A plea from Jags

16 Aug 2006

Chris is :cry: now - he's gone to sulk 'cos nobody wants him now. :shock:
He said he might need to inspect NWC's cleavage :twisted:
And Roger, yes kiss

16 Aug 2006

Why is it every time you post these, i'm either just getting in from work, or have an early start the next day..
Life is indeed a bitch...

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
OK... it gets 'better'
Just got a text from a bloke heading down the M6 southbound!!
SOUTHBOUND!
:cry: :cry:

So... the net result of my plea for sexual satisfaction is:
4 PMs from women
1 phone call from my favourite chocolate bar 350 miles away (other chocolate bars are available)
2 text messages from a bloke going southbound on the M6 even though his girlfriend told me he was going north and got me all excited and in the shower
1 offer from a bloke who is in Scarborough without a car
1 offer from a bloke with a bottle of whisky for me but 200 miles away
1 twit
2 twats
and a frigging monkey in a pear tree.
THANKS you lot!
Thanks a lot you lot..... not!
wink

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
1 twit
2 twats
and a frigging monkey in a pear tree.

Which one was Chris then? :shock: lol

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird

1 twit
2 twats
and a frigging monkey in a pear tree.

Which one was Chris then? :shock: lol

Ah.. forgot the lord a leaping!
:lol:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

16 Aug 2006

I take it you have not got a shag yet then
:evil2:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Sarah
I take it you have not got a shag yet then
:evil2:

:smackbottom:
I'm off to try Mamas_and_Papas_on_the_pull instead! Might find some sexy men there!
Got a link to which may prove interesting!
And then there's always as a last ditch attempt!
wink

16 Aug 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

It's a date then!!
:lol:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell

I'm in the 2 category sad

But hey ho - still send some cyber shags cool

:hump: :hump:
And snogs galore

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
As long as they're a joint snog with Mr Missy???
:hump: :inlove: :inlove:
Wahayyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Missy is posting me second class tomorrow :happy: Bring it on!
kiss

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

It's a date then!!
:lol:
:smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove:
WooHoo I have a date with Jags!!!

16 Aug 2006

Or click here for hours of cyber shags and go and watch telly the footie has finished now
:evil2:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by davidmad4it
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell

I'm in the 2 category sad

But hey ho - still send some cyber shags cool

:hump: :hump:
And snogs galore

assionkiss: :passionkiss:
As long as they're a joint snog with Mr Missy???
:hump: :inlove: :inlove:
Wahayyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Missy is posting me second class tomorrow :happy: Bring it on!
kiss

SHE TOLD YOU!! That was privileged Mod information and sealed by the Holy BDD! She's now going to get staked out!
Only second class??? That means you'll get here Saturday, but the flight security measures means that you'll get here Sunday evening without your luggage and with a headache!
:cry: :cry: :cry:
BIG SNOGS anyway...

16 Aug 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

It's a date then!!
:lol:
:smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove:
WooHoo I have a date with Jags!!!
WOOHOO and I have a date with Rogerthedragon!!
:bounce: :bounce:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Can you please give me more details about you.. your likes/wants/needs/preferences and also can you accomodate..your profile is alitle short of information..typical newbie..
btw..shouldnt this be in LMU?????
ffs where is a mod when u need one..tut tut
RWL
xx

You want a Mod??
I'm here.
Available!
Wanting!
Needing!
And in LMU just to make it perfect!
lol

sorry was watching England play Greece.. and forgot i had posted lol
remind me... what did you want????
RWL

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
OK... it gets 'better'
Just got a text from a bloke heading down the M6 southbound!!
SOUTHBOUND!
:cry: :cry:

So... the net result of my plea for sexual satisfaction is:
4 PMs from women
1 phone call from my favourite chocolate bar 350 miles away (other chocolate bars are available)
2 text messages from a bloke going southbound on the M6 even though his girlfriend told me he was going north and got me all excited and in the shower
1 offer from a bloke who is in Scarborough without a car
1 offer from a bloke with a bottle of whisky for me but 200 miles away
1 twit
2 twats
and a frigging monkey in a pear tree.
THANKS you lot!
Thanks a lot you lot..... not!
wink

Jags,
can i offer you a bit of advice...if you had filled in your profile correctly then i think you would have had a better response..anyone who is in their 90's and over 460 miles away does tend to give the impression of a timewaster......or someone who isnt really serious...
also you have no advert and no pictures either...which are generally thought of as a prime requisite for confirming that you are genuine....the general rule of thumb is that if someone doesnt have pics or a an advert...well can they really be serious
and lastly, how many times do you people have to be told..this isnt an instant shag site, its for swingers....what posseses anyone to think that they can just come one here, make a single post and expect a shag.....
am sure there are links here on etiquette and advice on how to meet people on here..rather than expecting a shag!!!
good luck in the future, and if u folow the advice, you might like and enjoy this site.. and even get your shag....
Good luck
RWL
xxxx

16 Aug 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
can i offer you a bit of advice...if you had filled in your profile correctly then i think you would have had a better response..anyone who is in their 90's and over 460 miles away does tend to give the impression of a timewaster......or someone who isnt really serious...
also you have no advert and no pictures either...which are generally thought of as a prime requisite for confirming that you are genuine....the general rule of thumb is that if someone doesnt have pics or a an advert...well can they really be serious
and lastly, how many times do you people have to be told..this isnt an instant shag site, its for swingers....what posseses anyone to think that they can just come one here, make a single post and expect a shag.....
am sure there are links here on etiquette and advice on how to meet people on here..rather than expecting a shag!!!
good luck in the future, and if u folow the advice, you might like and enjoy this site.. and even get your shag....
Good luck
RWL
xxxx

Feeling suitablity chastised and worked over! Honestly, anyone would think I was a timewaster!
confused

:cry:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

It's a date then!!
:lol:
:smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove:
WooHoo I have a date with Jags!!!
roger
suggest you talk onthe phone with her first, confirm she is genuine, exchange photos too, and then arrange to meet in a neutral place, and make telephone contact with a trusted friend within an hour of meeting to confirm you are still safe...you never can tell with these instant shag people.....wise actions that have always worked for me in the past...
good luck
RWL
xxxx

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags

can i offer you a bit of advice...if you had filled in your profile correctly then i think you would have had a better response..anyone who is in their 90's and over 460 miles away does tend to give the impression of a timewaster......or someone who isnt really serious...
also you have no advert and no pictures either...which are generally thought of as a prime requisite for confirming that you are genuine....the general rule of thumb is that if someone doesnt have pics or a an advert...well can they really be serious
and lastly, how many times do you people have to be told..this isnt an instant shag site, its for swingers....what posseses anyone to think that they can just come one here, make a single post and expect a shag.....
am sure there are links here on etiquette and advice on how to meet people on here..rather than expecting a shag!!!
good luck in the future, and if u folow the advice, you might like and enjoy this site.. and even get your shag....
Good luck
RWL
xxxx

Feeling suitablity chastised and worked over! Honestly, anyone would think I was a timewaster!
confused

:cry:
so humility is one of your more endearing qualities then? maybe an idea to make reference to it in your profile !!!!!
:happy:
RWL

16 Aug 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

It's a date then!!
:lol:
:smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove:
WooHoo I have a date with Jags!!!
roger
suggest you talk onthe phone with her first, confirm she is genuine, exchange photos too, and then arrange to meet in a neutral place, and make telephone contact with a trusted friend within an hour of meeting to confirm you are still safe...you never can tell with these instant shag people.....wise actions that have always worked for me in the past...
good luck
RWL
xxxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am laughing and nodding at the same time here because even though you're taking the piss, you're spelling out exactly how we should all do anonymous meets.
My picture is on my profile so I am hoping to find a photo from Jags in my inbox at any moment. :D

16 Aug 2006

Quote by rogerthedragon
Jags - you DO know that there's a Cheekymonley don't you? And he's very very yummy :twisted:

There's a cheekymonkey as well! :twisted: :twisted:
OI!!! That is NOT acceptable Mr. Dragon - how dare you, bad bad man!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink

Jags, I just thought you should know honey. lol

He's got a bloody gorgeous bum too :twisted:
Sorry FB :wink:
Go on admit it, you've missed me. :twisted:
Jags - I'm about 200 miles plus away from Newcastle but if I could make it I would be in my car heading your way right now. :inlove:
I have a bottle of scotch with your name on it and will find my way to newcastle sometime soon. passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: That would be great Roger.. it will have matured nicely by now and is just ready to drink!
200 miles?? Superman would have laughed in the face of such short piddling distance!
:happy:
Superman didnt have a 5 year old son who is expecting daddy to be here if he wakes in the night. Try me when I haven't got him here and I will do the 200 Miles and still be laughing when I get there. biggrin

It's a date then!!
:lol:
:smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove: :smug: :inlove:
WooHoo I have a date with Jags!!!
roger
suggest you talk onthe phone with her first, confirm she is genuine, exchange photos too, and then arrange to meet in a neutral place, and make telephone contact with a trusted friend within an hour of meeting to confirm you are still safe...you never can tell with these instant shag people.....wise actions that have always worked for me in the past...
good luck
RWL
xxxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I am laughing and nodding at the same time here because even though you're taking the piss, you're spelling out exactly how we should all do anonymous meets.
My picture is on my profile so I am hoping to find a photo from Jags in my inbox at any moment. :D
i wish you luck..if you dont get a photo and a chat on the phone then seriosuly reconsider meeting this SH member... it seems that you are being asked to do all the travelling etc etc..and in return, what have you got back??.. you have to ask yourself....am i being taken advantage of?
RWL
Me..take the piss..never!!!!!!

16 Aug 2006

why is it i miss all the good offers sad

17 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
In the last hour I have:
Locked/threatened to lock 5 threads
received or sent 15 arsey PMs alternating between :jagsatwork: and :inlove: and all stations inbetween
made 3 phone calls
drank one measely glass of wine
wrote 6 (yes SIX) letters
and got totally pissed off at lots of users
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

I came as quick as I could redface

The shag thing I'm afraid I have to miss out on as PK doesn't know one end of the M6 from the other rolleyes

But I've bought you a load of these to cheer you up kiss

:inlove:

:kiss: :inlove: silly

assionkiss:
In edit

Quote by Then Sheddy noticed Jags had
2 text messages from a bloke going southbound on the M6 even though his girlfriend told me he was going north and got me all excited and in the shower

Bollox that'll teach me to read all the thread before posting I've just named and shamed someone.........................well myself actually surprised

ops: :oops:
er can I get banned for nameing and shameing myself dunno

:kiss:

17 Aug 2006

This site is useless, timewasters all of you!
Naming and shaming??? Phah! That'll teach me to think thi s is a 'get a shag quick' site!
OK, I'll keep posting and trying to get myself known.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
wink

17 Aug 2006

So.... was the plea answered in a satisfactory manner?
I guess we will find out when we see how Jags utilises her buttons this morning.
wink

17 Aug 2006

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
jags
why dont you persude the nice admin to hire you a strech limo with built in bed then you could go on a years shagging tour from john o groats to lands end
id avoid that rwl tho he sounds a bit dodgy

oi thats the last time i let u have 7" of sheer heaven in yr mouth lol hahahahhahaah
rwl

17 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
So.... was the plea answered in a satisfactory manner?
I guess we will find out when we see how Jags utilises her buttons this morning.

u mean she will be fasteningher buttons up..after last night????????
RWL

18 Aug 2006

Quote by redwine_lover
jags
why dont you persude the nice admin to hire you a strech limo with built in bed then you could go on a years shagging tour from john o groats to lands end
id avoid that rwl tho he sounds a bit dodgy

oi thats the last time i let u have 7" of sheer heaven in yr mouth lol hahahahhahaah
rwl
7", man you need to learn to measure properly!!!! :evil2: :giggle: :giggle: :evil2:
bolt

:bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: