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Any ladies want to educate me in the ways of the back door? I have never done it and, like most me, would love to try to see if it is all that it is cracked up to be (no pun intended). Let me know at if you can help.....
"back door"... please translate?! confused
Quote by Bloke2005
"back door"... please translate?! confused

Place key in lock and turn counterclockwise
Undo bolt at top and bottom of door
Twist handle clockwise and pull towards oneself.
Behold you are now enlightened in the ways of my back door! ;)
Funnily enough my back door has two bolts and a 5 lever mortice lock on it as well as one of those chains, I think most burglars would have difficulties getting into mine
thanks LG for the help - now my (sex) life is complete wink
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thanks LG for the help - now my (sex) life is complete wink

Just trade one knob for another! lol ;)
Maybe Davej's shiny knob is still hovering around sh towers somewhere.... dunno Always fancied playing with a shiny one.... mine's a bit tarnished now! :lol:
How about yours Bloke2005??? well polished and kept.... or ...... well...... erm...... redface
bolt
surprisedops:
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Any ladies want to educate me in the ways of the back door? I have never done it and, like most me, would love to try to see if it is all that it is cracked up to be (no pun intended). Let me know at if you can help.....

do you mean you have never shagged a womans arse b4 or shall i bring my strap on and lube? wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Any ladies want to educate me in the ways of the back door? I have never done it and, like most me, would love to try to see if it is all that it is cracked up to be (no pun intended). Let me know at if you can help.....

do you mean you have never shagged a womans arse b4 or shall i bring my strap on and lube? wink
Such a way with words,as always,NN,but glad you asked,I was wondering the same!
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Any ladies want to educate me in the ways of the back door? I have never done it and, like most me, would love to try to see if it is all that it is cracked up to be (no pun intended). Let me know at if you can help.....

do you mean you have never shagged a womans arse b4 or shall i bring my strap on and lube? wink
Such a way with words,as always,NN,but glad you asked,I was wondering the same!
hey u know me pebs, you get what it says on the tin lol :lol:
Well i was with my ex misses for 6 years and we had a lot of fun toys dressing up roll play, but she never wanted to do anal,
but about 3 months ago, we just happened to get a bit drunk. so i thought heres my chance, plenty of lub and she loved it :shock: , so give it a go ladys you never know you might like it. lol .. mmmmmm maybe i should get back with and get her into dogging ..
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Any ladies want to educate me in the ways of the back door? I have never done it and, like most me, would love to try to see if it is all that it is cracked up to be (no pun intended). Let me know at if you can help.....

do you mean you have never shagged a womans arse b4 or shall i bring my strap on and lube? wink
I've never shagged a womans arse before but it's my ultimate fantasy. You can bring your strap on and lube to if you wanna break my arse in! That sounds quite kinky and it would be a first for me. Any ladies wanna be my first?
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"back door"... please translate?! confused

Place key in lock and turn counterclockwise
Undo bolt at top and bottom of door
Twist handle clockwise and pull towards oneself.
Behold you are now enlightened in the ways of my back door! ;)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Little Gem thanx, you post always make me laugh.
Tina xxx
Either! I would prefer to give but I am not averse to a bit of taking as well....