Yes I'm back... the invite to the swinging party was a paid affair!! so i thought I'd give it a miss.. being the tightwad i am.. might do it in the future though
Debz, you're so wrong saying i'm mad.. it's not fair!!! If you don't take it back, I'm going to find the worlds biggest lilypad and hide there forever!!
the bit in the last thread about me nearly losing my fingers.. is totally true!! and only a complete fuckwit such as myself could possibly do such a thing.. but out of adversity , comes , well most of the time more adversity.. but at least i've learnt how to wank with my left hand!!
hours of fun
Good to be back, and I'm going to ask for invites for nights out and stuff.. and yes I'm still a swinging virgin!! poor me
lots more emoticons in future threads!!