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A Drink In The New Foret

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Hi All wave
I was contemplating a social gathering on Thursday 3rd March at a drinking hole in the New Forest. :beer:
Obviously if I was to drink alone, it won’t be that sociable, so would anyone like to join me?
dunno
If you can bear it, we'll come along again (shift permitting) :lol2:
Let us know time and place by pm please biggrin
Tracy-Jayne
hi, we're new to the site and would love to meet up with new people. biggrin we would love to know moreif your willing to tell wink
nobby & angel
Count me in - babysitter providing confused
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Aaah - can't you guys organise these things on weekends? Would love to meet all you "southerners" but on a weekend pleeeeese!!!!! :cry:
I don't get back down to that neck of the woods until June but I'll be with you in spirit, preferably Bacardi.
Have a good time and if you see any parrot poop suddenly appear, be afraid, be very afraid, lol
Steve
Hi, wave
Would have been nice to attend this one as we love the new forest, but can only do weekends, :upset:
Fridays are preferable as John works Sundays.
Oh well, maybe next time.
dunno
Hi,
I live near and would like to join you, their so much to feed the young say I am not that known, well heres everyones chance!
pm me for time and place nearer to the date
Dan
Is a drink in the new forest the follow up single to a walk in the black forest?
Quote by Teenstud
Hi,
I live near and would like to join you, their so much to feed the young say I am not that known, well heres everyones chance!
Dan

Mate, we're not here to *feed young minds*, we're here to make friends and then have wild uninhibited sex rolleyes wink
If you want to feed your mind, try the local schools and colleges lol
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by renaldoandclara
Is a drink in the new forest the follow up single to a walk in the black forest?

Rekon it would have been if Horst Jankowski had not been barred from the local pubs. rolleyes
Although I suppose we could make one up when we all get together. :beer:
If we get the lyrics together, maybe we could get a volenteer to give a recital at the Winchester party :karaoke:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
for gawds sake dont let t j sing we will be banned from all pubs on the south coast
she could strip tho
voddy xxxxxx

Oi! you cheeky mare :!: rolleyes
We're more likely to get banned if I strip off than if I sing a few tuneless notes :shock: rotflmao
T-J
Where was the "Old" forest?
Did somebody move it?
Hey, None of this "Tits out fer the lads" malarky until June. :shock:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
hmmmmm
you could do a few of dolly partons greatest tits
voddy xxxxx

:doh: :silly: rotflmao
Quote by Parrot
Hey, None of this "Tits out fer the lads" malarky until June. :shock:

Why not? I've got to perfect my technique before you come back to Dorset for the final viewing haven't I? wink :lol2:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
for gawds sake dont let t j sing we will be banned from all pubs on the south coast
she could strip tho
voddy xxxxxx

Oi! you cheeky mare :!: rolleyes
We're more likely to get banned if I strip off than if I sing a few tuneless notes :shock: rotflmao
T-J
mmmmmmmm RedHot!!
I am sure I have seven veils somewhere that a previous friend left lying around, or if not I could blow up some ballons??
I reckon dancing on the table should be ok - but not sure about the bar.
Anyway - if we kicked out we always have the forest (god I hope we get kicked out)!!!!
Count me in please!
Quote by Manolishi
mmmmmmmm RedHot!!
I am sure I have seven veils somewhere that a previous friend left lying around, or if not I could blow up some ballons??
I reckon dancing on the table should be ok - but not sure about the bar.
Anyway - if we kicked out we always have the forest (god I hope we get kicked out)!!!!

Will you have any energy left after blowing up balloons? :shock: For lifting your pint I mean rolleyes lol
And if you *want* us to be kicked out of the pub, I'm sure I can find someway of making it happen . . . don't dare me :shock: :twisted: :lol2:
T-J wink
Quote by RedHot
don't dare me :shock: :twisted: :lol2:

Cor bluddy ell .... don't dare her!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: No I really mean it, don't take it like she's daring you to dare her!! rotflmao
She's bad enough as it is, without a dare being chucked into the bargain! confused :rotflmao:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
don't dare me :shock: :twisted: :lol2:

Cor bluddy ell .... don't dare her!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: No I really mean it, don't take it like she's daring you to dare her!! rotflmao
She's bad enough as it is, without a dare being chucked into the bargain! confused :rotflmao:
Oi you! That's slander that is :shock:
Anyone would think I resemble that remark rolleyes :evil2:
T-J
ohhh errrrrr - At this rate we will be chucked out before my first pint!
Me and my big mouth :doh:
Anyway - RedHot, if you see someone flashing you on the way home - reckon you will know exactly who it will be! biggrin
Just don't forget to drive slowly so I can catch up
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Its a good job there will be one innocent there
voddy xxxx

Yes Voddy - Jon will be sitting quietly in the corner :grin:
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by Parrot
Hey, None of this "Tits out fer the lads" malarky until June. :shock:

Why not? I've got to perfect my technique before you come back to Dorset for the final viewing haven't I? wink :lol2:
T-J
Perfect your technique??
What? You mean like making the tassles go in opposite directions?
**Note to self...... Polish glasses in June** biggrin
Redhot and Voddy,
I was thinking that you may have scared teenstud off, but looking at the rest of the posts I think 'I' may have been scared off......
I have been saying to one and all what a nice decent group of ladies you are, but now I think I may have been mistaken.
You are all vicious, take no prisoner, show no mercy women.
I may have to have a few whiskies before I meet you guys, and a valium tablet lol :lol:
xxx
Quote by mikedrive
Redhot and Voddy,
I was thinking that you may have scared teenstud off, but looking at the rest of the posts I think 'I' may have been scared off......
I may have to have a few whiskies before I meet you guys, and a valium tablet lol :lol:
xxx

Whassup Mike? Worried you won't be able to control yourself once you get amongst some real redhot women? confused
Get the whisky and valium in and get your arse out to the pub and find out what we're really like *in the flesh* :twisted: wink
Tracy-Jayne rotflmao
Now there is an offer I cannot refuse, I hope :twisted: :twisted:
I am not sure that I would want to control myself with Voddy and you around, that would be really boring. It is much more fun to have the Whisky and Valium as 'Bravery Pills' and meet at the pub although I cannot commit yet.
Don't know if I can justify missing this though, although I will be at the Winchester meet.
Don't you just love women biggrin :D :D
Quote by mikedrive
Don't you just love women biggrin :D :D

Erm! Actually no - I much prefer the guys :twisted:
T-J
T-J
This is where you are going wrong, women are so much more fun than men :twisted:
Give me the figure of a woman rather than a man any day (I wish....)
xxx
Quote by mikedrive
T-J
Give me the figure of a woman rather than a man any day (I wish....)
xxx

Ok, you can have mine for the rest of the day - 36dd 27 37 any good for you? redface
But I need it back by tea time as I've got plans for it myself later :twisted: :giggle:
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by RedHot
T-J
Give me the figure of a woman rather than a man any day (I wish....)
xxx

Ok, you can have mine for the rest of the day - 36dd 27 37 any good for you? redface
But I need it back by tea time as I've got plans for it myself later :twisted: :giggle:
Tracy-Jayne
Oh Tracy you naughty girl.
It 9 am and you have made me drool already. :twisted:
God knows what I am going to do with myself all day now. :crazy:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
passes mandilish a huge box of kleenex
hey ho im off shopping its 70% off on undies
voddy xxxx

You wear them??
What a shame!! lol
For heavens sake if you buy any, please don't get ones that come with a padlock wink