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Hi all ,Funny enough I am not looking for "hot action with my 22inches ho! ho! and am not really into time wasters. so if anyone wants to chat well hello but don't expect me to jump on you! an please no one liner merchants.I am not gay but hey if thats yor thing well good for u . I am not looking for romance but I don.t rule it out an i reside for my sins in Gloucester ENGLAND so if you live in USA or SCOTLAND etc then it could be a long an expensive night out for real!
I am 43 single divorced and happy to chat and broad minded but not into anything illegal so hard luck if u r a daggy 15 year old .go find somthing else to do .
My fetish is pee,sex is optional,outdoor voyerism interests me although I have many non sexual interests too ,I am male but am able to converse with a mos without the too obvious Oooh come have sex with me baby type crap that I see on other chat sites.
If u like oral sex then I can talk about it for hours ! you want to meet up somtime well ok but i'm not totally obsessed with finding a partner (I have hands if u know what I mean!)
so lets chat!
I might be wrong, so I'll say sorry now if I am, but this sounds like an Ad and even though I've not been here long, I don't think this is the place to post them.
I'm not sure what it is fcbairns dunno
Shireen
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I wasn't sure either, so I just ducked out the first time.
John
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If u like oral sex then I can talk about it for hours !

Yes well that's all very well, oral does involve the tongue but not in the talking mode blast who is this guy ??? :silly:
Glad it was you that pointed that out Hornet, how's the Bike riding going?
John
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You posted exactly the same thread in The Cafe!
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Glad it was you that pointed that out Hornet, how's the Bike riding going?
John
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Thanks Horous going well thanks not direct access yet need to get time off.
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Hi Babe,
Dont know who u are but welcome to SH................ not into pee............... so happy hunting....... hope u find what u r looking for............
How long does it take?
John
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How long does it take?
John
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How long does what take????
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How long does it take?
John
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How long does what take????

Sorry Blondeslave, was asking Hornet how long her direct access would take.
John
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er sorry this was not an ad ,just an intro .I am looking for meet ups possibly and the bit about oral was actually a joke!
Of course you don't know who I am I just joined so I don't know who you are also!
My ad is posted in fetish section, the post in the cafe is also not an ad again an intro so hello again all .
Good Luck Peenut, glad to see you are able to have a laugh.
John
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Well, not sure about this one, doesnt want to advertise himself....but then advertises himself....ODD
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Welcome peenut and good luck on here.
The majority of us on here are friendly.
The ones that aren't are easy to ignore biggrin
G & D x
no not advert just hello!
I'm still looking around the site at the moment hence delays I can't remember where post in cafe was under which thread , again not an ad!!!!!
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Pee in water sports is out now unless it comes slower than 10mph lol as on the Lakes
ha !ha! but we can still wear the wet suit right!
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ha !ha! but we can still wear the wet suit right!

You've been reading the condoms thread then have you!?? lol
take care BB
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er sorry this was not an ad ,just an intro .I am looking for meet ups possibly and the bit about oral was actually a joke!
Of course you don't know who I am I just joined so I don't know who you are also!
My ad is posted in fetish section, the post in the cafe is also not an ad again an intro so hello again all .

aawww peenut only joking nice to see you on SH. you will soon get to know my humour as I will yours kiss
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er sorry this was not an ad ,just an intro .I am looking for meet ups possibly and the bit about oral was actually a joke!
Of course you don't know who I am I just joined so I don't know who you are also!
My ad is posted in fetish section, the post in the cafe is also not an ad again an intro so hello again all .

aawww peenut only joking nice to see you on SH. you will soon get to know my humour as I will yours kiss
:love: xxx
You have humour, jeez and there was me thinking you were a rude Harlot :twisted: lol
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er sorry this was not an ad ,just an intro .I am looking for meet ups possibly and the bit about oral was actually a joke!
Of course you don't know who I am I just joined so I don't know who you are also!
My ad is posted in fetish section, the post in the cafe is also not an ad again an intro so hello again all .

aawww peenut only joking nice to see you on SH. you will soon get to know my humour as I will yours kiss
:love: xxx
You have humour, jeez and there was me thinking you were a rude Harlot :twisted: lol
Nice one Beebeep I wondered who would be the first to post a humour reply. Go to the top of the class ! :jagsatwork:
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someone has too, and it does seem to be me at the mo redface
biggrin Hi again all and thank you for the warm welcome I guess this thread is about dead now so I will most possibly meet you around the site sometime!