A plea from Jags

16 Aug 2006

In the last hour I have:
Locked/threatened to lock 5 threads
received or sent 15 arsey PMs alternating between :jagsatwork: and :inlove: and all stations inbetween
made 3 phone calls
drank one measely glass of wine
wrote 6 (yes SIX) letters
and got totally pissed off at lots of users
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??
hump

16 Aug 2006

I can do more wine and a massage? I could bring Morbius to satisfy the shag part though LOL
:giggle:
Cx

16 Aug 2006

I guess I'm not a sensible option? :rascal:
I'll get me coat....

16 Aug 2006

poor jags.
i can not offer wine, as i would prefer to keep it for myself biggrin

but i promise not to let any more TTTTs anoy me to the point i react!
WBB on her best behaviour
:inlove:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Calista
I can do more we and a massage? I could bring Morbius to satisfy the shag part though LOL
:giggle:
Cx

NOW???? Yes please?
A1 North and turn right at Newcastle - well, it's left actually but then the road crosses the A1 and it becomes right very quickly!
passionkiss

16 Aug 2006

Only if you can travel to me! wink

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

you smooth talker you.....go on then there's nothing on the telly.

16 Aug 2006

Quote by da69ve
Only if you can travel to me!

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Calista
I can do more wine and a massage? I could bring Morbius to satisfy the shag part though LOL
:giggle:
Cx

sorry .. thought I was editing the dumb typo in my original post but obviously I'd hit "quote"
Cx

16 Aug 2006

16 Aug 2006

Quote by davej

NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

you smooth talker you.....go on then there's nothing on the telly.
Unless you've got a helicopter YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY FFFS!
passionkiss

assionkiss:
October???

16 Aug 2006

Quote by davej

NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

you smooth talker you.....go on then there's nothing on the telly.
your right there....only England playing! lol

16 Aug 2006

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I guess I'm not a sensible option? :rascal:
I'll get me coat....

Nope, sorry. I'm very liberal minded but my bits and pieces are very very hetro!
passionkiss

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
A1 North and turn right at Newcastle - well, it's left actually but then the road crosses the A1 and it becomes right very quickly!

:notes:
oh bollocks :doh: You don't do girlies do you?
Well KM, looks like you'll have to come and be 'sensible' with me instead then :rascal:
but Jags, silly

assionkiss: for you anyway hunni

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
In the last hour I have:
Locked/threatened to lock 5 threads
received or sent 15 arsey PMs alternating between :jagsatwork: and :inlove: and all stations inbetween
made 3 phone calls
drank one measely glass of wine
wrote 6 (yes SIX) letters
and got totally pissed off at lots of users
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

Check my profile to see if I'm what you are looking for :rascal:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
I guess I'm not a sensible option? :rascal:
I'll get me coat....

Nope, sorry. I'm very liberal minded but my bits and pieces are very very hetro!
passionkiss

Damn!

... just going to draw on my five o'clock shadow and pratice my deep voice... back in 5!

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

A1 North and turn right at Newcastle - well, it's left actually but then the road crosses the A1 and it becomes right very quickly!

:notes:
oh bollocks :doh: You don't do girlies do you?
Well KM, looks like you'll have to come and be 'sensible' with me instead then :rascal:
but Jags, silly

assionkiss: for you anyway hunni
FUCK off!
This a 'make Jags score' thread and NOT 'let's make anyone else score' thread!
:smitten:

16 Aug 2006

but i am not!!!!!!!
so how about a plea from WBB :twisted:

16 Aug 2006

Can you please give me more details about you.. your likes/wants/needs/preferences and also can you accomodate..your profile is alitle short of information..typical newbie..
btw..shouldnt this be in LMU?????
ffs where is a mod when u need one..tut tut
RWL
xx

16 Aug 2006

Quote by AndyNudeUK
In the last hour I have:
Locked/threatened to lock 5 threads
received or sent 15 arsey PMs alternating between :jagsatwork: and :inlove: and all stations inbetween
made 3 phone calls
drank one measely glass of wine
wrote 6 (yes SIX) letters
and got totally pissed off at lots of users
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

Check my profile to see if I'm what you are looking for :rascal:
LOOK.. I'm a Mod.. I don't check profiles!! I spend my time banning, warning, deleting, moving and sobbing into my cornflakes.
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell
wink

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags

A1 North and turn right at Newcastle - well, it's left actually but then the road crosses the A1 and it becomes right very quickly!

:notes:
oh bollocks :doh: You don't do girlies do you?
Well KM, looks like you'll have to come and be 'sensible' with me instead then :rascal:
but Jags, silly

assionkiss: for you anyway hunni
FUCK off!
This a 'make Jags score' thread and NOT 'let's make anyone else score' thread!
:smitten:
PMSL! And spat my wine over the desk!!!
*UPDATE* Five o'clock shadow looking ok... deep voice not going so well!

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
FUCK off!
This a 'make Jags score' thread and NOT 'let's make anyone else score' thread!
:smitten:

FFS ! She asks for a shag, you offer and get told to Fuck off ! Jeez ! No pleasing some people
:giggle:

16 Aug 2006

I can help with the letter writing if needs be.

16 Aug 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
but i am not!!!!!!!
so how about a plea from WBB :twisted:

Great big massive hugs passionkiss

to me fave barmaid (how is that job going btw? or isn't it? lol

)

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Rising
I can help with the letter writing if needs be.

I can write letters
I can read letters
I can teach others to write letters
I can teach others to write letters
WHAT I want to do is exercise my skills at shagging, honed over an inordinate number of years to a fine skill.

*WTF mentioned letter writing*

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
In the last hour I have:
Locked/threatened to lock 5 threads
received or sent 15 arsey PMs alternating between :jagsatwork: and :inlove: and all stations inbetween
made 3 phone calls
drank one measely glass of wine
wrote 6 (yes SIX) letters
and got totally pissed off at lots of users
NOW I need a shag.
Any sensible offers??

Check my profile to see if I'm what you are looking for :rascal:
LOOK.. I'm a Mod.. I don't check profiles!! I spend my time banning, warning, deleting, moving and sobbing into my cornflakes.
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell
wink

1) ticked. Wonder how much a taxi would be from scarborough innocent

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Are you near Newcastle?? Tick 1) for Yes Tick 2) for No.
1) = in with a chance
2_ = not a chance in hell

I'm in the 2 category sad

But hey ho - still send some cyber shags cool

:hump: :hump:
And snogs galore

assionkiss: :passionkiss:

16 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
but i am not!!!!!!!
so how about a plea from WBB :twisted:

Great big massive hugs passionkiss

to me fave barmaid (how is that job going btw? or isn't it? lol

)
lol, the type had not even dried on my last post before it was no more! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: