Hope you all have a fab time - except Norts.
Soooo jealous of you all - except Norts.
Have a great weekend - except Norts - and come home safely - except Norts.
M xx
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Amsterdam April 20th
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Sexpert
What a fookin weekend!!!!!!
We'd been in Amsterdam a matter of hours and (sorry Tracey - had to do it) poor Firsty was smashed completely.....sat in the hotel bar and puked into an ashtray, was proper funny as fook!
I'll write more when i can see properly
We'd been in Amsterdam a matter of hours and (sorry Tracey - had to do it) poor Firsty was smashed completely.....sat in the hotel bar and puked into an ashtray, was proper funny as fook!
I'll write more when i can see properly
Sexpert
yes i did , i hold my hands up to the puking in ashtray bit, which, by the way isnt recommended cos they aint big enough to hold a gallon of sick lol, thanks for a great weekend u lot, and norths, it was all your fault pmsl xx
Sexpert
bing BONG...........avon calling
helloooooo .... just to say ... thankyou to all of u guys for an absolutely fab weekend .... i never laughed so much my whole life ... this is just a quick note to say see yas around ... me pimp daddy rang me when i got back .. am off to Dam to work the windows ... high life for me now ... so .. bon voyage !!!! (not) lol .... nah all joking aside ... best weekend we had in years ... and the ashtray .. well what can i say ? never saw someone go such a shade of green ... and to fit it all in an ashtray .. now thats just talent lol ... thankyou one and all xxxx n and V xx
Sex God
yes really enjoyed this weekend taking in the dutch culture in the north east we now have marya as the north east sicky queen and now firsty(T) has now took the european sicky queen title to do us in the north east some pride it really started when me (mr north) found it hard to send the signals from brain to feet to actually find there way down a street :lol: retired to hotel having a really good relaxed :lol: time then firsty (T) to show us her party bit ,this was truelly amazing all you need is 1 recked female(T) 1 ashtray(we recomend 2) :lol: lots of pisstaking banter (encouragement) the female then tends to turn lots of different shades of colour,(infact at one point thought she was a traffic light ,)face looks like a over inflated balloon :lol: smiffy(mrs) breaks world record of trying to find something to rescue the day :lol: me biting lips to stop me from laughing (as she might of puked my way) :lol: alex (TS partner) doing the "i did not mean to laugh"speech :lol: really funny,then T starts to fill ashtray 1,me looking at a then inshock mode as ashtray 1 begins overflowing :lol: ashtray 2 starts this new trick halfway thru mid fill mrs smith comes to the line with ,,,,,,,,,,,,a bin (good thinking smithy we can now get away with clearing table of bottles :lol: ) any great night that was ,over the moon T took centre stage as its usually me :lol: a real big thanks for T for the entertainment ,the flight part when we landed with a mega bump and she started preying was mint :lol: and ill not mention the falling down the stairs either apart from that hey north east crew mint w/end and T thanks for being a star :lol:
it really started when me (mr north) found it hard to send the signals from brain to feet to actually find there way down a street :lol: retired to hotel having a really good relaxed :lol: time then firsty (T) to show us her party bit ,this was truelly amazing all you need is 1 recked female(T) 1 ashtray(we recomend 2) :lol: lots of pisstaking banter (encouragement) the female then tends to turn lots of different shades of colour,(infact at one point thought she was a traffic light ,)face looks like a over inflated balloon :lol: smiffy(mrs) breaks world record of trying to find something to rescue the day :lol: me biting lips to stop me from laughing (as she might of puked my way) :lol: alex (TS partner) doing the "i did not mean to laugh"speech :lol: really funny,then T starts to fill ashtray 1,me looking at a then inshock mode as ashtray 1 begins overflowing :lol: ashtray 2 starts this new trick halfway thru mid fill mrs smith comes to the line with ,,,,,,,,,,,,a bin (good thinking smithy we can now get away with clearing table of bottles :lol: ) any great night that was ,over the moon T took centre stage as its usually me :lol: a real big thanks for T for the entertainment ,the flight part when we landed with a mega bump and she started preying was mint :lol: and ill not mention the falling down the stairs either apart from that hey north east crew mint w/end and T thanks for being a star :lol: Sexpert
excellent speech t pmsl, i laughed as much reading this as i did when the friday began in dam in the first coffee shop. yes mrs smith(v) you were def the hero of the night, tho got to thank mr first for his cleaning off the sick on the hotel towel and mrscouple for fetching the towel, as for mrs north and mr couple, well ty for just sitting and laughing yourselves sily, ill do the same for u both one day im sure!! lol. oh and not to forget who was a fantastic athlete in the airport,(no more said hey lol) everyone should try dam at least once, tho dont tell them u know us cos they may stop u at the airport lol xxxxxxxxx
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleukthe above statement was done under swinging heaven lie detecter and mr north offers apologys to the netherlands for bringing this rabble to the land of tulips
yes really enjoyed this weekend taking in the dutch culture in the north east we now have marya as the north east sicky queen and now firsty(T) has now took the european sicky queen title to do us in the north east some pride
Sexpert
Quote by Alandtra69
everyone should try dam at least once
.......yer if you like getting followed by a smackhead/pickpocket, watching people knock themselves unconcious off bollards, watching people fight in the doorways of the "laydeez", offered coke by every single dodgy looking bastard in Amsterdam, having your wife mauled by every ugly bastard in Amsterdam, Mr Smiths nearly twatting one of said ugly bastards and spilling all my pint in the process...and all that was in the first 3 friggin hours of arriving.
Eventful to say the least, nowt like getting broke in gently to somewhere new!!
All that said, it was a quality laugh and we had a wicked weekend...so cheers folks, where we off next?
Sex God
Anyone seen my half of pig :uhoh: looks around for Mr smith lol :shock:
Sexpert
roflmfao
Sexpert
got a years supply of them for yahs off me mate pmsl
