Another single male, but im different!

23 Jun 2004

Hi,
My name is Ian, I am 24 years old, 6`1, slim, with brown hair and eyes. I have an 8" cock when hard. I am looking to be invited to join groups or couples or even single females, really dont care about looks, just love pleasuring women.
I also like Video's, I have my own recording equiptment and will happily just come and file any gourps / couples who would like a keepsake of their 'session'.
Hope to hear from anyone soon.....
Sexico
x :P

23 Jun 2004

hello again...so why are different from other guys then ?

23 Jun 2004

He's got an 8 inch cock....
Oh, wait a mo, they've all got an 8incher, haven't they? rolleyes

23 Jun 2004

No :cry: !
Mal

23 Jun 2004

oh, poor mal....im sure yours is fine..i bet you make up for it in other ways. wink

23 Jun 2004

it might not be his 8inch cock that makes him different..it might be because his name is ian or that he is after couples or single females.......join the queue mate.

23 Jun 2004

Quote by willing but nervous
oh, poor mal....im sure yours is fine..i bet you make up for it in other ways.

I try, I try! :wink:
Mal
lol

23 Jun 2004

:rotflmao:

23 Jun 2004

Watch yourself Mal, Willing's developing quite a taste for bums of late. If she starts talking strap ons I'd get running !!!!!

23 Jun 2004

Quote by Sexico
I have an 8" cock

That must be a bit of a worrying point on your part to have to admit to having such a small one, never mind as you get older I am quite sure it will grow.
Why do guys have to point out that they have a dick, I thought it went with the brain size.
TS

23 Jun 2004

You, my dear Twisted Sister, made me smile a heck of a lot just there smile

And Solat is in concurrance. As much as dick size can matter, it definitely shoots yourself in the foot by announcing your "different" and that you're "8 inches" instantaneously. Lies breed contempt kind sir
Incidentally, great name Twisted! What a band they were

23 Jun 2004

I wish I'd called myself "Richard" rather than "Roger". Then I could post adverts entitled "Genuine 6' Dick" and not be lying. lol

Sexico: You may very well be different. But you need to say how you're different - owning a penis and a camcorder doesn't really cut it.

23 Jun 2004

I am different in many ways......
One because i am genuine and not just out to 'collect' pictures of naked women i dont even know.
Two because i am quite happy to watch and not join in at all
and three because I am quite new to this and so i thought that may make me a bit different lol
Ian
x

23 Jun 2004

Quote by roger743
I wish I'd called myself "Richard" rather than "Roger".

you mean to tell me ROGER is not the name ur mother gave you??????
how could you!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by Sexico
and three because I am quite new to this and so i thought that may make me a bit different lol
x

it might do actually.. u have not yet had time to becone bitter and twisted! lol :twisted:
just try and have fun
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

24 Jun 2004

Quote by Snertsmate
Watch yourself Mal, Willing's developing quite a taste for bums of late. If she starts talking strap ons I'd get running !!!!!

Having had to deal with the threat of Blue's strap on for so long, one more isn't going to make any difference!! :shock:
Mal
wink

24 Jun 2004

im just popping out to buy myself a strap on.
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
wont be long guys. wink

and sexico.....a lot of peeps on this site are new..so that doesnt make you different.
but dont worry about it..join in and have fun.

24 Jun 2004

Quote by willing but nervous
im just popping out to buy myself a strap on.
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
wont be long guys.
and sexico.....a lot of peeps on this site are new..so that doesnt make you different.
but dont worry about it..join in and have fun.

{{ Checks diary to make sure he is FULLY booked! redface

}}
Mal
:wink:

24 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
you mean to tell me ROGER is not the name ur mother gave you??????
how could you!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm EVIL. :twisted:

24 Jun 2004

Quote by Twisted - Sister
I have an 8" cock

That must be a bit of a worrying point on your part to have to admit to having such a small one, never mind as you get older I am quite sure it will grow.
Why do guys have to point out that they have a dick, I thought it went with the brain size.
TS
Actually twisted I sometimes think that the brain size and the dick size are inversley proportional...
I don't know wether I should laugh lol

or cry :cry:

24 Jun 2004

Quote by Sexico
I am different in many ways......
One because i am genuine and not just out to 'collect' pictures of naked women i dont even know.
Two because i am quite happy to watch and not join in at all
and three because I am quite new to this and so i thought that may make me a bit different lol
Ian
x

Nah, nothing there any different to the 100's of postings on this forum or the ads
Dawn :silly:

24 Jun 2004

Ok Dawn,
So maybe i am different because i am not going to let all the insults and pathetically petty replies dicourage me mad

...in fact only about 2 people wrote anything in the least be encouraging...Thanks to 'Willing' and 'Well busty babe'!
Ian
x

24 Jun 2004

well done mate , you have had the balls to make a sweeping statement , all you got to do now is proove it stick around & post some more i am sure it will be ok

24 Jun 2004

Well, you're actually bothering to read the advice other people are giving you, so that does mark you out as kinda different... good luck, hope you find what you're looking for.

24 Jun 2004

Quote by Sexico
Ok Dawn,
So maybe i am different because i am not going to let all the insults and pathetically petty replies dicourage me ...in fact only about 2 people wrote anything in the least be encouraging...Thanks to 'Willing' and 'Well busty babe'!
Ian
x

Having looked through your previous posts, nothing marks you out as being different in any way, shape or form. Pathetically petty replies? Get real. Perhaps you should have tried reading some of the previous posts on here and you would have seen what is likely to work and what doesn't. What you have posted doesn't. You haven't really made an effort at all, so you put yourself up to be shot down. Hundreds of these posts come on here every week and we have to read ALL of them. So when you post that you are different and we know you are not, then you are likely to get sarcastic posts.
We offer advice freely on this site, but it's up to the individual whether they take it or not. If you haven't got a sense of humour, don't bother posting.
Mal
lol

24 Jun 2004

After all, we all know that when someone says they're different it more often than not means they aren't anything special at all rolleyes

27 Jun 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Actually twisted I sometimes think that the brain size and the dick size are inversley proportional...
I don't know wether I should laugh or cry :cry:

Nevermind let me kiss it for you

27 Jun 2004

Quote by bluexxx
After all, we all know that when someone says they're different it more often than not means they aren't anything special at all

I must admit that I have not meet many on any site who are that different.
But I did watch a program about a young guy who lives in the Peru who had two dick, now that was something different.