long read around the site, then post again.
oh and this is just me personally, but the cunt word ain't a great one to use by way of introduction? tho i might be a touch sqeamish about that one? dunno
n x x x ;)
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Jeez it's a good job you are shy with all the things you want, what would you want if you were outgoing?

ROFL lol
Quote by neilinleeds
oh and this is just me personally, but the cunt word ain't a great one to use by way of introduction? tho i might be a touch sqeamish about that one? dunno
n x x x ;)

Neil I'am with you on that one - not offended myself, but knowing others reaction to "cunt" I always wince when i see it on a message board.
:eeek: :eeek:
That has realy cheered my week up! : :eeek:
Good luck rolleyes
What an absolutely brilliant first post !!!!
It has to be from a regular has the masquerade ball begun again???????
Come on, hands up, who wrote this, its a practical joke isnt it?
The word 'knob and 'head' sprang to mind when I read this post.
I wonder if anyone has contacted him regarding his water problem? Maybe it has something to do with his continually growing manhood rolleyes. It is the funniest one I've read by far, do you reckon he typed it all by his self confused
oh and this is just me personally, but the cunt word ain't a great one to use by way of introduction? tho i might be a touch sqeamish about that one?

I agree with you Neil, just thought it might be me being a bit prudish or whatever confused
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oh and this is just me personally, but the cunt word ain't a great one to use by way of introduction? tho i might be a touch sqeamish about that one?

I agree with you Neil, just thought it might be me being a bit prudish or whatever confused
I think it's still pretty much generally considered to be unacceptable.
Randyben,
you need to keep us informed of any meeting you get from this post, as I'm sure we will all be interested. :twisted:
Hi randyben. Let me welcome you to the forum. I suggest you look at the forum properly before posting your first messege.
You can start with making friends for a start. Just a thought. Anyways, I hope you find what you are looking for.
It's no offence to you at all but I really don't know whether to laugh or say something else after reading your post. rolleyes