Get back up! Bad toad.....
Ok, Firstly thanks .. thanks sgt bilko for unlocking post and yes I'm a little nuts, but hey it's a pretty mad world and only the strange survive..
I do feel a bit silly as 1. the blatant moving up of my post should have read something like
"blatant moving up of post in operation" aren't i a bad toad! then at least those who used to watch dangermouse would have at least the slightest inclination as to what the f***
i was prattling on about
2. the original post was titled WTFLBMW hence the quote from eager slut.. which was an acronym i was going to keep running but thought it was(a) not very funny and( b)not very funny so that was scrapped
postscript about the poll was in my defence the only thing i probably got right.I put a poll in the box marked poll and when i sent it, it wasn't there , so technology is to blame!!
However in conclusion these inane ramblings have served 2 worthwhile purposes
1. my chances of finding a swinging partner(the whole point of the post in the first place) have just greatly plummeted to somewhere very very low, below the earths crust
2 I'm so bloody embarrassed at making a complete gobshite of myself.. theres a fair chance i won't make another post for a very long time indeed!!
Thanks for listening , you are truly wonderful people, where as i have to take solace in the fact i'm just a handsome stud , with the brain capacity of an eight year old.. let the pisstaking begin :idea:
He gets my vote for using the most Emoticons on a post thats all lol
He gets my vote for a good response!
:thumbup:
Strange world we live in, a little knowledge goes such a long way, like back to the top of the thread!! oops
But thanks, I'll remember that.... bad bad toad!!
Aren't you all supposed to be taking the piss..go on .. I'm a big boy now .. I can handle it
Leaves the door open for rampant mockery.. I did say i wasn't very bright!
You are all so nice .I've decided to add 3 to sexystephs hug count!!
Y'know in my day, rather than 'blatant move up of post to the top' they used to call it 'bumping'
given this is aswingers site, that's probably highly appropriate. Muha ha haaa...
Now that I'm resident here on these hallowed pages, you have been pushed one rank further from the bottom you naughty toad. Providing you get some in the next sixteen years, there's hope for Dannage yet. YAY...
Now, regardless of piss taking, dance like a monkey and entertain us.
Was very touching wasn't it sarge!! I'll climb back under my lilypad now!! bad toad!
the bad toad goes rivit rivit but the horny toad goes rubit rubit !!
Hey all,
It's been a long time,
I shouldn't have left you
without a strong beat to step to
think of how many weak shows you slept though
times up
I sorry i kept you....
Oh my god , It's that halfwit nut ohfk again... nearly lost my fingers ,giving a health and safety demo..on yes you guessed it.. how not to lose your fingers!!!
How are you all???
I'm back and this time , there's gonna be fireworks!!!! no really there is!..no really
I'd love to find a swinging partner/s( yeah i should be so lucky) in the Manchester / North West area 
...I'm new to the scene 
but very genuine 
Just wasn't my exes thing 
:boxing: :idea: 
:confused: 
:? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:loon: :loon: :loon: 
to bump my post up one last time,( has been a week!) 
